somali_pirate
Flag: International
Registered: February 26, 2025
Last post: March 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Posts: 211
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game's getting older and tenz will remain retired, it will be inevitable i fear.

posted 2 months ago

this is an even dumber argument

posted 2 months ago

i think geng threw the final if thats what ur asking

posted 2 months ago

not according to the community it isnt since top 2 there were top 2 in champs

posted 2 months ago

ask the community

posted 2 months ago

that's 3rd

posted 2 months ago
  • both masters he won are the least credited masters according to the community
posted 2 months ago
  • Retired at 23
  • hasn't even placed top 3 in champs yet
  • both masters he won are the least credited masters according to the community
  • hasn't been the best player itw nor on his roles/agents since the first half of 2021
  • has been overshadowed a billion times competitively wise by simply better and more gifted players
  • NA teams like OPTIC/ENVY EG and now G2 and their players have stolen the NA spotlight from and his team multiple times
  • recently just returned to the stage to play in a showmatch and got embarrassingly hard diffed by primmie, one of the many young blood gifted rookies that've already surpassed TenZ

it's looking doomed

posted 2 months ago

gun to ur head you are NOT picking C0M to outperform trent

posted 2 months ago

common sense

posted 2 months ago

tex = JAWGEMO (if the lights are bright, tex <<<<<<<<<<<<<< JAWGEMO)
Demon1 ? leaf (honestly idk since we haven't seen the role swap yet and there's like two wolves in both of these guys, but if the lights are bright, Demon1 >>> leaf)
Kinggg >>> valyn
C0M <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< trent
Rossy >>> JonahP

winnable ngl

posted 2 months ago

Promethazine is that motherfucking lean?

posted 2 months ago

make the final map fracture fuck it we're going full anime

posted 2 months ago

revitalized demon1 vs jawgemo masters toronto grand final game 5 triple overtime 1v1 clutch vs clutch both top frags I will be there

posted 2 months ago

valorant's at a point where most of if not all of the new champs you'll be seeing will just be watered down copies of lol's champs or abilities, and there's like 600+ abilities to choose from not including passives.

posted 2 months ago

ive never seen someone make drinking water look bad

posted 2 months ago

because oxy is the only player that matters for and with c9

posted 2 months ago

im talking about the val videos you're describing

posted 2 months ago

its funny because what you don't like is literally just blogging anyways. you just want the script to be public + extra info.

posted 2 months ago

what do johnqt zellsis and n4rrate have in common

posted 2 months ago

blogging in 2025

posted 2 months ago

fitting that right when peak valorant ends, a day later Chet comes back to ruin my love for the game.

posted 2 months ago

I need you to think very carefully as to why he would begin to even say korean fucking neighborhood, why there's a distinct "GA" sound in the word, and why the fuck would tenz or tarik not act like johnqt didn't just slip the fuck up in front of 100k+ people

posted 2 months ago
  1. if you slow it down the "ga" sound of the slur is further emphasized, something that neighbourhood does not contain
  2. Tarik and TenZ stayed quiet to not cause a commotion, it's why they dodged the chat's reaction to what they thought they heard was the n word entirely
  3. he does not say "like" at all, and even if he did anyways to entertain you, would saying "is that like korean neighbourhood" make any fucking sense?
posted 2 months ago

its called slipping up, and its called playing it cool

posted 2 months ago

let's break down the thought process of people saying JohnQT said "Korean neighborhood" (lol)

  1. T1 Sylvan throws up a hand sign on camera as a celebration
  2. Tarik and JohnQT are are mildly shocked, then immediately afterwards Tarik says "throwing up signs and shit" before they start laughing, indicating a sort of gang sign joke while JohnQT imitates it
  3. As they continue to laugh, JohnQT says "what is that, was that..." to Sylvan's celebration
  4. Immediately after, he follows it up with "...was that a Korean NEIGHBOURHOOD" with a VERY DISTINCT "GA" sound in it (???????????)
  5. Chat goes crazy as they thought they heard JohnQT say the n word (but obviously he didn't, he said korean NEIGHBOURHOOD, because that makes pitch perfect sense), while Tarik TenZ and JohnQT combined refuse to question the commotion from the chat they've been reading from constantly

