valorant_player
Flag: International
Registered: September 16, 2022
Last post: June 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Posts: 2423
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skill diffed immediately after

posted about 2 years ago

look at the scoreboard lil bro...

posted about 2 years ago

using Potter's recipe

posted about 2 years ago

bundle deez nuts

posted about 2 years ago

It is the same price as tickets to a mid-level sports team in a large city.

posted about 2 years ago

Toilet Bowl

posted about 2 years ago

those prices are the same as the MLS team in my city

posted about 2 years ago

Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

posted about 2 years ago

horny

posted about 2 years ago

they have all left

posted about 2 years ago

heretics couldn't even beat DSG lil bro

posted about 2 years ago

RealDeal loves admiring men with good physiques

posted about 2 years ago

Lets get back to what this site is about... hyping up our NA boys to stomp shitmea

gluck gluck gluck

posted about 2 years ago

like fortnite but with better edating

posted about 2 years ago

NA

Iโ€™m ready to accept it. NA are miles (not kilometres, cringe unit of distance) ahead of every other region. EG are playing Valorant from 2026. Even M80 would mop the floor with us minor regions. Fnatic will be lucky to get 4 rounds against NRG, if they win both pistols.

It reminds me of EU CS. The coaching diff is unbelievable, the players have insane fundamentals, itโ€™s just not fair.

Iโ€™m thinking Riot should change the system next year. We need a league dedicated to this region, maybe 20 or so NA teams? Then we can have a separate 5 team league for SA. Also, cut the EMEA league down to 2 teams, the rest suck anyway.

Iโ€™m ready to accept it. NA will win this event, and every event for the next 5 years

posted about 2 years ago

does that also include SEN?

posted about 2 years ago

you don't kick a man when he's down

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA fans trying to understand what it's like to have more than 1 competitive team

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA pros and babysasuke shitposting from his mom's basement

posted about 2 years ago

Eliminated by a region that literally got in for free

posted about 2 years ago

weak

posted about 2 years ago

Ignore title, this is an official SHITMEA LAUGH THREAD

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Almost lost to CHINA
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posted about 2 years ago

c0m haters wya?

posted about 2 years ago

c0m haters in absolute shambles

posted about 2 years ago

bench clause will mean he probably makes a fraction of his normal salary

posted about 2 years ago

get used to it buddy

posted about 2 years ago

Fraudmeans ๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿง‡

posted about 2 years ago

As an NA Liquid fan, underperformance is the norm

posted about 2 years ago

please be specific, you can't just say "is something playing" and expect us to know what you mean

posted about 2 years ago

racism

posted about 2 years ago

nt at jinx

posted about 2 years ago

reddit users are worse than weebs

posted about 2 years ago

I LOVE BURGIRS

posted about 2 years ago

most literate weeb

posted about 2 years ago

yay

posted about 2 years ago

Wow

posted about 2 years ago
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posted about 2 years ago

fnatic flairs smh

posted about 2 years ago

yeah he's ascended fr

forever rent-free in SHITMEA's head

posted about 2 years ago

Why tf is this dude complaining about everything?

look at where he is from

posted about 2 years ago

thank you future man

posted about 2 years ago

our lord babysasuke was killed by chronicle and has come back to life

posted about 2 years ago

What do you mean by "something"? Please be more specific so we can help answer.

posted about 2 years ago

BR produces top drama, the FNS vs Kng "prove it or I kill you" still hits

posted about 2 years ago

Shownu
Realistic

posted about 2 years ago

cooking up the bait here lmao

posted about 2 years ago

imagine picking Liquid over the EDGoats

posted about 2 years ago

Shout out to eneskose for supporting the up-and-coming Tier 2 EMEA teams ๐Ÿ‘

posted about 2 years ago

careful, Chronicle might make a thread for you again

posted about 2 years ago

classic European """analyst""" behavior

posted about 2 years ago
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