kj pick rate is too high
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| Registered: | October 26, 2022 |
| Last post: | December 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM |
| Posts: | 1916 |
vlr community cup maple burgers team. we are NA in EU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaoCKErN2NE&feature=youtu.be
how did they lose that round? the most winnable shit ever.
madlions dropping their roster after this lmfao
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him. rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
Godkar solos L4rrate
SEN steel is the last hope
no i was just inspired by his latest tweet, and also the fact he made an alt valorant account to play in some micky mouse tourny with his friends
tweet: https://twitter.com/zekkenVAL/status/1636402630548238338
this dude definitely has an alt account on the site right? i mean out of all the pros hes definitely the most troll to do that.
c9 steel > c9 whatever his name is
franchising btw
wake up babe trembo is mad at something again
spir of the moment maybe? he probably had offers from other teams, and c9 had the chance to have the best player in the world
marved is the most wasted 6th man in the whole partnership program
underrating lockin, easily the best grand final we've ever had
ardis has 1 more stream before we see NRG yay lmfao
would be a great fit in many ascension teams and he was waisted as 6th man.
I think he wnated this as well, as on his youtube he said he was bored being the 6th man many times lol
everyone thought riot was crazy that c9 originally wasn't going to get in, but i guess riot just had the epic behind the scenes info the fans did not have and now its making a lot of sense
so they drop xand for kezit, yet Nagz still stays on the roster? nagz has to be like the worst jett in the league
skuba to c9 now is the perfect time
fr harbour is better on icebox than viper no diffy
harbour the best agent for lotus as well fr fr
shower before sleep, dont go on phone or PC, also maybe just do stuff during the day.
some people can't sleep at night because they just don't do anything during the day, and their body doesnt get tired. workout or walk or do anything during the day that involves your physical body.
maybe ask a doctor instead of sweaty vlr incels
did you watch game? bro was hitting some miracle shots
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vlr users are attracted to babysasuke and trembolona i swear
babyJ would complain so loud suygetus ear dreams would rupture and he would win
potter fan is equal to like a million people
saw minte, instantly disagree
mocking stole your post lol
https://www.vlr.gg/85527/g2-esports-vs-loud-valorant-champions-tour-stage-1-masters-reykjav-k-ubsf
https://www.vlr.gg/85526/loud-vs-team-liquid-valorant-champions-tour-stage-1-masters-reykjav-k-ubqf
https://www.vlr.gg/167357/loud-vs-karmine-corp-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-alpha-qf (bad)
they woulda lost the map regardless to be fair
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