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fnatic only play slow defaults, and prx don't play slow defaults. its just preference. u don't need to get heated over playstyle differences lol

good match today brother

russia solos everyone, but turkey would be a decent team

oxg honestly are favorites to win ascension next year since m80 is almost guaranteed to split up. they were always good, just never the best. they are known scrim demons tho

some team must have lost to soulcas on astra and they were like ''yep, this seems like something we should do on lan''

Ranking of disgraces to Canada:

1. sentinelmain377
2. Green Lantern
3. Fried Poutine

at the same time, its moatz, so you have to think too much

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

kru 2-1 prx

edg 2-0 giants

fnatic 2-1 blg

(im on that kru hopium, but prx could just demolish them)

which one is cned? i thought they were on the nat1 accs

the war is not a topic to joke about, but ik u don't mean anything bad

eg are playing well tho, regardless of breaking the curse

yeah, by a judge

i thought your brand was na cope 🗿

no, but i heard roy's kitten shelter were looking for a duelist

the focus isn't on the match anymore, its on the fact that hoody and rhyme use snus (and what will happen when they don't). that being said,

so if blg wins.....

go to bed

it's one of many times that commend has called out pros for dumb reasons. think of him like lothar2

the worst part is this prob will happen because fnatic will destroy blg's confidence. the odds were against them from the start

it's not that deep, he just said he doesn't give a fuck. does he give a fuck? no one knows

they still have t-bag geniuses, unfortunately

bro why do they talk like npcs

tacolilla????

i guess we found aspas's replacement

bump!

if carpe continues to improve and b*n doesn't throw again, t1 should win this. the safest bet is fut due to recent results, but t1 have a higher ceiling

mako is the easy answer, but the real goat of this team is zest for being mad consistent throughout his entire career

realistically drx beat navi. its then between navi and the winner of tl/loud, and im inclined to say loud despite how bad they looked on split and ascent

this is why - paramore

it's getting hate for no reason, sure. but it's def not album of the year. ppl be forgetting about Let's Start Here (and maybe even that jpegmafia album)

terror in resonance better

manga: one piece>>bleach>>>>naruto

anime: bleach>>one piece>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>naruto

not all teams do this. eg's videos have a few loss rounds where they show comms. prx did a few times too. some teams will include them, just sparingly (because they want to show their best on social media, it's a revenue business after all)

afaik the only one in valo is genghsta

you think giants are gonna beat edg?

i love you

its not his own yeezus, but its alright. i don't usually listen to rap but i've heard better tracks from travis than everything on utopia (besides sirens)

im adamant about emea, just not when it comes to everything. moatz is the extreme version of that. our region is probably better rn, but you don't need to trash their playstyle on top of their players and results

our region is not either of those things, unless you are talking about fnatic. sure americas just spray smokes but we have navi who can't play the game properly (+ kc and th)

kru should be thanking sideshow, he has the caster curse (or in this case, blessing)

i mean maybe its because na had better chamber players but worse jett/raze players on average? idk just a thought

keznit was mid earlier in the year during offseason, ig it may have been due to the system. they dropped him because taco was playing better, specifically on raze. however right after they dropped keznit and started the split taco became shit so idk what happened tbh

drx having to make an underdog run says all you need to know about how they will play at champs

iirc, loser gets in a group with edg

it doesn't really make sense but off of past years that's how seeding worked. lcq teams got in with pacific #1

they are trolling

ah, i guess i misinterpreted the tweet. i thought he was also calling out another org besides gtz

she's on something for posting this and thinking it was ok, but i assume latam fans did send her something in dms. this behavior is usually instigated after all. both na and latam fans can be ruthless, just hope people learn that some things they want to say stay private

this is just farming impressions honestly, if the accusations he levels are true he should just come out and name the EMEA org. whistleblowers are much more protected in esports than other industries

gtz not paying their players sucks tho, hope they give them the money now

common RealDeal w