cool duo

yes, look what happened in emea with kcorp

return of the goat yoman?!?!!?

util timings on yuran and hiroronn are slightly off

I mean I think yuran and hiroronn were pretty good rookie pickups from ZETA

yes there is a chance they fall flat again like they did in 2021

upside down '//, logo (if you know you know)

zeta player card designer literally went '//, and called it a day

Laz mayb

tbh should’ve been a 13-8 in dfm’s favor, but ofc in dfm fashion their will to win drops faster than my iq when I see them play

:(

he did especially on breeze, but with the fact that he played duelist and lost in head-to-heads vs meiy I gave him a 7

Meiy - 8/10 no help.
SSeeS - 7/10 somewhat impressed.
Medusa - 2/10 not it fam.
neth - 4/10 washed and lost.
Anthem - 6/10 ok ig.

JessieVash - 8/10 igl, crucial kills.
BORKUM - 7/10 did his job.
Jremy - 7/10 solid.
invy - 7/10 decent showing.
NDG - 7/10 had good moments.

my hope in dfm crashed worse than the 2008 recession

‘//,

benched and enjoying time in brazil, possible he replaces zellsis if things go south

😳

L0z
D0p
Sugar0
hir0r0nn
Yur0n

jk I actually l0ve this team :)
hopefully they look better in their next match though, I’m not too confident in them rn

very surprised with Yuran, he exceeded my expectations tbh

Americas: tuyz/qck
EMEA: MiniBoo
Pacific: Meiy
China: o0o0o
(tbh I tried to pick all of the worst duelists in each region but they are all decent/good, also I have no idea whether qck is duelist or tuyz is duelist)

You are gravely underestimating multiple factors that may give BLEED a harder time:

1) T1 is GOOD, like REALLY GOOD. I would even argue they are even than PRX right now, since I feel mindfreak is uncomfortable having to change roles. The coordination, teamwork, mechanics, T1 has everything. BLEED, on the other hand, has more than a few hurdles.

2) One of BLEED’s star players, yay, is currently unproven. Since he was not able to play in the offseason, the team’s confidence may be weakened: not necessarily yay’s confidence, since I believe he is stable enough, but the rest of the team’s confidence.

3) A team’s performance in the offseason does not represent their form for Kickoff. ZETA Division will no doubt have something cooking, and although the project is long-term, I believe they will give Group A a run for their money. However, this logic also applies to T1; they may flop, but I think with the structure that has already been seen they will be fine.

4) Individual performances cannot carry teams 100% of the time. sScary and yay cannot be firing on all cylinders every match. Now, Egoist, crazyguy, and Deryeon are insanely good players. However, both ZETA Division and T1 have proven players who have played in high-pressure, franchising matches (ZETA’s LCQ run, T1’s experience at Masters Tokyo and Champions Los Angeles).

I am excited for BLEED, but their path to victory is not so clear as you make it out to be.

TenZ < sScary
Zellsis >= Egoist
zekken = yay
johnqt >= crazyguy
Sacy > Deryeon
tbh really close

lightning man ⚡🏃‍♂️

yes my favorite player band 🎸🥁🎤

DFM before the changes:
0-2
DFM after the changes:
0-2

(i hope they win tho)

I think if you sound less rigid people might chill out a little - but I mean it doesn’t matter honestly, just type/speak how you want to

zeta hopium

*laughs in eg and mibr

big w the troop is building the army

Surgeon as an occupation could be argued to be much harder than being a pro player. There is one specific reason for this: lives are on the line. If you mess up ONE surgery, you have to live with the guilt of endangering/causing someone to lose their life. On top of that, your surgeon qualifications will have a high chance of being revoked. If you make a mistake in VALORANT, no biggie. Of course, if you repeatedly do so you may lose your job but that’s the same for every job. The two jobs are both respectable. However, the scale between health services and esports is too great of a difference to make a justifiable comparison.

Apeks because of soulcas the goat 🐐

welp - excited to see the new apeks roster ig, ty for the info o7

wat happen to furia

I think the best in terms of variety would be:
Bind / Split / Icebox / Fracture / Pearl / Lotus / Sunset

G2 SEN
TL KC
T1 ZETA
EDG DRG

I’m disappointed no one thinks ZETA will be a top 3 contender. They retained their three best players AND brought on two players currently in better form than TENNN and crow. In addition, they brought on a coach from the Americas region. Theoretically, they could even be the best team in Pacific, beating teams such as PRX, DRX, and T1.

stewie griffin from guy family???

how is bro still going 💀

Most simping vlr user of the year: cartixuzi (demon1 simp)

hi 👋

my goat 🐐

don’t leave me geospliced you are my one and only vlr buddy 😔🥺😭😢😰😨

The chasm that is the difference between us is far too great. The knowledge and wisdom I have gained with the extra year I lived on this Earth has enabled me to transcend all of time and space.

((((6^2/6)x3+5/5-2)-8+9(4))/7)(0)+17/((4+4)/4)x2

how old are you peasant geospliced

nah imma just take ur job real quick, ur fault for not giving me my study guide - you shall now refer to me as professor oofington

at least hand me the study guide, please Professor. DONT DO THIS TO ME 😭

I have 6 finals Professor geospliced, am I doomed?

Thanks,
oofington

Dear Professor geospliced,

I hope this post finds you in the best of spirits. I wanted to inquire about the assignment due at 11:59 pm tonight; I was wondering whether I would be able to get an extension? I had been preoccupied with research for my project that I did not realize how much time had passed. Also, how much is the final worth in terms of grade percentage? I would like to gauge how much time I need to study for the test.

Thank you so much,
oofington

roster prediction (real)

Foxy9 (Duelist)
Flashback (Controller)
Zest (Controller/Sentinel)
yoman (Flex/IGL)
Hiko (Initiator) (NA import)
Anthem (6th man)
GodDead (7th man)
Bazzi (8th man because DRX)
Dubstep (9th man/emotional support)

termi (HC)
glow (AC)
Melofovia (AC)
LEGIJA (AC)
marcus_askildsen (PC)
ZE1SH (M)

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amogus.

also whos ur favorite val player :)

“Starting on February 16th for Americas, 17th for Pacific, 20th for EMEA, and 22nd for China, each league will host a kickoff tournament to pit their teams against each other to crown a winner and qualify teams for Masters Madrid.” - Leo Faria

link to full post - https://valorantesports.com/news/vct-2023-eoy-letter-to-the-community/en-us