GIGACHAD

???

it's dumb af, that's all. you wanna tell me that getting tbagged in a video game is the same as real life sexual assault? that's absolutely disrespectful towards anyone who was assaulted...

people who think that tbagging = sexual assault have brain damage

Riot is such a walking L as a company it's insane

Tier 1 pros?

the only one who switched and wasn't either tier 2/3 or washed af was ethan lmao

First good take on this site concerning the VAL vs. CS debate

pls just watch the cologne final and you will understand

He is definitely exaggerating on purpose bc all of the little children think it's funny, but there is no way he is normal in the head

Persia doesn't exist anymore, RIP Persia

"The Achaemenid Empire, also called the First Persian Empire, was an ancient Iranian empire based in Western Asia that was founded by Cyrus the Great in 550 BC. It reached its greatest extent under Xerxes I, who conquered most of northern and central ancient Greece. At its greatest territorial extent, the Achaemenid Empire stretched from the Balkans and Eastern Europe in the west to the Indus Valley in the east. The empire was larger than any previous empire in history, spanning a total of 5.5 million square kilometres (2.1 million square miles).

The empire had its beginnings in the 7th century BC, when the Persians settled in the southwestern portion of the Iranian Plateau, in the region of Persis. From this region, Cyrus rose and defeated the Median Empire—of which he had previously been king—as well as Lydia and the Neo-Babylonian Empire, following which he formally established the Achaemenid Empire.

The Achaemenid Empire is known for imposing a successful model of centralized, bureaucratic administration via the use of satraps; its multicultural policy; building infrastructure, such as road systems and a postal system; the use of an official language across its territories; and the development of civil services, including its possession of a large, professional army. The empire's successes inspired the usage of similar systems in later empires.

The Macedonian king Alexander the Great, himself an ardent admirer of Cyrus the Great, conquered most of the Achaemenid Empire by 330 BC. Upon Alexander's death, most of the former territory of the empire fell to the rule of the Hellenistic Ptolemaic Kingdom and Seleucid Empire after the partition of Alexander’s empire, until the Iranian elites of the central plateau finally reclaimed power under the Parthian Empire by the 2nd century BC."

Speed is genuinely stupid tho

lighting fireworks in your house with (allegedly) his entire family being present is not just trolling

Speed fans are all either edgy 12 year olds or suffering from severe brain damage

2m LUL

hltv is so much better than vlr it's crazy

they are the same person actually, he has multiple personality disorder

APAC_jimmy back at it again with yet another miss

They copied so much, might as well copy the format lmao

NA Valorant gonna suffer the same fate as NA LoL, NA Dota & NA CS

Valorant will be kept alive by Riot, they invest way too much money in Valorant for it to die

true actually

China is only into skins, they can't play CS to save their lives

jimmy in shambles

I can see that something like this would take you a long time

sorry mens, my mom is not like yours sadly

proof?

marved bc he's a little shit

Watch them buy his gamer chair next

now imagine we get a "BRA71L" spray alongside it KEKW

true actually, no consistency at all

It stands for Brazilian Butt Lift

BRA71L

never forget

nope you didn't, definitely success fan

actually 1500? crowd dead af

no crowd to show

true

There is no crowd, only cheer soundboard LUL

saving strats for final trust

True, but don’t tell them, it will shatter their fantasy that HLTV is full of Valorant threads lmfao

HUH

There you go:

"Franchising is where a team pays x amount of money for a permanent spot in the event (in riot’s case it’s pseudofranchising so orgs don’t pay). This benefits the orgs because they have the threat of open circuit where they can lose and not have events for months which makes the orgs get no return on their investment. With having a permanent spot in the league they get a return on their investment. However franchising has it's downsides because with only 6 teams the game risks becoming stagnant with the same teams playing each other. Also open circuit system is gone which means there will be no DHBK (Kooky koalas) or The Guard storylines. Another downside of franchising is that it affects the tier 2 scene greatly. Tier 2 orgs won't be able to afford the spot in the league and they will be locked out of real Tier 1 competition and I believe that in order for valorant to not become it is ESSENTIAL that the tier 2 scene is supported so that new players can enter the league. T2 overwatch is dead and riot must learn from OWL's mistakes in order for the game to succeed from franchising."

I want to get into League but it's so fucking boring... both to play and to watch. Like I am sorry, I want to like it but I can't. Watching people farm minions for gold for what feels like an eternity is just not fun.

Also it's kinda fucked to start playing League in 2022 bc there are so many heroes out already and I never know what I am doing. Feels like I have to get a PhD in LoL characters first before I can start playing.

Yep, so much more luck/randomness involved

OT in VAL is ass…

Chile's close proximity to BR is not doing them any favours here LUL

Tastes differ I guess...

Either way enjoy ur day mate <3

what? no way... they cost next to nothing lmao

try CS my friend, u won't regret trust

Valorant is the better casual game, but in terms of esports it can't come close to CS imo, no matter how big it gets

just my opinion tho

we do

true, you can't compare it

CS is peak esports

he waited 2 weeks to post this lmfao imagine