they finna get rolled ur about to see turks when they have to play ping <70 gg ez for drx
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| Registered: | January 17, 2023 |
| Last post: | November 27, 2023 at 11:15 PM |
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they finna get rolled ur about to see turks when they have to play ping <70 gg ez for drx
i personally think he may be vaguely autistic, love him tho hes my fav apac superstar xx
never heard of these players ever and theres probably a good reason for that
valorant > grade 7 basketball come watch bro stop wasting ur tiem
this team has potential to absoloutely demolish all ur favorite teams or to go home the second they get there, thoughts?
youve won ur map pick, now lets see who has good patience :)
crybaby losers HAHAHAHAAHA KOI #1 EMEA #1 EU #1 WE THE BESTTTT
ardiss best obviously but who next
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i love chinese people they are so kawiai ;3 ^_^
oh really wow thats like omggg wow
its just a virtual flag FREAK LOSER GE FAN NOOB
Bojack Horseman
Abilities:
Self-Destructive Tendencies: Bojack becomes a volatile force, gaining increased damage output at the cost of his own health.
Emotional Turmoil: Bojack unleashes a wave of negative emotions, causing nearby enemies to panic and miss their shots.
Hollywood Star: Bojack calls in a hail of fake debris, creating temporary cover and distraction for his team.
Ultimate Ability: "Downward Spiral" - Bojack enters a manic state, becoming invulnerable and dealing massive damage to anyone in his path. However, this ability has a limited duration and leaves Bojack exhausted and vulnerable when it ends.
With these abilities, Bojack Horseman is a wild card on the battlefield, capable of causing chaos and confusion for his enemies while also putting himself at risk. Whether he's impairing enemy vision with his depressive outlook or raining down explosive toys, Bojack is a force to be reckoned with.
Joe Biden
Abilities:
Diplomacy: President Biden uses his powers of negotiation to temporarily halt enemy fire, giving his team time to regroup or push forward.
American Spirit: President Biden boosts the morale of his team, granting increased movement speed and damage resistance for a limited time.
Biden Plan: President Biden calls in a care package containing valuable weapons, ammunition, and utility items for his team.
Experienced Leader: President Biden surveys the battlefield and marks key enemy positions for his team, granting increased accuracy for a short time.
Executive Order: President Biden uses his authority to temporarily disable enemy abilities, giving his team a tactical advantage.
Ultimate Ability: "The Biden Administration" - President Biden activates his ultimate ability, calling in a team of highly trained special forces to aid him in battle. These units are equipped with advanced weapons and tactics, and will fight alongside President Biden and his team until the enemy is defeated.
With these abilities, President Joe Biden is a formidable agent who brings a combination of tactical savvy, leadership, and raw power to the battlefield. Whether he's negotiating a temporary ceasefire, boosting his team's morale, or calling in a team of specialists, President Biden is a force to be reckoned with.
this is the truest true i ever saw so true
taco taco burrito i dont CARE
fake flagger dont be ashamed
it will affect my mood whilst watching
this is so true also cant wait for GE to win nothing (again) and for the great rise of pakistan and for Avatar 3
nrg will sleep koi and show you whos rightfulyl king
Howard Wolowitz, the quirky and overconfident engineer from "The Big Bang Theory," could be an interesting addition to the Valorant roster as a Duelist agent.
Ability 1: "Rocket Boosters" - Howard equips his trusty jetpack and propels himself forward in a quick burst of speed, allowing him to close gaps and reach otherwise inaccessible areas.
Ability 2: "Mother's Voice" - Howard uses a voice modulator to mimic the voice of his mother, scaring and disorienting enemies within a certain radius.
Ability 3: "Tools of the Trade" - Howard pulls out his tool belt, gaining increased fire rate and accuracy for a short duration.
Ultimate Ability: "Mecha-Mom" - Howard calls in a giant robot shaped like his mother, raining down missiles and insults on the enemy team.
With his combination of mobility, deception, and raw firepower, Howard would make a formidable addition to any Valorant squad. Just be careful not to get on his mother's bad side!
Sheldon, known for his exceptional intelligence and quirky personality, would bring a unique set of abilities to the game.
