valorant_player
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Registered: September 16, 2022
Last post: July 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Navi and SEN, coming back strong later this year just give them time

posted 6 months ago

"but n0vi is a Tier 1 team, just like fnatic!" 🀑

posted 6 months ago

They won't even make it past the first team at Madrid 🀣🀣🀣

posted 6 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

Unfortunately EMEA did not beat the accusations today

posted 6 months ago

absolute FRAUD

posted 6 months ago

🀑🀑🀑

posted 6 months ago

n0vi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted 6 months ago

if b0tster twerks on stage fnc will lose

posted 6 months ago

this is the worst thread

posted 6 months ago

Flair

posted 6 months ago

potter masterclass incoming

posted 6 months ago

he stood up to leave the stage

posted 6 months ago

SEN HATERS IN SHAMBLES

posted 6 months ago

best at twerking on stage before losing and going home

posted 6 months ago

test to confirm if he is HIM

posted 6 months ago

imagine never posting again

posted 6 months ago

yay
cNed
aspas
ScreaM
fns

posted 6 months ago

keznit is still a fraud

posted 6 months ago

this aim BRO

posted 6 months ago
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posted 6 months ago

skill issue

posted 6 months ago

pure luck

posted 6 months ago

πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

posted 6 months ago

relax we are jinxing

posted 6 months ago

apology for poor english

when were you when cNed is wash?

i was sat at home drinking redbull when leo faria ring

β€˜cNed is wash’

β€˜no’

posted 6 months ago

F

see you after Masters Madrid 2028

posted 6 months ago

bro is just pointing out how much of a fluke this was...

posted 6 months ago

both victims of weak teams... unfortunate really

posted 6 months ago

take his advice, he knows first hand how it feels

posted 6 months ago

bro's looking like y0y out here...

posted 6 months ago

FNC formatted into their own list is a W

posted 6 months ago

common babysasuke W

posted 7 months ago

L

posted 7 months ago

DFM clear these frauds

posted 7 months ago

NAAAAHHHHH

posted 7 months ago

br*t

posted 7 months ago

they dont, look at the viewer numbers...

posted 7 months ago

this is a premonition of 2026 c0m

posted 7 months ago

i'd pay to see him an babysasuke in the ring...

posted 7 months ago

bro is NOT normal

posted 7 months ago

how can other regions compete?

posted 7 months ago

relax bro they beat KC πŸ’€

posted 7 months ago

EMEA young guns built different

posted 7 months ago

is this what they meant by waiting to see the new EMEA talent?

posted 7 months ago

NAVI is NOT competing after ardiis honeymoon phase

posted 7 months ago

ex-Fortnite pro clears EMEA "talent"

posted 7 months ago

BR is just south NA, bro is onto something here

posted 7 months ago
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