yes thank you i saw ur post in the “worst users” thread and instantly everything i ever questioned on this site made sense

so, i recently found out that trembo was radiant (thanks archetype, https://www.vlr.gg/post/941588/to-those-who-have-played-against-pros-ccs, https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/TREMBOLONA%23dasdd/overview?season=all) which brought to light a theory

trembolonaRage was playing a radiant brazil game before he was really involved in pro play as much. he was having fun getting better and enjoying the tanked experience until he matched against a certain player: mwzera. every round he was just getting shit on so hard it was unlike anything he had seen before. then, after constant stress and getting destroyed by mwzera (who was playing raze), he got 1v5’d and began to have an out of body experience. it was like he stared into the eyes of a four headed demon-angel straight from the heavens. it was like thousands of years of information was pounding into his head and all he could see was mwzera raze plays and stats. he would try so hard to speak to the angel, but an overflowing amount of awe and fear of this angel left him physically unable to speak. eventually, he would try to talk normally to the angle but all that would flow out of his mouth was: “STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/GL%20mwzera%232001/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game” and he simply couldn’t say what was actually on his mind in this separate dimension.

ever since this occasion, he has become psychotic and his brain is filled with nothing but the eyes of the four headed demon-angel mwzera that he saw on that one ranked day. there is nothing except mwzera’s deathmatch stats and professional matches cycling around his head, and he has became a deranged and crazed devotee to mwzera and uses this site as an outlet to get the constant information relating in his mind nonstop since that fated day

i need someone to answer this question too i genuinely do not know how someone could be entertained by this man

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an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.

nah bro it goofy i like it

i thought you were talking about SEN and still thought that until i read “nerf” lmao

neptune skins are not as bad as everyone is saying they are. it sounds funny as hell the water sound when you shoot the gun i’m picking it up 100% of the time off the ground, not buying that shit though

WWWWW

yeah s1 is actually really good before reading the manga it just falls off season 2. after reading the manga, however, i realized how much they left out of the first season as well

fair i didn’t think about that part

edited

he’s right though

SHUT YO ASS UP LIL BOY. IF HxH DIDNT EXIST THE SHOUNEN ANIME COMMUNITY WOULD BE 25% LESS ITS SIZE AND WE WOULDNT HAVE SEXY RULE 34 NETERO

NA gets dragged down heavy by SEN they runnin comps from 2021

tex literally went negative in every game last stage. he did great last week against TSM so that narrative is wrong

name doesn’t check out. a real tenz fan would want SEN to lose so bad they disband and tenz can succeed on a different team

true but he’s still a great guy which makes many people want to support him

if it’s lower round 3 and they’re playing for 3rd place then yes

bro told riot to remove a whole ass agent

astra doesn’t really support her teammates too well anymore with the reduced star as mostly you’re saving your pull and maybe stun for postplants

all of them? p sure zekken is 17

here are my tiers for NA teams’ chances of making masters copenhagen:

Tier 1–almost a lock
-OpTic Gaming: don’t need to explain

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Tier 2–high chance of making it
-Cloud9: even with the curry replacement this team still has room to go and they’ve been consistently top 3 in NA for like the past 8 months and i believe they have the structure and composure to be able to make to LAN

-NRG: this team also has room to grow with Ethan and with tex finally playing to his potential this team seems to be very well rounded with all players being excellent, they simply have the player quality to make it to LAN

-LG: this team has consistently been performing well and every match they’ve had against a top NA team they’ve always had upset potential and i believe they could make some upsets happen to be able to make it to LAN

-TSM: with the role swaps this team seems to be performing a lot better than they did before against NRG, which they still preformed well against. i believe this team has lots of room to grow and their boot camp is going well for them

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Tier 3–chance of making playoffs
-100t: this team has arguably the most room to grow and they looked very solid against TGRD, but they just got outclassed by TSM. i believe they have a good chance of making it to playoffs but unfortunately i can’t really see them beating anyone in the 2nd tier to qualify

