chillin on the weekend like usual
watching sponge bob and scooby dooby doo
she took the wires to my playstation she doing too much
i didn't wipe my butt i just pooped and got up

That 3k on ascent went crazy

Jokes aside ty, i fell asleep during map 3 so this was nice to read

Coherent and well informed analysis on a vlr post? Even more proof that NRG fans on top

Tbh I'd be surprised if we see chamber played by both teams. Maybe 1 sure

Brazil, SA, NA all compete and trash talk internally; but we all fuck with each other when it comes to international

Agree with u on unification, think TL has a decent change though
Edit: sheesh I take it back

Also, not sure about the first NAVI pick, pearl is a decently strong map for nrg so I can see NAVI going split or fracture

Imo nrg pick bind not lotus first

How I'm gonna sleep tn during the match bc I know I'll wake up to an nrg win: 🛌

No way that NRG pick up Yay unless his performance drastically improves. He's just a more expensive Ardiis rn

tbh he does do a really good job of like sounding excited and putting emotion in his voice and stuff. But I can see how that would be annoying

extremely common L from the same user who complains about women's body counts and supported Carlos' comments about LGBT death penalties

I don't know the specific med you're talking about, but getting onto meds literally saved my life. I was put onto meds after trying to end it. Sure I've still had low points, but I'm not living a constant battle of wanting to die. It gets better bro

You getting on here and shouting that therapists cant can't help anyone could be detrimental to people thinking about getting help. Even if you ahd a negative personal experience that doesn't mean you can mock people who suggest professional help.

You are right that vlr gg is also a shitty place to discuss it. But it's already being talked about left right and center here. and I wanted to suggest that we remember to have some compassion as we discuss this.

yeah yeah "allat" i know

First off, RIP Twisten
But some people are bringing it up in the weirdest ways
Someone came into tarik's chat and used their first message to say "whats ur take on twisten situation???" Like bro wtf?? What do you think his "take" is going to be? Obviously that it's sad! It's weird how people are coming into Twitch chats and expecting to have discussions about it.... mental health is an incredibly nuanced, tragic issue and some places are not good for discussing that
How about reflect on how you can better mental health awareness instead of showing up random places in the Val community saying shit like "hey how do you feel about this situation that obviously everyone is sad about"

You also have to play with your eyes closed every time you play her

I've been there.
You need to get off VLR and talk to a professional. I'm not saying you have to go get a therapist and talk to your family and insurance. Literally just text 741741. It's free.
I'm sorry you're feeling this way, I know how it feels, but posting here is not going to make a difference.

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remove one strange vlr user and 2 more grow back

they made this so that it still makes sense when you say "casual sex"

Surely the replies in this thread will all be reasonable and respectful

maybe audiobooks? that way you can do chores or something at the same time.

also, humans have a way higher capacity to survive than u think. I've struggled a lot with severe depression and somehow I'm still here. Surprises me sometimes but you just have to sit through the shit times. only thing that's constant is change. keep going and get help if u can

based.
adding: you have to actually go out and try to make friends. You can't just sit around and wait for ppl to read ur mind and come to you

bro needs a different team tbh

u realize they have nothing else to offer than their body.....

In addition to having sex with women, you can also, you know, talk to them?

One of my past friends with benefits, we'd talk about Star Wars after we hooked up. We were friends, we had jokes. You shouldn't have sex with a person that you can't be bothered to have a conversation with

is this a copy pasta

Surely the comments will be reasonable, measured, and not contain a random Brazilian blaming things on the "LGBT crowd"

guy hangs out with a sex trafficker
ppl go "yo wtf?"
wonder why
Is it bc he hung out with sex trafficker? No, it must be because people on Twitter are jealous of his "success"

I feel for u bro but at the same time I feel like the title of ur post is contrary to what ur saying. Women didn't ruin ur life, you chose to do "literally everything I do to attract women" Shruge
Not trying to be hard on u when you're going thru it, just saying this might be a perfect time to take some time for yourself, figure out what you want, how u interact with women, etc. and then go back to getting laid after

sit here like that Shinji on a chair meme

replace "derke" with "aspas", or any other top-tier player in that question, and the answer will be the same.

Throwing good players at DSG won't solve the problem - they can't play together well enough. They don't function well as a team, they're just five good individual players. Swap in Derke, aspas, tenz, whoever. Unless there was considerable time to train, it's still just five individually good players.

bruh be fr do you seriously imagine that you're going to learn how to do ANYTHING that makes your girl happy from porn? There's a reason they're called actors. 90% of porn that is made is made for men and what they want and what they think looks cool...women don't like half the stuff in porn, not even the actresses. Anyway I mean jesus christ look at half of the porn on even the most mainstream sites half of it is "barely legal girl" or "dominating my slut gf" or "while my stepsister was sleeping". If you "learn" a single thing from that, you need to unlearn it ASAP.

???? I haven't seen any proof of this, why would you spread rumors when there are several real reasons why??

ok then

I don't know if I personally think he's the ebst but I'm so shocked no one in this thread has even mentioned s0m

skill issue
(same)

also i still don't know how to feel abt the whole scandal with him :/
like it wasn't sexual assault/harassment or anything actually criminal since the girls were 18, but it is kind of wierd to be hitting up girls who literally just turned 18 when he's gotta be like at least 23
i cant really take anything he says serious after all that came out

tbh I just dont really get why he's super critical of any coaches or teams .... isn't he supposed to be a journalist? I mean its not like its the new york times but still it's kind of weird for him to be rude on twitter. makes me feel like his reporting would show unconcious bias