Abilities:#
Q:Sheep Shag - summons a sheep to shag infront of everyone, blinds opponents and causes a debuff of "mentally scarred", deals passive damage overtime
E: Meat Pie volley - pulls out a super hot meat pie, acting as a phoenix molly + slows
C: Off the map - when activated, players presence is removed for everyones mini map cause apparently NZ doesn't fucking exist on most maps...
Ultimate: South Auckland Moment- Acts as an Iso ult bringing an opponent to the streets of South Auckland, robbing them of all weapons and armour (works on everyone caught in radius)

dude zellsis is fine as a player???
he's not top fragging every game but he still helps with team dynamics and has moments that show he's a good player.
bringing in a tier 2 talent, especially a rookie won't be super beneficial and is risky cause if shit hits the fan, everyone is just gonna be radiosilent, you need someone to bring morale up and zellsis does that, he's funny asf.

Welcome to "How to fix Sentinels", todays fix:
-TenZ
-Zekken
-Sacy
-Johnqt
-Zellsis
-curry
-Drewspark
-Kaplan
-Daph
-tarik
-aceu
-Rob fucking Moore
whole company is sold to some sucker, make a little bit of money back

Based.

Why does the UK use sTonES to weigh themselves, mf u expect me to look at rocks and say "yeah I weigh the same as like 12 of them"

Doing better than the rest of the globe mate, we ain't even on like 99% of maps

WE'LL TAKE IT

Yeah, I'm just not a huge advocate for gaming laptops. A PC is extra effort but at the same time its just more bang for your buck and it doesn't dip in performance as quickly.

Since you're going into med school then you might not have has much time as you think you do to game (but that's just my take idk how intense med schools are in the states cause I do engineering instead in AUS and I just don't have as much time to game) and it wouldn't be great to let your laptop or PC (whichever one you go for) collect dust for a while.

Are you gonna strictly game on it or are you going to do any projects or study with it as well?

Are you commuting daily or are you staying in a dorm then occasionally coming back to your dorm?

Wouldn't it be better just to buy a PC? Unless you're travelling a ton then yeah understandable

My guy why do you have to be so vindictive and hostile???

I understand shit talking for the sake of banter and stir up conversation but this just seems straight up spiteful. CHILLAX! Have a break have a kit-kat.

No Longer Human (The original book) - Osamu Dazai

Other OPs that aren't on that list that slap (no particular order):

• Vinland Saga OP1 (MUKANJYO)
• Dororo OP1 (KAEN)
• Oshi No Ko (IDOL)
• Cowboy Bebop (TANK!)
• Naruto Shippuden OP 17 (Silhouette)
• Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood OP 1 (Again)
• Death Parade OP1 (Flyers)
• Zom100 OP (Song of the Dead)
• Kokkoku OP (Flashback)

New Zealand:
Duelist: ...
Initiator: ...
Sentinel: ...
Flex: ...
Controller: ...
____
Coach: ...

NZ got no players, we get disqualified due to a lack of players.

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British/Japanese

400dpi 0.3 IGS
= 120

AMERICAS:
S: SEN, LOUD
A+: NRG, LEV
A: 100T
B: EG, G2, MIBR
C: KRU, C9, FURIA
F: (no one in Americas is that bad c'mon)

EMEA:
S: KC, TH, FNC
A+: NAVI
A: VIT, FUT,
B: G8 GIA TL (could move up cause they have talent just not utilised to the degree i like to see)
C: BBL, KOI, G8 (need more time)
F: (same reason for Americas)

PACIFIC:
S: GENG, PRX
A+: T1, TS
A: RRQ, DRX
B: ZETA, TLN
C: BLEED, GE
F: DFM (this is the only team that deserves this)

CHINA:
S: EDG, FPX
A+: DRG, TRACE
A: BLG, TEC,
B: JDG, WOLVES,
C+: NOVA
C: TYLOO, AG
F: Not enough games played to put anyone in F.

Don't rip on me too hard pls :)

ma brother

5'11 ft / 181 cm

174 lb / 79 kg

Brother lost all his money on Winfraud University, he bet a whole $0.00
Heres the application to McDonalds, better luck next time
https://jobs.mchire.com/

I mean don't get me wrong, 100T does look better with its current roster but I wouldn't say that they would stomp every other team. I'd say maybe top 5 Pacific?

POWERRANK:
1/2. SEN or LOUD (don't wanna start a war)

3. NRG
4. LEV (LEV and DRX could potentially swap but I do personally think that LEV has more potential with the talent on the roster)
5. DRX
6. EG
7. MIBR
8. 100T
9. C9
10. G2
11. KRU
12. FURIA

No? You can play for hours a day and not get radiant, its not a matter of time its a matter of improving specific things which gets you into radiant not just mindlessly playing for 40 hours a day

Hell nah we ain't associating with this guy fuck outta here

Even if Valorant is young, there is still enough data and clips to help come up with an answer.
TenZ at Reykjavík 2021 clapping absolute cheeks, clips of prime yay decimating everyone in 2022, rookies like Demon1 joining tier 1 and making upsets and winning champions 2023, Jinggg/f0rsakeN destroying people in aim duels through raw talent alone, those are just some of the moments that make you think that they may potentially be the GOAT.
Of course, the term GOAT is incredibly contentious and subjective but in the little amount of time Valorant has had, there have been standouts.

Based on the following categories:
1) Raw aim
2) Movement
3) Utility usage
4) Adaptability
5) Creativity
6) Vision of the game

Which pro do you think is the undisputed greatest?

https://www.epal.gg/
You're welcome.

OCE fans were hyped when Wronski joined a tier 1 team.
Sad to see him go

there's like 5 New Zealanders in general, and there's 3 of us here.

Guess we auto qualify🤷?

I mean people got to immortal without using shit like this. Getting to immortal shouldn't even be gatekept by services saying "pAY yOuR KidNey aNd WE'lL givE yOU GenErAl adVICE thAT YoU CAn LeaRN jUSt bY PlAYiNg ThE gAmE oR JuSt wATCHing VoDs of prO plAYERS of HigH raNKed PlaYers". Getting to a high rank shouldn't be about paying to receive coaching, it should be about putting in hours to get better aim, or learning specific lineups on agents, or just overall learning how to communicate with your team better. At the end of the day, getting to immortal+ is something completely dependent on you as a person and your commitment to learning and understanding how valorant works as a game.

TL:DR, Nah it ain't worth it, just load up aimlabs and grind 🗿.