Dude I'm a upcoming world champion and MVP btw. I will become the next faker.

2 LAN Grand Finals > 1 LAN Grand Final

I did NOT copy this random. I used my great intellect and thinked long and hard on this idea of "Bait Reviews".

Thanks, Sincerely nihso

vyse looks shit. Although I do see some potential for some good setups.

I think everyone does except johnqt and TenZ

Deadlock is kinda a shit agent ngl. She needs double or even triple senti to be viable but even then she doesn't provide that great of value for the team.

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Derke - Raze/Controller
Demon1 - Jett/Controller
nihso - IGL/Initiator
Sheydos - Flex
nAts - Sentinel

Nah soulja did first

You are not cooking. Just put -GE roster and shit

KOI Derke 1v5

They were on a downhill spiral ever since 2023

Hi nihso's alternate account.

Cap we stole it from Soulja boy who did it first

Hi, I'm geospliced alternate account!

-apoth +yay

He's also in your head rent free.

Can you make it shorter one for me 🥺

Mods can we ban this guy for plagiarism

https://www.vlr.gg/399440/vlr-bait-review-16

Oh that thing. I couldn't read it my brain was beginning to malfunction.

I make alt i get banned

nihso Controller/IGL

Are you doing spreadsheets?

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Derke is going to NRG. Minipoo is go back to T2.

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I think she would be great at TL ngl

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I don't think iron-silver is a equipment issue imo. I legit had office mice, 60hz monitor and only like 100fps and still got to p3. I think it's more of a mechanical issue. Low elo players either don't use util or use it incorrectly. This allows to you to punish them with mechanics.

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Derke
nAts
Sheydos
Sayonara?
T2 IGL NA/EMEA

Possible rebuild in C9 but they also face the broke problem

C9 should drop vanity, runi, and xeppaa and go for some T2 players maybe
Verno
Skuba
Mitch

EG should keep the team and drop apoth and is jaw decides to leave maybe
yay
Mada???

Maybe cuz EDG was ass during the whole year and looked good at 1 event

Because EG doesn't give her money and gives her shit player. Other than supamen and jaw ofc

Still better than their 2024 roster

ardiis, derke, mada, bdog, b1sk theres alot

I'm just predicting it.
-dicktor +Derke
-crashies +eeiu

loud

ya

um actually you existed before you were born since you were in your mothers tummy. hehe

Thanks.

I found the problem

we usually have W rizz

THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOUR PROBLEM?

Quisiera estar contigo 24 siete
Porque no puedo ir un día sin verte
Es que tu presencias algo que necesito
Es tan esencial como el aire que respiro

sorry just in my feels also. have to cope with being lonely

loser with a gf? how is that even possible

dude wtf i downvoted so this can go negative

fuck is wrong with bro?

a vlr user with an actual life and gf :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
impossible

Get your confidence up lil draco. Stop saying you suck and instead say "I'm playing like less!" even if your having a bad game.