WhifFNS
Madass
VerNoKills
s0m already has a 0
ethan't

Shit mb didnt know

if you mean black American, then Valyn. Otherwise dgzin

thank god im stupid

GOD FUCKING BLESS

he can only play June 2 bro

it means they lost by 3 rounds in the best game of xeppaa's career

Is it that hard to type "Americas" or are you being intentionally obtuse

EG because management and prior scandals in LoL, but they also gave me one of my happiest moments in Val (2023 champs) so I'm less sour on them
Heretics, full of annoying ass bandwagon fans like 2023 FNC
Would have said MiBR up until this year bc they put 0 effort into valorant but that changed

NRG. FNS lives and breathes on anti'ing and 100t have showed 4 different maps already + no more stage jitters for Verno presumably

TBF when you're playing Sova/Fade you are kinda supposed to be a KDA player. At least more so than other roles

they were going to end up in this spot one way or another bc they would have lost to g2. so end result is not that different but you have to hope the players don't get tilted about that one. I don't even really think they played bad overall outside of 2-3 stupid rounds, Xeppaa had a life game and Tejo countered their comps, it happens. Just have to hope that they can anti 100/SEN

don't know who NRG will face but they will find a way to lose (I am an nrg fan)

shows how much you know, you didn't even get the nrg roster right lmao it was victor not FNS

This shit is just objectively false lmao and multiple people have said so including Chet himself

bro looks like a cross between a mad scientist and a lumberjack

Q vai acontecer com o lukxo e o sato então

This is hindsight's benefit. Last year we were all convinced that Ethan would be a very capable IGL

I dont know why but it gives me the vibes of 2024 NRG before the season when everyone says these guys will be the best team in the world absolutely unbeatable and then they just completely flop

cara vc tem informações sobre o Demon1?

Anything on Demon1?

wasn't there rumor about FNC aspas or is that shut down

who are my Knicks (historically shit but now well-run org that makes good runs)

yes! It’s on their YouTube

Vc pode ver no YouTube da 2G, 11min mais ou menos no vídeo de AK vs 2G!

"you're like my son" I lowkey teared up HAHA

https://x.com/mayadotexe/status/1838578878924599513

man if I had an captain like this in my ear I'd drop 30 every game (cap)

guy is a fucking dumbass and I was happy to call out his spreadsheets for being poorly researched all day but doxxing is insane, that's a limit you should never be crossing

I'm a librarian

El hombre ha jugado toda su carrera en brasil, su esposa es brasileña y el también tiene ciudadania brasileña ahora
ese es el país que ha sido su hogar los últimos años, tiene sentido si se siente mas brasileño que argentino. que haga lo que le de la gana

No they just said that there were "some"

También dijeron que Saadhak cree que ha conquistado todo lo que hay en Americas y quiere un nuevo desafío

oh well yes, that's always going to be a disadvantage for us unfortunately

he just joined to my nrg, should I be excited? I kinda hoped that we got potter but im trying to find out what people think about bonkar

South American teams? no they don't. they're too far away from NA servers for that to be realistic

unfortunately ascension will be pretty unbalanced towards NA's favor for the next year or two while the teams that were always t1 level (m80 etc) make it up, then once the talent pool has been reset hopefully its more competitive between the three subregions

eh they are just like us tbh. when Americas win we are obnoxious to them, when EMEA wins they are obnoxious to us. Fair play

Everyone trashing on the sub player Hiro when it was Alt-F4-jer who once again went missing at the most important moments

EMEA fans trying to invent this civil war narrative will never stop being ridiculous

The union of NA, LATAM, and BR was strange at the beginning last year but now we're together as one region. Hell, this LEV team is even the perfect fusion of all subregions of Americas, it represents us perfectly

There hasn't been a new initiator in a hot minute so it would make sense for it to be an initiator. Since the last init (Gekko) we got a sentinel (deadlock) duelist (iso) and controller (clove)

Mientras tiene aquel martillo en la mano nadie esta a salvo

thank god I was wrong

LEV mental is probably in the gutter right now given the current situation so I think VIT is advantaged, I hope I am wrong

helped to DISMANTLE the EG roster by taking away Esteemed Valorant Player Brendan "BcJ" Jensen—surely an act of the deep state!

nah man I can't do this impression of him without cracking up

Shortest end of the stick... nah that's fucked LOL

I just named orgs that took people off the EG roster hahah. M80 took Bcj

it's a copypasta from Trump 😭

What are the chances that Crooked Evil Geniuses, the WORST Esports Org in the history of VCT, whose Championship Winning Roster was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from them by One Hundred Throws, No-IGL NRG Esports, Loser Leviatan, Malicious M80, Gooning G2 Esports, and others on the Ridiculous Riot Esports Team, CRASHES Valorant Champions 2024, and tries to take back their roster, beginning with challenging LEO FARIA to a 5v5 SHOWDOWN. POTTER feels that she made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the EVIL GENIUSES CHAMPIONSHIP ROSTER to the Teams in the World she most hates, and she wants it back, NOW!!!

Trolling MEMEA is my favorite pastime but as of right now we're both in the same boat lol, two solid teams and two mid-seeming teams.
Let's wait a little hopefully they flop out and we can shit on them in 24 hours when they lose to pacific

con suerte me desperté una hora temprano porque puse la hora equivocada en la alarma pero dio fruta eh JAJAJAJ