We all know pancada and bzka are free agents rn, less and saadhak are most likely leaving loud by the end of the year, sen is very unhappy with losing and we know they overreact to losses with player switches all the time so sacy is probably gone, and aspas wants to win and lev is a bunch of shitties its very possible we will have full loud 22 back for 2025.

Imagine a world where 22 Loud is back under a diff banner, they will win everything

With doombros gone we can put ange1 on coach where he can shine. Then we can pick up the most promising igl and put shao back on initiator where he shines.

Coach: ange1
jett/flex: ardiis
Raze/flex: zyppan
Imitator: shao
Sentinel: suygetsu
GOAT IGL and smokes: fns

We’re winning champs with this one

because im brainded lemme edit rq

1. cNed
2. Leaf
3. ata kaptan
4. Tex
5. Mazino
6. JonahP
7. Boostio
8. Asuna
9. Icy (bro looks like hes permanatly wet)
10. Texture

Anyone I missed?

prime yay clears

what do you know chet still doing tricks on trashies and cocktor, will never cut anyone else

wrong brother dropped. Also their problem (if they even had a problem) is shao not on initator, yes hes great on smokes but his initator is top itw, while ange1 is shit on both

DAMN unc is prehistoric

honestly? taking walks and listening to music helps. Talking with people at work and school, and at home if possible, doesnt have to be anything meaningful but just talking with someone else about random shit makes you feel better. Also if you gave felt this way for a while and arent feeling improvement, I recomend talking with a therapist or getting medication, its helped a lot with me.

some people have no self control, and dont excerise (even walking) im a pretty big dude (~230 pounds 6ft 2in) and for wrestling I had to wrestle up to 285 pound weight class, and it was very hard to gain weight, even eating alot. i think you bassicly have to spend all day in bed and eat constantly

Fut Th GenG T1

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We all know they are signing less source which means saadhak is probably gonna come too
They will bring pancada back in and this will be the roster
Less: Sentinel
Pancada: Smokes
Sacy: initator
Saadhak: Flex/igl
Tenz: duelist (they will never take him off the roster he makes too much money

They will most likely comm in portugeuse, and tenz will do his own thing while the other 4 carry.

EDIT:
OMG I FORGOT MIBR DROPPED BZKA
Bzka will return as head coach and 2022 loud will be back to win champs. Aspas<<<<Tenz on duelist

mostly because if one of them isnt frying, the others are. Jingg drops 5 kills, forsaken and something drop 20

if he drops a stinker game against a decent team, i doubt they can win. Their comps are shit and they are aim based team, with no one else on the team coming close to cned

On how much their team would fail if they played trash (less than 5 kills) in a match

Overall

1. Aspas
2. CNed
3. Zmjjkk
4. Leo
5. Leaf
6. Valyn
7. Cryo
8. Texture
9. Alfajer
10. Kingg

By Team
G2

1. Leaf
2. Valyn (only reason hes below leaf is cause he can still igl)
3. Trent
4. JonahP
5. Icy (bro barely frags anyway)

Lev

1. Aspas (by far)
2. Kingg
3. Mazino
4. Cum
5. Tex

100T

1. Cryo
2. Bang
3. Asuna
4. Eeiu
5. Boostio

FNC

1. Leo
2. Alfajer
3. Chronicle
4. Derke (bro barely frags)
5. Boaster (im suprised if bro gets more than 5 kills a game)

Heretics (no mini boo)

1. Benjifishy
2. Woot
3. Boo
4. Riens

Fut

1. Cned (without cned I doubt they could win a map)
2. Qrax
3. Ata Kaptan
4. MrFalin (he frags alot but hes igl so i put him lower)
5. Yetujey

PRX (team relies on everyone to shoot well, so if more than one is off they will lose badly)

1. Jinggg
2. Forsaken
3. Something (top 3 interchangable imo)
4. Davai
5. Mindfreaj

GenG

1. Texture
2. Meteor
3. Karon
4. Munchkin
5. Lakia (how is this guy a worse frager than the igl)

T1

1. Sayaplayer
2. Xaccuarte
3. Izu
4. Carpe (dont remember a game where bro has top fragged)
5. Rossy (same as carpe)

EDG (same as prx, if 2 players arent firing they look ass)

1. Zmjjkk
2. Nobody
3. Smoggy
4. Chichoo
5. Haodong

FPX

1. Life
2. Autumn
3. Berlin
4. AAAAAYY
5. Lysoar

Never seen drg play so not including them

boostio will get drunk and get executed for sleeping with the presidents wife

The goat Rb

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yes because those problems were with the 6 man problem, not the og roster. Lets ignore DRX placing 3rd at lock//in (losing by 1 map against loud) for a second. Need i remind you what the og roster did at champs when they werent be fucked by the 6 man thing?
2-1 Loud (4th place team)
2-1 Navi (wouldve have beat other playoff teams if they werent stuck in group of death)
2-0 Blg (not even NRG could beat them TWICE)
Only losses were to EG (winners of the tourney, looked like the best team in the world BY FAR)
and FNC (winner of lock//in and tokyo, only lost to Loud at champs, argument could be made for best team itw) where they 13-1 them map 1 on their second best map, and would have beat them if a hurrcaine wasnt happening (no crowd gave FNC crazy advantage)

Now lets look at DRX this year
2-0 DFM and Talon to make it (wow such impressive teams)
Lose 0-2 to GenG (lost so many 1v2 1v3 etc, old drx never would have lost this game) FAIL TO QUAL for the very first time since reykajivik 21
Go undefeated in regular season against bums, not even geng is playing as good as they did at Madrid
Lose 1-2 to prx (fine whatever)
Lose 1-2 to geng (you were up map 1 and 7-1 on map 2 how tf did you throw this) which marks the third time (second this year) since DRX have never made a intl event.

