it isn't the 1700s anymore assmolestia humans don't have to extract purple pigment from snails we can synthetically produce it just as easily as all the other colours
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it isn't the 1700s anymore assmolestia humans don't have to extract purple pigment from snails we can synthetically produce it just as easily as all the other colours
impossible to know
might mirror the loud champions curse
went super deep at the first event of the year
grouped at the second
it's a 1/3 for all the other 1-1 teams if drg wins
only a 50/50 if xlg wins
at least at santiago skuba was putting up numbers with keiko
but now mada and skuba are just not trying to win anymore
AND ethan's calling is STILL shit
somebody's gotta save keiko
he made it out of groups for the first time last event bro at least pretend to be happy for him
ethan regrets siding with fns at the start of 2025 over bonkar and verno
to atone for his sins of underestimating tejo, he forces the team to play pearl every chance they get
even if it costs us the series
sen isn't even good enough to farm china anymore don't give them that credit
Iām not sure where this china farmer narrative comes from when NRG got third at santiago while only playing one
ok he's fucking horrible at the game but he's beautiful and you can't take that away from us
we've already forgotten about the santiago redraw that explicitly favoured one team in particular
he was holding the art line but got vyse flashed
reminds me of something epstein said too
yetujey gestures across the stage after the round that he was looking at derke's mouse in the 1v1
this is how he won the 1v1 against derke on fracture
nah the vit game was rlly good don't trip
nrg pearl comp would make an nrg fan commit suicide
cheathan AND cheatujey should be suspended for game 1 of london playoffs/stage 2 whichever comes first no exceptions
we have a series
a map where both sato AND keiko are online would be a good map 3
not for my blood pressure tho
https://x.com/Derke/status/2064056403019575485
thoughts
context about yetujey: https://youtu.be/C0eEJSk_Iew?si=NxF9zMqGUPvXpSx5&t=2528
bro this is like my whole thing
china is more likely to win an international than g2
no keiko life game no win
no sato life game no win
both of these teams are asscheeks
my region is finished
there was only 2 other good teams at champs and nrg played neither of them
mada looked better because the nrg run was only against dogshit teams
braindead entry baiting himself for the 4 actually good players on his team last year
when he wasn't first blood we either ace or lose the round
unless it's against your dogshit team then they could do whatever
his calling is horrible but he's a good player don't get it twisted
Back then people were talking about the start of a dynasty
w schizoposting nobody said this
how fns acts like he doesn't care who wins before the game
but always ends up wanting nrg to win in the clutch moments/rounds
wholesome former teammate
i think he is quite a bad caller honestly
it was legitimately pathetic during the xlg game
all good.
motivation to actually innovate again in stage 2 --> champs
someone doing voices in comms bro
fuck this evil team
no but leave it to riot to give us drg if they win
this is why phantom sucks
https://www.twitch.tv/sliggytv/clip/AffluentAbstemiousPistachioBleedPurple-i1sITMo34jHtO2uI
Like he's full flashed and spams to get 3