RATIO
| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | May 1, 2021 |
| Last post: | May 14, 2022 at 1:06 PM |
| Posts: | 867 |
idk just felt like saying it again
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.
rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
COUNTER RATIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oops i accidentally did it on both accounts
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teams that qualified from way long ago suck now (fnatic) and basically just took too long and now way better teams just arent there
fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.
rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.
"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War
i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”
mfs got demoted after that game Xd gold 1
honourable mention (aka #11): VERSION 1
na is definitely bjor bro
im pretty sure they said that they wouldnt do vct 2022 so does anyone have any idea what they might do next year?
ratio + I own you + 189.532.9642
mods dont ban me its a joke
Bro the 22-20 and the F4q GE match happened and I missed both because I’m at school, and I can’t even go home to watch NA lcq feels bad man
dude is insane and his brim is the best
its called harold and kumar its pretty good 10/10
my dad grounded me for eating a spoon
bro dont roast number_1_bjor_fan like that
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