Tell me how thats better.

americas: mwzera
emea: woot
apac: jinggg
china: zmjjkk

tenz trophies: 2
cryo trophies: 0
tenz rosters solo carried: 3
cryo rosters solo carried: 0

honestly as long as she gives me hugs and cuddles im fine with anything

except fat bitches

Fns hasnt won a game in 9 months
Som hasnt won a game in 9 months
Pancada hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months
Scream hasnt won a game in 10 months
k1ng hasnt won a (t1) game in 10 months

yet all these players are considered goats?

assuming less and saadhak are gone
Qck-move to sentinel where he played much better on Furia
Tuyz-smokes
Cauanzin-initator
Dgzin-flex
DeyahAlAjarma-duelist

idk about the other four but their duelist will carry them to champs at least

4th at tokyo, almost beat loud at lock//in, 2nd in americas. Yes this is mid compared to the team we are currently seeing who can only beat brazil

compared to rb and zest? hell no. if drx had there old roster and kept up their form from champs (need i remind you they almost beat fnc) they would have EASILY won madrid, and have qualed for shanghai. Recency bias is crazy, yall saying that the current drx is better when they cant even qual for events? old drx was top 2 in pacific, and consitently top 6-top 4 at intl.

Wont count role swaps because that would be too many

1. Loud -aspas +qck
2. Loud -Less
3. NRG -marved
4. Lev -keznit +tacoillia
5. NRG -som -fns +marved +ethan
6. DRX -Rb -Zest +flashback +foxy9
7. Furia -dgzin +havoc
8. T1 -k1ng +rossy
9. C9 -yay -vanity +jakee +runi
10. Furia -qck +konan

what did i miss?

we getting mimi and ender every game, gonna have to watch this shit on mute

this cope is crqazy

bro i lowkey feel bad for you. how tf are you gonna spin this into a positive angle and d ride your team

pancada isnt even an upgrade, if anything hes a downgrade, they both are similar skill/util wise, but marved has much better chem and can speak english better than pancada (what got him benched on sen)

i mean its a bit sus that out of everyone chet picked crashies and vic over fns (best igl itw) and som (one of the best smokes players)

less isnt a smokes player tho. With viper nerf his smokes characters goes from 1 to 0

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD TIM DUNCAN WAS OH MY GOD

NRG have a role and igl issue, so they decide to make a change. Fine makes sense. So to solve the issue of having no sentinel player, no competent igl, and ethan/crashies and demon1/victor role overlap they decide too...cut their smokes player??? The only person on their team who can play viper (THE MOST USED AGENT IN THE GAME, ik shes getting nerfed but shell still be played on a lot of maps) and omen (THE MOST USED CONTROLLER BESIDES VIPER). So now going into the next split they
Still dont have a good igl
Still have the role overlap between ethan/crashies and victor/demon1
Still have no sentinel player
Have no player who can play viper and omen
And will no longer have one of their best and most consistent players (NEED I REMIND YOU ALL THE BEST SMOKES PLAYER ITW)

Yeah we are winning Champs with this one.

3 reasons

1. Boaster
2. Chronicle fans
3. Chronicle

How do you get ekittens? im a iron 3 jett main and i still havent gotten any femboys

EDG willl have a major run in front of their home crowd getting 3rd
FNC will not win a map (im a hater)
G2 will not win a map (im a hater)

not many of the american players are that big. Many of them are slightly big (boostio valyn jonahp c0m tex etc), but not so big as too make the list.

1. cNed
2. Texture
3. Munchkin
4. Davai
5. leaf
6. Mazino
7. Boo
8. Haodong
9. Chichoo
10. Karon

Let me know what you would change!

zyppan
REDGAR
tex
leo
ethan

considering the entierty of 2023 they were complete shit and at champs 22 the only teams they beat were a trash kru, lev with tacoshitta and could only beat xset because of a bug...yeah seems pretty flukey to me

sad thats the case leaf is bassicly na sayf, cracked duelist who goes to senti/viper role so a t3 underperforming duelist takes his place

cum will flank you and cum all over your back

imo if g2 kept net they would have even better than they were now. Leaf was the 2nd best duelist in americas (after aspas) last year, and icy is shit

1. Lev (Aspas cum all over the competition)
2. PRX (destined to always get 2nd)
3. EDG (will have a major run in front of their homecrowd)
4. Heretics (will do well, but will be beaten by other teams)
5. 100T (boostio will stand the entire tourney)
6. Fut (their shit comps will be their downfall)
7. GenG (texture will diff everyone, but theyll get pulled apart by better teams)
8. FPX (will come up with some crazy shit and upset some teams)
9. T1 (will have a miraculous upset then go home)
10. FNC (im a hater)
11. DRG (worst of the worst region)
12. G2 (im a hater)

underperform? bro hasnt performed since 2021. He makes every team hes on worse, and is by far the worst player in emea this year

REDGAR???? bro must have brain damage

1. Boostio
2. Rb
3. FNS
4. Jinggg
5. Jawgemo