LFG the shit emotes are gone

nvm its not his fault

*LMAO no

fns got confused between him and meteor lmfao

th ain't beating geng lil bro

what are these emotes bruh annoying af

99%

nah 2023 will gap no matter what, but this has potential to be 2nd best

and why can't you afterschool?

aah yes let me stay up for 6 hours to watch shitinels get assfucked by generational goats

shit is almost as delusional as j0ngggfamilylawyer

fns

W from VCT

its fucking retarded. we've had 2 tournaments in usa and one wasn't even a real masters/champs. in contrast apac/cn has had 3 and bumea has had 6

brain check and you failed

MVP only because loud won
yay diffed him so hard the only stats he was better in were KAST and APR

wasn't the MVP, worst player on his team, and you give him best player of the year???

perhaps this is more accurate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQjbyIU9yA

which means g0nghst0 is not just a fraud but also a baiter and a stats player

idk about crashies but fns def wholesome
his hate is obviously satire

fuck he got me
unfortunately s0ntiluls will be exposed at champs and again next year by puchan and yay

s0ntiluls is done

unfortunately you're a certified clown so even if you have a good take nobody will take it seriously, and this is the worst take i've seen today. fuck off.

yeah they do lmfao, you seen chet's vod leakage recently?

g0nghst0 is the biggest fraud and unfit even as a premier teammate

and i will be asleep sadge

yes, there is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJOKdYNXXmQ

if challengers team are bad, what does that say about prx and their loss to g2 at shanghai (and their imminent loss again at champs)?

ardiis vs yay is a gigatonbanger

puchan is not live

sadly not free money, he said might

he did nothing wrong, but c00tiep0ej0ngj0ng and the other twitter fangirls did everything wrong
also his agent pool is bad

nah i'm too busy to waste time watching vct
will watch some of the elimination/decider/winners games though
openers not so much

his skill has only slightly decreased, the only problem is his mental which, after frying low elo with his egirl, should be completely fixed

who’s yay?
we’re talking about BLD y0y here
not OPTC yay

don’t undervalue bleed
any team without y0y is a good team

is it just me or does anyone else’s fps plummet in the new agent select screen

7 APs is insane, what APs you taking?

holy shit, 100 posts a day
thats twice me and i post too much

• yes
• no
• yes

2/3 not bad

makes sense tbh. marved stocks were the same as post-champs 2022 era (he made sen look much better last year) and chet has experience with marved.

i get similar problems and i have a 10850k + 3080. it is obnoxious icl, rit0 needs to fix their game

then why aren't they?

what s0ntiluls aura
only guys with aura are zekken and johnqt
vs 5 goats with the biggest aura

erm
what about 13-0 0-13 13-1

M80 wins ascension this year. neT gets dropped soon after for Steel, who recently switched back to Val.

neT joins MxS for the 2025 season, replacing oderus. MxS finally ascend after choking the two prior years. Rumors emerge that Alfajer wants to move to NA. Ludwig shocks everyone by being the one to buy out Alfajer for his team, replacing neT.

FaZe rejoins Valorant for the 2026 season, signing neT. FaZe dominates challengers, with babybay as the MVP. FaZe ascends but go bankrupt soon after and have to drop their team. DarkZero offers to buy out the FaZe roster, but only if ZexRow and WeDid can stay. ZexRow the fortnite GOAT replaces neT.

As of 2027, neT is fed up with NA teams snaking him. He decides to move to Asia and play for the now-descended Bleed alongside his NA brethren Yay. After ascending, Yay offers the Bleed coach $10k to drop neT due to conflicts of interest, and the coach accepts the deal.

neT quits valorant and goes back to MIT.

credits: https://www.vlr.gg/381682/net-2x-ascension-winner

follow ethan on nrg
was tier 1 in cs

goats.g clears s0ntiluls

tokyo alfajer

damn, you actually have a personal investment in this team
o7