shave that shit

who is blud talking to 😭😭

we need more tech pauses.

its okay i also have tenz bail out threads on standby

its because USA is the best country in the world and to cope with that, minor countries hate on us because of our valorant teams

new excuse for when tenz inevitably shits the bed

https://www.vlr.gg/167351/funplus-phoenix-vs-karmine-corp-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-alpha-ro16

https://www.vlr.gg/167367/100-thieves-vs-edward-gaming-champions-tour-2023-lock-in-s-o-paulo-omega-ro16

americas league sucks -LOUD
pacific league sucks -DRX
emea league sucks -FNATIC

fnatic is a step ahead of even loud and drx
no one besides fnatic is lifting a trophy this year
na fans will get bored
internationals will get less viewers
val esports will die

I CALLED IT

furia slams
lev slams
mibr slams
loud slams
nrg slams

bro just yapping

sen = drop t0nz, drop dephh, sign koalanoob, sign valyn

ardiis needs to be put on perma senti and let everyone else cook

W

theres another guard z fan?

that im better than?

sorry but trents luscious locks swayed me

That would force me to be awake like 3 hours before I have to get up for school. unfortunately, i am not willing to do that

formatting fail LLLLLLLLLL

Thank you for your time, 100Thieves. It is unfortunate we couldn't stay together. That being said, as of April 15th, 2023, I am a TGRD fan. I hope the team and I can evolve together and become even better than before.

1-1 whens the tie breaker

its so sad too. everyone plays their role perfectly, their util is awesome, and fns + chets strats are great. its just they dont have any aim demon

might be convincing me bro

you wouldn't understand what its like. youre a fnatic fan. the worst thing to happen to you guys was you got grouped in reykjavik and thats because you had so many subs. I, a 100t fan, have felt true pain

1 problem

stopped reading at "Team: G"

ill become an eg fan as soon as they disband

s💗m 😍😍😍

can i have a hint as to the funny video

stopped reading at sheahhhh unfortunately

Hello, I am zidmz. I am an active VLR user and am ready to defend your team at any costs. I have many posts in which I do so: https://www.vlr.gg/196995/steel-and-yay | https://www.vlr.gg/196951/why-i-love-100t #1 and #5 | https://www.vlr.gg/196940/can-you-build-a-better-team-than-fnatic #17 | and many more. You can see the rest of my posts on https://www.vlr.gg/user/zidmz . I am hoping we can come to an agreement! All I ask for is one player on your team with a great personality that I can follow and fanboy over. If you have an offer, format it as:

Team:
Best Player:
Player I can fanboy:
Biggest Achievement:
(optional) Fun Fact:

Thank you, zidmz.

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why is he not wearing an nrg jersey?

yea thats the problem
i dont think riot is willing to completely redesign part of the map, the craziest thing they changed on bind is moving the A tp a few meters

im assuming

they had to have taken it out for a reason

also i mean how can they rework pearl

when breeze comes in and (pray) pearl goes out, what can they change to make the map not complete fucking shit?

wait did victor die and then they called a tech?

smh give all of nrg players and chet to 100t and dont allow nrg owner into any esport and give the empty slot to m80

oh shit u right

https://www.vlr.gg/player/98/ardiis

i dont get it

tf r u on abt

wait is this a ranking or just in order of when they happened

3 ACES? ONE DAY? WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS SCRIPT?

almost forgot! on postplant, everyone just run back B long! spray 300000000000 bullets until defuser is dead!

im not iron!!!!!111!!1!!!1!!!😡😡😡

this map might be the only one where it plays the exact same in an iron lobby and a pro mach. its just a huge fight somewhere on the map. if the attackers win, plant. if defenders win, rotate. i haven't seen something new and innovative on pearl since Jingg had that raze ult from b link

B

i was talking with keith, pujie, austin, vic, and sammy earlier and they said they knew what they were doing, even if they had a slow start

something about "its how we used to play at optic"

its either a shitshow on b long , an hour long round through mid, or a shitshow on a site

this map is literally horrible

boston wins game 1 against ATLANTA of all teams

common new england L

im sorry. im in a mood rn

that round was horrible. im calling it now, mibr 2-1 and nrg go spiraling out of control. they will drop ardis crashies and victor and will never be the same

what is the absolute worst team you can drop fns and chet on and have them still be a decent team