I was in my local library scouting for a book to read, my intentions for going to the library wasn't to learn or get fascinated by fiction. My one and only purpose was to look for a girl. My 5"2 self brushed my hair back and wore my best Nike tracksuit. I spent 2 hours reading Peppa pig in the library but there was no luck, not a single woman looked at me that day apart from the 80 year old librarian. Went home and started smurfing in iron because I'm plat peak, found some mommy's but they were taken