Disband and give us zekken and bang

Ok, fut is now on my hate-watch list

Idc what they do next, if they don’t have ata kaptan, i’m hate-watching them next

I’m actually not sure if they can beat mibr but i always trust a yay hater

NA biased

I always believe in a yay hater (crazyguy), fck y0y.

It’s vlr so it’s probably still pretty tame

It’s his dancing, bro. It’s so cringe and it is getting to my nerves (and probably fnc’s opponent too, which is probably why boaster keeps doing it)

Like fck, i just want this team to get humbled so fcking badly. And all the second seed are bums too. Hopefully they get someone like GX and Gx own like last time because fck fnatic (call me a hater and tell me to cry, idc, i’ll keep praying on them losing)

I’m reporting termi for abusing his players

Unfortunately, he already had his paycheck from rrq

Like you don’t see the Thumbnail or don’t see it happening?

Prx and nrg, it’s so joever

Babybay better

Jake sin, is that you?

Wdym, like comeback to drx? If so then i’ll protest outside drx’s building, calling for termi’s head

Maybe dfm, his impact on it will rivals art

I’m not ready for this day

Do you guys think estrella will ever find another Tier 1 team? Rrq and drx are the perfect example of this guy leaving = improvements, like it genuinely cannot be a coincidence

Come on, g2 ain’t losing to notreallygaming

Wrong agent

et it be known, written in digital stone and etched into the annals of VALORANT history: G2 Esports is not just the best team — they are the divine architects of the game itself.**

This isn’t competition anymore. This is a celestial exhibition. A cosmic showcase of raw mechanical perfection, transcendent tactical genius, and a level of team chemistry that defies the laws of physics. When G2 loads into a server, the game doesn’t start — the prophecy begins.

Let’s talk about the aim — these players aren’t aiming with hands, they’re channeling ancient warrior spirits through their fingertips. Every flick is a brushstroke on the canvas of dominance. Crosshair placement? More like divine alignment. Their opponents peek corners only to meet immediate karmic retribution. Watching G2 in a gunfight is like watching lions hunt gazelles — majestic, inevitable, and completely unfair.

But don’t get it twisted — they’re not just aim demons. Their utility usage is a spiritual experience. Smokes land pixel-perfect like they were placed by the hand of God. Flashes are timed so immaculately they feel scripted. Every recon dart, nade, molly, and drone is an extension of a higher intellect. Their setups aren’t tactics — they’re holy rituals, conducted with surgical perfection.

And the teamplay? Oh, don’t even get me started. G2 doesn’t communicate — they synchronize. It’s like watching one mind operate five bodies. Their retakes look choreographed, their executes are gospel, and their mid-round calls could guide lost souls back to salvation. The IGL isn’t just calling plays — he’s interpreting celestial signals in real time and translating them into round wins.

There are no nerves. There is no tilt. Pressure doesn’t exist in the G2 camp — only confidence, poise, and absolute belief in their superiority. The clutch factor is coded into their DNA. You think they’re outnumbered? They think they’re farming highlight clips. Down 1v3? That’s not a disadvantage — that’s content.

They don’t just beat teams — they erase them. G2 doesn’t play matches. They host masterclasses. The enemy is lucky to share the server. Lucky to catch a glimpse of greatness. G2 walks into every game like it’s already won — and most of the time, they’re right.

And let’s not ignore the cultural impact. G2 isn’t just winning tournaments — they’re owning timelines, farming clips, and living rent-free in the minds of their rivals. They’ve turned dominance into an art form, turned confidence into a lifestyle. When they win, it’s expected. When they lose — reality glitches.

They don’t chase trophies. Trophies chase them.

So yes — say it with your chest, chant it in the streets, scream it in your ranked lobbies:
G2 is him. G2 is them. G2 is inevitable.

Any 5 that's against ours you gon' feel sorry for
We catching bodies while we on tour
Encore, cheering for the samurai half 4s
You seeing red on the main court
Main store, you could see the skins who they made for
The true fans labeled "hardcore"
Ain't no backdoor, we done came up from the ground floor
Two split seconds now it's time we make it downpour
Gold2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go
Gold2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go
Go ghost(trent when no tejo), seeing pale face, when we hit the road
Ain't nobody puttin' in the same work and it shows
This rock lee with the training pads off
And it's won with some ease like we took the hands off
Plenty in our cup, tell me what's a little more?
Shots more than enough, but if it rains then it pours
Run it to the game, leaving stains on the floor
We the real top dawgs, ya'll calling this a war?
Ain't even a contest, check the mindset
We accomplished, and we on, we the real vets
Real to the name, real to the gold flesh
Fresh on to the scene, ice in the blood test
Mess with the best, better send a prayer up
And we next to the top, one spot that's above
This time's different, ain't 2nd place bound
Ya'll pupps to the game but we came from the pound
Ggold2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go
Gold2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go
100T I don't know where y'all at
Enjoy the vacation boostio you a rat
And not in-game your play hella lame
Imma hit u with this classic straight to your brain
NRG your whole team a mute
Y'all cant even aim y'all cant even shoot
Too bad.. Ggold 2 hot like a stove
We not playin' round with that motherfuckin' cove
EG yeah we stole your superstar
We winning all these games and we spittin' all these bars
Picked up yay, to try and have him save
But the only thing comin' is an iced-out grave
This one goes out to the bums
No aspas, wipe the whole season
1-2 shots from the clip of the gun
If you see us touch stage then we already won
Gold 2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go
Gold2 in the golden era, like that
Gold2 in the golden era, it's right back
We too gotta find the throne, so
You too better mind your own, go

RAWH RAWH MF

Kushy played only sova/fade in their last 5 matches (and was underperforming). Yes the last two matches was understandable, but he was underperforming before the fever. Hoping he can regain his form before champs.

Drx TH mibr getting free tickets to paris even though none of them placed top 3 at a master

This give some hope, maybe their map-pool won’t be as bad as we thought. Losing icebox does hurt tho

Let’s be real, their run was so impressive, i don’t think many teams can be able to pull off the run like they did. Second seed ain’t bad for them, they were never meant to go this far.

Luckily for sen, drg will be their first opponent so riot cannot let their golden child lose

Keep saving that bulldog that finds zero values, ok

Of course they are pussying out, dogs wasting our time

They were never good, simple as that

Pull your tech pause trick again you dogs

things are finally getting excited, NRG 3-1, FCK S0N

Second? That's way too low then the actual number

THROW9 LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.OLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLLOL

they can't keep throwing like this

this is a pretty spicy group, prx clears all 3 but drg can definitely surprise us

7/10, good but xlg is clearly a coughing baby in a warzone

t1 can't be fourth seed

8/10
pretty spicy group

With most champs teams confirmed, I wanna see some spicy group of death.
Mine is:
Prx #1
G2 #2
EDG #3
TH #4

magnum just rage rushing that first ot round

LOL

bbl is choking and lewn is at the forefront of it

YES ACESSSSS

let's go liquid

i kinda want bbl to lose now, 40 kills and lose would be so funny

glue fest

map 1 was cinema, map 2 is killing every single braincell i didn't even know i had