XD?

posted 2 months ago

they ignored it? people do that? the chat was going crazy after he said it btw and they're reading that shit constantly and yet they never brought up why chat's going crazy, you don't find that weird?

posted 2 months ago

LMFAOOO IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE IN THAT CONTEXT? TALKING ABOUT HOW THE KOREAN IS THROWING UP A HAND SIGN? AFTER THEY MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT BEING A GANG SIGN? xdddddd "yeah look at that korean doing some funny gang signs he looks like a korean neighborhood" was NOT JohnQT's thought process LOL

posted 2 months ago

actually delusion kids refusing to accept the truth, he said the n word clear as day, you can literally hear the "ga" sound and thats me saying all of this without the context that would further point out the obvious. stop denying reality you guys look fucking stupid. tell me why there's a "ga" sound in neighbor im curious btw

posted 2 months ago

hate it when the "ga" sound comes up whenever i want to say neighbor

posted 2 months ago

i think johnqt wouldve hated mlk jr imo

posted 2 months ago

"hood (silenty)" XD

posted 2 months ago

LMFAOOOO NEIGHBOURHOOD? THERE'S NOT EVEN ENOUGH SYLLABLES FOR THAT WHAT ARE WE SAYING

posted 2 months ago

actually brain dead? he did NOT say neighbor lmfaooo, you can LITERALLY HEAR the "ga" sound as plain as fucking day

posted 2 months ago

the context was literally about a korean throwing up hand signs, made into a joke about him throwing up gang signs, which led to johnqt calling him a korean n**** what the fuck are you talking about? why are you people literally refusing to accept the truth like this.

posted 2 months ago

i need you think over what you are saying for a second for me

posted 2 months ago

thats not how race works, johnqt is arab, not black.

posted 2 months ago

context https://www.vlr.gg/457507/johnqt-ripped-it

he sees a T1 player throw up hand signs and JohnQT's immediate response is to call him a "Korean n****" because of the affiliation between gang signs, gangs, and black americans. This could be grounds for a suspension, making racist jokes/comments is what got Zellsis suspended back in 2021.

posted 2 months ago

even after G2 v T1 being the greatest final ever, T1 fans will still rate G2 an entire tier below them lololol

posted 2 months ago

unironically yes which is the funniest shit ever

posted 2 months ago

despite playing really good overall (+12), this series is going to legitimately haunt him

  • completely fucked up the 1v2 on Pearl (map 5) by failing to cover trent defusing in order to put them up 12-9. T1 were on a half buy here btw.
  • completely fucked up killing the defuser on Pearl by running in and panic holding mouse1 when he had time to visually spot and shoot the defuser, who was right next to him, which led to T1 converting their bonus round
  • failed to win the 1v2 on Split on 13-12 to end the series right then and there, he made it into a 1v1 but was two vandal body shots away from ending it
  • is literally the IGL

this is like the s0m cove but 100x more haunting. someone pray for bro </3

posted 2 months ago

EG won Champs in NA...

posted 2 months ago

ive been seeing fnatic flairs call it the best final ever, thats how you know its the best

posted 2 months ago

omg theres no way bro, he literally talks about throwing up gang signs right before saying it i mean the context is literally right at your face LOL

posted 2 months ago

had war flashbacks watching the resurrection of eg jawgemo

posted 2 months ago

im genuinely sorry for u but i gotta let u know that entire series was a legit movie 10/10 best ive ever seen no joke like i just gotta let you know

posted 2 months ago

i would not live with myself after seeing all the lore here and all the clips on twitter

posted 2 months ago

imagine if they rematch in the final again lmfao

posted 2 months ago

having thoughts like that in ur head when you're playing triple something overtime map 5 masters grand final is crazy. luckily he said it was the most fun he's ever had playing val tho

posted 2 months ago

https://x.com/leaf_cs/status/1896247852688654363

i think the pressure really got to him, sad af

posted 2 months ago
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