I am sick of literally every map in this pool. Idgaf I have a 1.6 kd on icebox and breeze I HATE those maps. Lotus is dogshit too. And why is ascent still around in pro play?? It’s so boringggggg

LEV
NAVI
DRX
EDG

Lowkey based except Americas I like all, and Pacific, I want DFM to fail until they finally sign good players

Mel is also amazing when she reacts

Then he should lie; no reason to have an org owner of one of the 5 NA franchised teams mad at you over dumb comments

It just doesn't make sense from a career perspective

FNS was just pressing him about random questions and Nade felt like he was trying to set him up to look stupid

Ya, I mean I think he just misread the situation and was fucking around while nadeshot felt he was being attacked. Lowkey I get both sides but it's such a stupid beef. FNS just needed to go "yo dude I'm joking around, I appreciate what you've done as an owner" and things would've been fine. Nade feels disrespected and FNS is somehow too proud or ignorant to fix this rn. Hope they go to DMs and resolve this bc it would be stupid to have long term disagreements otherwise.

It's lowkey wild rn lmfaoo

Good pics

bro aspas has a 1.88 kd rn with 230 rounds played. Nobody else is even close

Jk it’s probably the homophobia chicken sauce

Wendy’s baconator duh

Also shanks is funny asf

https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulTenderTriangleCharlieBitMe-v4xUbMPPolmkIdoS

NRG will win 2 pistols, and only 4 rounds this map. It's unbelievably cooked. To think I had hopes for this 'superteam' too. I never would've predicted Lev to be the strongest out of the superteams made this year.

WHEN they win bro, I'm sorry this is unbelievably over. Disappointed in NRG tbh

Cause loud played super well last match???

I'd trust, Kru, Lev, Loud, EG, 100T, Sen over C9 rn

Nah they dont look good midround wise rn

C9 are in playoffs meaning we get the streakiest team in the world representing NA again. I wish them the worst tbh because I cannot trust those guys to be consistent, much less perform on an international level.

diresepctful to Nismo, that guy is a tier 1 initiatior (but yea he's not the GOAT aspas)

bro you're british

Boring, just learn to write bro

Invy, JitBoys, Jremy, monyet, sScary

Or replace sScary with JessieVash if you want a real igl

Get these two on superteams so they can win internationals pls

Epee’s cool but I was always a foil dude

I wrote this as a shower thought tbh then wanted to drop it here cause why not

Distance: BULD BULLD BUILD BOXED LIKE A FISH
Timing: oh no bro the storm got me
Technique: aim diff
Tactics: bro where we dropping???
Training: eat another burger irl ig

Nah I didn’t expect nice things I just did that shit for fun

FUCKK YOU SHOULDVE COMMENTED EARLIER BRO

I had a bet that the first comment would be Allat

This year I’ve started hearing analysts and casters start to use the word ‘timings’ extremely frequently to describe the game. Reminded me of an old fencing thing I learned years ago in hs, so whatever I’ll ramble abt it.

In sport fencing the most important things you need to control to win a bout with a near equal opponent are (in this exact order):
Distance
Timing
Technique
Tactics
Training

I believe this ranking also holds somewhat true for valorant and I’ll explain why.

Distance is self explanatory: to score points you have to hit your opponent. Controlling distance in fencing comes down to your footwork, your ability to determine the spacing between you and your opponent as they constantly try to impose their own favorable distance on you.
The valorant equivalent here is line of sight and peaking. Unlike fencing however, it’s not just your character’s movement that controls distance as there are abilities (primarily smokes but also recon darts, boombots, anything that messes up crosshair placement) that can artificially change your ‘distance’. This is obviously the most important thing in the game: aim doesn’t matter if you literally cannot see your opponent on your screen (we’re ignoring spams which make up a minority of kills in a match).

Timing is also pretty obvious. In fencing, timing comes down to doing the right action at the right time. In foil fencing (which used the tip of the blade), this can mean parrying an attack, counterattacking, hiding your blade, and more depending on what you see your opponent doing.
In valorant, timing applies to utility usage, taking fights, lurking and more. A good ‘timing’ gives you a ridiculous advantage over an opponent by being able to get the first shot off. Assuming you’re not bronze, most of the time, you will win that fight and help win the round.
Another tangent of timing is ‘tempo’, by which both fencers and teams can control matches. Imposing a fast or slow tempo on your opponent makes them uncomfortable and gives you a definitive advantage. Think how Kwanghyun Lee or Yuki Ota compensate for their small size by having ridiculously fast footwork and bladework, or how paper rex forces teams to adapt to their fast pace ‘w gaming’.

Technique in fencing is analogous to ‘mechanics’ in valorant. Where technique in fencing means the way you parry, move, and lunge; mechanics in valorant refer to your aim, movement, and crosshair placement. If you’re an Olympian fencing a novice or a radiant vs a silver player, your technique will be so far superior that nothing else will matter. But for a C rating vs a B rating (using the US standards), or a plat vs gold, technique matters far less than distance and timing as defined before. That is how a ‘worse’ competitor can win against better opponents: by taking favorable engagements on their own terms.