Primary Ability: "Brain Blast" - Sheldon would be equipped with a special device that shoots a blast of intense mental energy, capable of stunning enemies within a certain range. This ability would allow Sheldon to create opportunities for his teammates to take out their opponents, or to disrupt enemy pushes and tactics.
Ability 1: "Photon Barrier" - Sheldon would have the ability to summon a energy barrier that blocks incoming enemy fire, allowing him and his teammates to push forward into a site or to retreat to a safer position. This barrier would have a limited duration, so Sheldon would have to choose the right moment to deploy it.
Ability 2: "Quantum Leap" - Sheldon would have the ability to teleport short distances, allowing him to quickly reposition himself and surprise enemies with unexpected angles. This ability would also allow Sheldon to reach high ground or to escape dangerous situations.
Ultimate Ability: "Nebula Nova" - Sheldon's ultimate ability would be a massive burst of energy that would destroy everything in its path. This ability would have a wide range of impact, making it difficult for enemies to escape, and allowing Sheldon and his teammates to control the battlefield with ease. The Nebula Nova would have a long cooldown period, so Sheldon would have to choose the right moment to use it for maximum effect.
With these unique abilities, Sheldon would bring a new level of strategy and unpredictability to the game of Valorant. Players would have to adapt to his playstyle and find ways to counter his abilities if they hope to defeat Sheldon and his team.
nrg win = 4 fraudsters in tournament koi will send them home np
Shahrukh Khan as a playable agent in Valorant:
Abilities:
Charismatic Charm: Khan's ability to charm enemies, causing them to lower their weapons for a short time.
Bollywood Dance: Khan can perform a Bollywood dance that creates a smokescreen, providing cover for himself and his allies.
The King's Command: Khan can issue a command that temporarily boosts the abilities of all allies within a certain range.
Ultimate: The Superstar's Entrance: Khan makes a dramatic entrance, temporarily stunning all enemies in a large radius and revealing their positions.
As one of Bollywood's biggest stars, Shahrukh Khan brings his charming personality and larger-than-life presence to Valorant. His abilities allow him to control the battlefield and provide support to his allies, while his ultimate creates chaos and confusion among the enemy. Whether you're a fan of Bollywood or just looking for a unique and flashy agent, Shahrukh Khan is sure to deliver.
Glenn Quagmire as a playable agent in Valorant:
Abilities:
The Cat Call: Quagmire can attract enemies with a loud cat call, revealing their position and distracting them.
The Love Machine: Quagmire can deploy a holographic decoy that mimics his movements, drawing enemy fire and confusing them.
The Lothario's Lasso: Quagmire's ability to throw a lasso that ensnares enemies, slowing them down and making them vulnerable to attack.
Ultimate: The Bachelor's Bash: Quagmire calls in a fleet of helicopters, raining down explosive bombs on enemy positions. This ultimate is best used to clear out enemy defenses and create chaos on the battlefield.
With his smooth-talking and ladies' man persona, Glenn Quagmire adds a unique flair to Valorant. His abilities allow him to disrupt and deceive the enemy, while his ultimate creates widespread destruction. Whether you're playing for fun or playing to win, Quagmire is sure to bring a wild card to the game.
Peter Griffin as a playable agent in Valorant:
Abilities:
The Beer Belly: Peter's signature ability, which allows him to drink beer and increase his armor temporarily, making him harder to kill.
The Chicken Fight: Peter can summon a giant mechanical chicken, who will fight by his side, stunning enemies with its flapping wings and pecking beak.
The Fatman Cannon: Peter's third ability allows him to fire a cannonball from his gut, causing massive damage to enemies in its path.
Ultimate: The Griffindor: Peter transforms into a massive, mythical beast, gaining increased health and the ability to charge through walls, taking out any enemies in his way.
With his unique abilities, Peter brings a lot of humor to the game while still being a formidable opponent on the battlefield. Whether you're fighting with a beer belly or a mechanical chicken, Peter's antics are sure to keep your enemies guessing.
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Mundiya to bach ke rahi
Nahi tu hun hun hui mutiyar
Mundiya to bach ke rahi
Nahi tu hun hun hui mutiyar
Mundiya to bach ke rahi, yeah
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