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Registered: March 28, 2021
Last post: August 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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wym i want poiz to step on me, so does number_1_poiz_jettgod_fan

posted about 3 years ago

bloke have you been under a rock? false positives happen all the time, happened with dapr for iceland

posted about 3 years ago

poiz will not be playing. c9’s 5 will be leaf, xeppaa, mitch, vanity, and xeta

posted about 3 years ago

abx has alexsander now they could be insane with a strong 5th

posted about 3 years ago

i would comment nAts_16_majors_s0mple_0

posted about 3 years ago

one time i was going to the bank with my daughter to grab some funds to pay for her $12,000/semester private preschool tuition. it was an unfortunate day to go because a highly armed robber decided that he was gonna cop some bands on that day. all of the civilians decided to take cover under desks and even behind some of the employees. i was hiding under a desk with my daughter and another man. my daughter was shivering and crying. i though i had to do something. i’m a retired U.S. marine veteran and i played CS 1.6 and grinded to silver 4 in CSGO, so i should have enough expertise to take care of the robber before any civilians were hurt. as i started to move, the guy next to me said “wait” and he pointed to a figure in the distance. it was the Kenny “kennyS” Schrub, and he was posted with an operator scoped in. all the sudden, i hear the screeching shot of a forsaken operator as he completely whiffs the bullet wide left of the robber. the robber then 180s, 1 taps kenny in the head and then proceeds to murk the entire bank lobby including me and my daughter. as i lie there dying, my last words were “kennyS is overrated”

posted about 3 years ago

lmfao

posted about 3 years ago

agreed but he’s so overrated. can’t call him the best op in the world

posted about 3 years ago

cNed is best operator in the world no question

posted about 3 years ago

it’s only when people predict unreasonable outcomes for their favorite teams (ex. TSM making berlin) and then we comment copium. but it isn’t copium when a gambit fan says “i think gambit have a shot at winning champions”

posted about 3 years ago

futbolist kekw

posted about 3 years ago

yes

posted about 3 years ago

bro it’s not hard to look up his account on vlr…

posted about 3 years ago

sarcasm. everyone and their mom on twitter and this site knew this was gonna happen for at least a month

posted about 3 years ago

this is so surprising wtf

posted about 3 years ago

donowalled

posted about 3 years ago

Split
Haven
Bind
Ascent
Fracture
Breeze
Icebox

posted about 3 years ago

good job tanner

posted about 3 years ago

the insidious series was my favorite, might not be too scary tho. split is also a good one but that’s kind of just a thriller

posted about 3 years ago

wish he wasn’t, wish he could be on a top 5 team bc he’s a top 5 player

posted about 3 years ago

always thought it was one of the best movie soundtracks made me love hans zimmer
inception was a nice soundtrack too and the better movie imo

posted about 3 years ago

disrespecting the lanimals are we?

posted about 3 years ago

hey All Mighty purest and others, will we ever get to see percentages on the picks for who wins the whole event and maybe even who wins the opening matchups?

posted about 3 years ago

12th + mixed number

ik i've been saying faze are lanimals, but at least i'll give 100t this https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/59a0162e

posted about 3 years ago

could be the next top 5 team, could fall down the NRG path we’ll have to see

posted about 3 years ago

yo SuperHotMommy got mommy issues

posted about 3 years ago

liquid

posted about 3 years ago

one time i was shopping at the farmer’s market with my granddaughter to buy some peaches. we were enjoying our time together and i found a lot of luscious peaches and even some fresh carrots to go along with them. i put them in a bag and my granddaughter skipped after me to go check out. however, a mysterious figure appeared in the distance with a heavy jacket on. i was wondering, “why tf this guy dripped out in arctic wear in 70 degree weather?” all the sudden, he rips out 6 or 7 knives and starts throwing them at the cashiers and the customers. we all screamed in terror and started taking cover. i genuinely thought this was gonna be the end of my precious life. but all of a sudden, busting through the roof comes Andrej “BABYBAY” Francisty and he lands on the floor, shaking the peaches out of my bag. he scrambles all over the floor picking up the knives screeching “MY PRECIOUS” as he alternative fires, or right clicks, the knives on the robber and crawls away. it was then i came to learn the phrase “ez for animal babybay”

posted about 3 years ago

vanity owns you

posted about 3 years ago

LATAM > BR 1 and 2 though

posted about 3 years ago

no matter how many bad things are happening in your life there’s always something positive to focus on, whether it’s your friends, music, or even valorant

posted about 3 years ago

i’d say our government is pretty good but i agree with the others

posted about 3 years ago

black or green

posted about 3 years ago

L list

posted about 3 years ago

he’s canadian tho

posted about 3 years ago

absolute cap, geng is seeded 8th so they’d be put up against 100t. rise is 6th seed so they would play 3rd seed, faze

posted about 3 years ago

rare shadowisbad toxicity L

posted about 3 years ago

split and haven the first match were absolute shit shows for g2, SEN destroyed them, the scores make it seem like a less beat-down than what it actually was bc sen threw a few rounds. however, g2 shit on them worse on the two maps they played the 2nd match so i would say g2 is winning the rivalry rn

posted about 3 years ago

yay
tenz
asuna
leaf
corey

posted about 3 years ago

faze are gonna qualify for champs i’ve been saying this since challengers playoffs. they are absolute overwatch lanimals. babybay on lan gonna be different

posted about 3 years ago

name analysis: what the fuck rawr uwu sussy baka uwu wuw

posted about 3 years ago

already did it once

posted about 3 years ago

it’s honestly unfair for game changers they are just on another tier. they look liked they improved a ton and are really trying to improve i’m excited to see how they do in vct

posted about 3 years ago

based off of berlin:

  1. Gambit
  2. Envy
  3. Vision Strikers
  4. 100T
  5. G2
  6. Sentinels
  7. Acend
  8. KRÜ
  9. SuperMinusculeBalls
  10. Crazy Raccoon

over the whole year:

  1. Sentinels
  2. Gambit
  3. Acend
  4. Envy
  5. Team Liquid
  6. Fnatic
  7. 100T
  8. G2
  9. Vision Strikers
  10. KRÜ
posted about 3 years ago

every team thinks they’re gonna win LCQ if they don’t they already lost right? strong mental gotta get confident

posted about 3 years ago

marved, nitr0 and AvovA were definitely top 3

posted about 3 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/15360/pl1xx-on-soniqs-in-six-months-i-see-ourselves-in-the-top-four KEK can they be top 4 by tomorrow???

posted about 3 years ago

most colleges have good exploratory programs that help you find a major, thats what i’m in right now. you don’t need to necessarily rush a decision on what you want to study

posted about 3 years ago
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