Navi and SEN, coming back strong later this year just give them time
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Navi and SEN, coming back strong later this year just give them time
"but n0vi is a Tier 1 team, just like fnatic!" π€‘
They won't even make it past the first team at Madrid π€£π€£π€£
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Unfortunately EMEA did not beat the accusations today
n0vi πππππππ
if b0tster twerks on stage fnc will lose
potter masterclass incoming
best at twerking on stage before losing and going home
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apology for poor english
when were you when cNed is wash?
i was sat at home drinking redbull when leo faria ring
βcNed is washβ
βnoβ
bro is just pointing out how much of a fluke this was...
both victims of weak teams... unfortunate really
take his advice, he knows first hand how it feels
bro's looking like y0y out here...
DFM clear these frauds
... now do b0tster
they dont, look at the viewer numbers...
i'd pay to see him an babysasuke in the ring...
bro is NOT normal
is this what they meant by waiting to see the new EMEA talent?
NAVI is NOT competing after ardiis honeymoon phase
BR is just south NA, bro is onto something here