getting ready to put all my cash on a match, which team has the most guaranteed win this week?

prx? trash
edg? trash

i blame riot

kinda sad tbqhwyb

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i cant believe furia replaced their whole team after just one match smh my head
very unethical

if? more like when

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bros still frying, i woulda kept him

you cannot debate this

sin prisa was better, still cant believe riot didnt let them ascend smh my head

bros still frying, i wouldve kept him

just saying

it has come to my attention that some of you did not know what was about to happen
i am currently laughing at you

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am i cooked?

im broke

am i cooked?

just saying

tec > fpx
xlg > blg

you cannot debate this

okay so what if there was an agent that could nuke a whole site but instead of killing everybody it took away all their weapons
would be so broken amirite?

doesnt matter

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sayf? cooked
woot? goated
its really that simple

fell asleep mid match and woke up a prophet
damn im good

tec > tyloo
xlg > wolves

if marvel rivals so great, why it didnt go ewc? why it didnt go olympics?

damn, i was so correct with this

i think we all know how this will go

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START hating on clove

so basically if apeks is 12th youll throw 100 bucks away

what does pokies mean in new zealand?

when you should be worrying about getting te hoes

i cant believe this is the guy that broke the bat, he lost so much weight

but dont worry, kickoff is gonna take em down a notch

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I just downfragged your post.

FAQ
What does this mean?
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Why did you do this?
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Low quality bait

Am I banned from the VLR?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making posts like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downfrag, which may put your posting and replying privileges in jeopardy.

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How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downfragand move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on VLR.gg. I will continue to issue downfrag until you improve your conduct. Remember: VLR.gg is privilege, not a right

what if there was an agent that could use abilities after death?
would be so broken amirite?

okay so what if there was like a group of people but a couple of them were killers and they go around killing other people but the rest of the people can have meetings to figure out who the killers are and get rid of them
thoughts? am i a genius or what?

none of those words are in the bible

okay so picture a map with two bases on opposite ends and three lanes connecting them and the goal is to destroy the other teams base but theres turrets in the lanes that stop you from just running up so you have to send some npcs to take the damage for you while you get rid of the enemy turrets
thoughts? am i a genius or what?

doesnt matter

#C9SWEEP

i appreciate what gamergirl did here

funniest joke ive seen all day

i assumed yall would know i was talking about halo

okay what if instead of buying guns you spawn with a default gun and better guns spawn around the map so you have to fight to take the space and grab them
thoughts? am i a genius or what?

stop watching anime, that stuff is for little babies. watch real shows like the wire or breaking bad.

okay so what if theres an agent that can force everybody else to use a classic, like they ult and suddenly everybody has to use pistols instead of whatever gun they bought
would be so broken amirite?

i cant believe people still buy ipads

tf is ewc? everyone wants cancer?

okay so what if theres like a spot in the middle of the map and when people stand in it their team gets points but if people from both teams are in it nobody gets points so you have to keep the other team out
thoughts? am i a genius or what?

wipe your mouth when youre done

if t1 so great, why they didnt go SOOP? why they didnt go VRAI?

if lebron so great, why he didnt go shanghai? why he didnt go madrid?