i will write a genuine review of every single thing i watch if that happens (I have a higher chance of walking into the casino with 5 dollars and leaving a billionaire)

no it just means that Saadhak and LESS are the GOATs of Valorant also if FPX win Madrid i will watch furry porn for 24 hours straight.

i wonder how many years we are from people starting to have sex with prostitutes while wearing VR headsets

p*licticucks are so cringe even in bait

i hope every p*litician dies of dysentry

honestly i wanted NRG to make it because I like watching marved and demon1 play but zekken is fun too. I hope the next iteration of Fnatic has derke put in more positions to actually frag instead of just making space because he's been being used as what essentially is a human sova drone since Tokyo started last year.

derke has been a top5 duelist in the world for three years and aspas has been a top 3 duelist in the world for two years

demon1 was a top 3 duelist in the world for a month

derke's and aspas's underperformances are a small hump in a great career. demon1's underperformance is half of his t1 lifespan.

the three best duelists (still playing) last year are not at madrid. i guess we're just in a bad meta for good players

demon1 going 15/22 is not the best game of all time lmfao

-N4RRATE is the best play of 2024

like genuinely he has looked incredible this entire tournament while last year he looked about a quarter as good as he is now

oh yeah, i forgot about NRG.

I think EG definitely has it harder playing against LOUD and NRG/SEN but it's still possible.

you can't be a great igl if you can't trust in your teammates abilities to win always.

it just shows that he doesn't believe. this team feels utterly soulless right now...

it's actually atrocious he always looks like he's about to cry when they're down

that play was actually sick

FNATIC WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT

im ngl i feel like it's better to ff kick boaster and go next if they manage to qual anyways its just going to be bad anyways

like even if they win this is just embarassing tbh wtf is this comp

im a big boaster doubter tbh he uses my GOAT (derke) like a glorified sova drone

nah this lotus looks so dogshit boater needs to get kicked

like what did he think would happen when he tps to the same box every round

they started on the online server instead of the offline one and the UI was wack

actually atrocious performance rn they have to lock in so i can watch derke

no tournament with DERKE playing could be a showmatch he is so good he literally UPGRADES THE TOURNAMENTS. you just don't understand...

DERKE's HEAD IS SO SHINY THE SHIT WILL JUST SLIDE OFF. HE IS SO BALD HE IS SHITPROOF.

Saadhak still coping about Lock \ IN he doesn't really believe in N4RRATE because he knows that DERKE is the UNDYING GOD KING of VALORANT (it's burned into his veins)

wait holy shit its babysucka I didn't recognize the flag flair

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nuh uh you're a stinky liar derke (my GOAT) would never lose to NA

derke is the ETERNAL UNBEATABLE GOAT

derke WILL drop a derkzillion kills against Fraudmine Corp and qualify to Madrid

patitek just said he's playing in madrid

wo0t can play next split

has been insane there's so many great new players in every league

https://www.vlr.gg/24252/no-politics-religion

i will be so mad if wo0t stays in the gulag just because Heretics perform well I think he has superstar potential

no team with redgar can ever be cold he is too silly

soggy ass pancake or nice crispy waffle

the choice is easy

their ign in-game and on vlr is different by letter-case

mistic has always had some games where he's super good but like 70% of the time he's just mid

i feel like the casting, observing and the production have all just been off today

what agent do you play in ranked trembolonaRAGE

holy shit the individual performances are insane

way outta pocket

OXY

honorable mention: reduxx

yay on chamber was 2022 (reykjavik, copenhagen, istanbul)

2021 was reykjavik berlin berlin

2022 yay was better than 2023 demon1

there's been a new demon1 every single year of valorant

yeah there's no way NRG are winning with crashies and victor

wait holy shit demon1 played UT4??? I honestly take back all the shit I said about him

I think you could get KRU 100T and SEN in a league where FNATIC plays 3 bo5s a day against them for a year and they'd win like 2 maps

there's just something about it

i think it's because of cs brainrot. we just need younger and newer igls who come from fortnite