Next up is tactics where this analogy starts to break down. In fencing, tactics refer to preplanning actions and reactions based on what you’ve gauged from your opponent, whether earlier in the bout or beforehand. If I know my opponent likes to make aggressive direct attacks in the middle, I will preplan a fake attack, then parry repost in the box.
For valorant, tactics are so much deeper and matter far more. On an individual level, this means possessing an understanding of the game and how to use your positioning and util to your advantage to win rounds. Game IQ minus the timing and distance knowledge essentially. The reason they matter so much more in valorant is because of the lack of knowledge of your opponents and because it’s a team game as opposed to an individual sport like fencing. There’s just so many more possibilities with what people could do during a round. On the other hand, in fencing, the tactics are all similar, so the execution becomes so much more vital. Little differences in preplanned movement result in completely different outcomes.

Finally comes training, which refers to your physical conditioning in fencing. Fencing is an inherently physical sport. If you’re not fit enough, you cannot win against a near equal opponent in a full 15 touch bout, much less fence the 4-5 15 touch bouts in a row to get to tournament finals. However, fitness doesn’t mean as much as some people think in fencing, and that’s why it’s at the bottom. I remember when I was like 14, I fenced against some 60 year old, who was a former Olympian in the 70s, and he absolutely whooped my ass. Didn’t matter I was much faster than him moving up and down the strip, when it mattered most, he was deadly quick at the right distance and timing.
What’s the valorant equivalent of training? This one I couldn’t say. Perhaps how comfortable you are with your mouse, perhaps how strong your mental resilience is, so you’re not giving up after a string of lost rounds. Who knows and tbh who cares.

And that’s all. If any of you read all of this, I’d be shocked, but it was enjoyable to write, and hopefully someone got some fun tidbits out of it.

P.S. “allat”

Dude Chinese aimers are different. All of EDG esp chichoo and smoggy, life from fpx, fengf from trace, so many more. Those guys are insane mechanically.

Also texture, that boy’s just better

French moment

Exactly LMFAOOO

I have them both blocked on Twitter

Nice alt acc boyo

Idgaf abt genghsta or whatever. Yeah the clip makes him look super bad, but tbh if yay was fragging like he was on optic, no one would give a shit. The big issue is he’s frankly so far out of form that he wouldn’t even be a top duelist at the tier 2 level in any region (yes including China; those guys can AIM)

No offense, but he’s not that player right now. It’s not even a team thing. He’s just not fragging like he used to, even in bad teams

Mr funhaver and fayde are not ppl you should base your opinions off LMFAOOO

Mr funhaver is some random tier 4 dude who really never did anything impactful except try to clout chase, and fayde is from fucking VLR for god’s sake.

That being said, yeah not looking good for yay.

I’m ngl, it’s kinda over for his career. It’s not even a toxicity thing, this player I just watched this split is NOT the same dude that was so impactful on andbox, envy, then optic. He cannot stack up to other top duelists in any region these days, both individually and DEFINITELY in a team play sense. The dude is just not worth it anymore. The toxicity is just the cherry on top you could say.

Frankly he should retire with the money he made from the bleed deal, exit the scene, and we’ll all remember him as the dude who ruled the game in 2022.

Yay

Ya he’s goated. Davai, forsaken can compete but nobody else tbh.

Ya which was reasonable at the beginning of the year. BBL didn't exactly have a strong record of success last year.

Bren
Sideshow
Pansy
Achilios
UberShouts
And somehow babybay (didn't expect this one)

Nah she's good too, I just didn't know if that was a one off or not. I also liked steel tbh. Pansy is the best single caster in this game rn tho. I mean consider the iconic lines "optic gaming build their legacy brick. by. brick." "Fnatic's dynasty starts today" etc

I think uber can definitely rival her in a while tho. That guy was the GOAT of overwatch casting, consider his final line from the 2022 playoffs "the Dallas fuel take their place among the stars to burn brighter than them all"

There's some crazy good casting out there.

Honestly Mitch and Tom are my least fav. Goat casters in valorant rn are:

Bren
Sideshow
Pansy
Achilios
UberShouts
And somehow babybay

This navi would NOT have beat Sen or GenG when they were on their hot streaks

I need vitality to lose so Fnatic, a better team, can make playoffs

Nah I’m watching sliggy. But it’s like, anyone with eyes can see: these guys are NOT playing like lockin/Tokyo last year

Guys let’s be fr, these guys are slumping hard rn. They might not even make champions at this rate. Really depressing stuff tbh.

Nvm I just watched PRX and they’re looking back. Hopefully heretics with WoOT are just as good

U said demon1 twice, maybe change the second one to zekken