good luck to toast for ascension!

his contract ends this year with potter

me when i’m lazy but want to say that i got shit done:

s0ntiluls are finished

if we go with prime being the most dominant out of everyone else, it will have to be

1. sen reykjavik
2. geng shanghai
3. fnc lock in
4. fnc tokyo
5. gambit berlin
6. optic reykjavik
7. sen madrid
8. acend champs
9. loud champs
10. eg champs
11. fpx copenhagen (because sub)

although my brain is a bit muddled right now so if there's something i may have forgetten just remind me

don't underestimate cheater strike, valorant is rent free in their heads, next thing you're gonna see is a wall smoke glitch

https://www.vlr.gg/390120/chronicle-vs-aspas

bum vs bum type shi
goat is obviously yay
best player 2021-22 and 2025-29, greatest longevity in the game
took a break in 2023-24, nothing much

goat is back

yes, its russia

um
perhaps they need to keep their legs uncovered for best jump ability so they aren't restricted
although it does seem a bit much

cheater strike tho
valve needs anti cheat

0/8

sen and drx face each other btw

not a sports scientist or anything but
skin tight clothes are probably more aerodynamic
the looseness might also get in the way of certain stunts or movements
its not just females, also males wear skin tight clothes unless im tweaking

what does this mean for DSGfan

cb00bs is finished
enuf said

mazin0 spotted

yeah but aspas got carried against optic while chronicle shat on them

yes, it will be conclusive until 2025, which is just a few months away, so is it really conclusive then?

https://x.com/NRGgg/status/1822208289674784834

2 days old but it did make me laugh icl

bro is fully south indian

i did

k1ngk0ng

it will start in april trust le0 f0ria

don't let CanadaMan hear this

can't put up mako numbers when everyone else on the team is running it down for kills and throwing the round

nah that mindfreak "clutch" on sunset should have NEVER happened, they nearly lost that round because they ran down like my ranked teammates and died stupidly
w gaming is fine, but it ain't throw gaming

drx higher chance imo
geng were not playing even mediocre in that matchup
sen played good but not exceptional, they just did fundamentals well and prepared good pistols
against a team with more preparation, sen will have a harder time

masters shanghai 2.0?

bro is trying not to jinx
you can say g2 are the favorites bro we all know its true

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/fde19638

grass is green

g2 is better than tgrd (ik the rosters its a joke)
https://www.vlr.gg/185987/the-guard-vs-g2-esports-challengers-league-north-america-lbf

can't get grouped in a tournament with no groups

eh? optic/nrg champs #2 and tokyo #4

shh they don't need to know about that

paper rocks goes a lot harder ngl
PRCKS

give this to dr disrespect it will be helpful

yes shao is good too but im too lazy to edit

not everyone is fucking leo
scan initiator is the hardest role to play, no shit they don't get as many kills
only leo has been consistently the best and he's a generational talent

fourth trimester abortion incoming

a burger just came out of my butt

flag + name (i didn't read the post)

bro pulled up a 2+ year old game, an irrelevant americas grand final, one bad game from jonahp against a "subpar" edg who are actually pretty good and not subpar, and then called the team with some of the best strategy "strategically subpar", and finally bro told jonahp, a pro who has beaten teams like optic, to learn gamesense, and tried to prove his legitimacy by saying that he's high elo.

just say you're new to vct, halfwit.

rip cb00bs

nah, neon works on sunset well. if fracture ever comes back, neon will be good there too

he said "fans like you" not "all sen fans"
can you read or nah

same bro, fuck this shit

no lmao