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| Flag: | United States |
| Registered: | May 14, 2022 |
| Last post: | August 10, 2023 at 11:23 PM |
| Posts: | 337 |
I also knew of EDward Gaming's future rise to stardom, propelled by their star jett player, zmjjkk. In fact, I knew on April 7, 2020, aka the start of VALORANT's closed beta.
i knew i just misspoke in the moment mb
especially back in like 2021 to mid 2022 when people thought it was extremely hard to be consistent in this game
emea tries to claim demon1 they're just as dumb
acting like this is GFs bro both of these teams will likely lose again before losers finals
apac and emea fans when America has many different nationalities 😱
XSET 2022 got screwed out of being a full pickup by G2 im still pissed about that
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
that fake ult was pretty decent but he fucked up the timing, he gets at least one if he doesn't get detained
I'm here to apologize
EG are winning it all
they are carrying a pubg streamer i think they will still put up a good fight
NRG 2-0 DRX
iirc him and stax are beefing over 6 man roster too so we will see if changes come if they make no impact here and at champs
i miss her
bro just removed rounds for fun
lowers run always has to happen i just wish we could go through winners
finally a thread for me, a north american valorant fan
pansy is just one of the greatest but I appreciate doug for his type of cast
this will be a good match. hoping for 3 maps and at least 1 OT
this shit is so fucking funny how does he miss that????
daddy fenis will work his magic once again
barely beating china 🫵 🤡 emea farmers league
does skrossi live rent free in vlr users' minds?
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