-FaZe clan: if babybay and dicey are hitting, this team could very much make playoffs, all they have to do is beat EG and SEN and they’re chilling, and i believe they are very capable of doing that. the only problem is the inconsistency of the team, but they have a high chance of just fragging it out to beat EG

-EG: imo this team didn’t really play to their true potential against SEN and i believe they can do better, which they can absolutely do against FaZe. i think this will be a banger week 5 match with both teams’ playoff hopes on the line and either team could take it, that’s why they’re in this tier

-Ghost: i think ghost is a little lower than the teams in this group but not a whole tier gap lower, i’m just putting them here because i believe they have a chance at beating 100t, which gives them a good chance at playoffs.

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Tier 4–probably not qualifying for playoffs
-Sentinels: search sentinels in the forum search bar and i guarantee you could write a whole essay on why they belong in this tier

-The Guard—this team unfortunately with the role changes and their honeymoon phase ending and the complications with some of the players’ personal lives, after their loss against ghost their playoff hopes are looking very grim, but even if they make role swaps that can work out for them theyre playing XSET, NRG and TSM still

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Tier 5–XSET
-XSET—this is an amazing team and you could easily wank them to the 2nd best team in NA which is a perfectly acceptable take. i believe that they are better than almost every team above them here but i don’t really remember if they announced the slots yet but it’s most likely top 2 or 3. XSET could be the best team in NA, but due to their curse they will place 4th and always place 4th, making them the least likely team to qualify.

explain your sentinels placement

this list is very solid but if you’re gonna do the whole 100t/Ghost thing then i’d also do XSET/Cloud9 for #2 spot

nah i like doug and sideshow and bren but otherwise agree

thats not that bad. idrc about that but this whole conversation today was literally him just getting mad at his chat for calling him wrong but he carried it on for like 20 minutes

i love tarik and have been watching his costreams all year but this entire map he's literally been talking and ranting about monitor display settings as a response to a chatter its lowkey pissing me off

vanity on sova too

bro became #1 c9 hater

wouldn’t consider it choking faze is just so fucking good today

literally dragging navi some rounds

if sentinels qualify i genuinely think riot is scripting their wins so the team doesn’t disband and the game keeps delusional 12 year old viewers

goldfinger or live and let die

you definitely didn’t watch the open qualifiers lmao

to everyone saying SEN won’t qualify bc they couldn’t even beat the two worst/easiest teams idk why tf you’re saying that. the easiest and worst team in the group is clearly sentinels and they’ve beaten themselves

give bro his props he went through so many of mwzera’s games the past year and he finally got one where mwzera actually did good

all good SEN will still win the series :(

the script sadly just won’t allow sentinels to lose, not potter’s fault

the more the game goes on the more this is true

TenZ: "alright im peeking cat"
shahz: "ight i got your market"
round starts
TenZ: "one cat, hes low"
shahz: "ight i got your market"
TenZ: "2 more 2 more 2 more!"
shahz: "ight i got your market"
TenZ: "all 3 low cat, im backing off"
shahz: "ight i got your market"
TenZ: "im getting naded, im dead"
shahz: "ight i got your market"

after seeing the map pick/bans, im willing to put the lives of my entire family and dog AND cat on the fact that SEN will easily win this game

edit: i completely misread the map picks and bans i thought they picked breeze and haven. now ill only put my family's life on it

facts, spy x family ep today distracted him. also, he would enjoy one of the best shounen arcs of all time more if anime was fresh

definitely biased but i dont think asuna has many braindead fans...

what the fuck 💀

it’s working for fnatic

*piece

im convinced people bring out their inner demons to post on this site sometimes

i feel like i lose cognitive ability every time i even visit their site with how much brainpower it requires to even navigate the site

you mean stomped your second best team?

i would say gift her a few hunter x hunter volumes but she’d probably leave her boyfriend for you and that would be sad on her birthday :(