mrGoudas
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Registered: July 2, 2022
Last post: October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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Alfajer overrated

Follow this routine if u want Goudas aimπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―

3:00 am Wake up
4:00 am Attempt to look at self in mirror
5:00 am 10x your toilet
8:50 am Investors call
9:00 am Defraud investors
12:00 am Write and pay for Forbes article
1:00 pm Explosive constipation
4:00 pm Photos in front of private jett
6:30 pm Pay to hang out with celebrities
8:00 pm Paid seminar for poor minorities
12:00 am Scream into the abyss
2:00 am Go to sleep knowing you contribute nothing to society

posted about a year ago

Okobotro πŸ—Ώ

posted about a year ago

Oh, my God, I feel it

posted about a year ago

both of these replies make 0 sense

posted about a year ago

based, i tip 2300% of my salary, it incentivizes me to grind more

posted about a year ago

and? does that change the fact that liquid were looking better than nrg prior to the series?

posted about a year ago

does babysasuke tip his landlord?

posted about a year ago

everything i have (2 euros)

posted about a year ago

fake flagging is cringe

posted about a year ago

My steaks are indeed goated

posted about a year ago

Nt i dont drink

posted about a year ago

ronnie james dio clears you

posted about a year ago

scream lcq masterclass incoming

posted about a year ago

kcorp owns fut

posted about a year ago

how is FNC and Eg boring, they're all cracked

posted about a year ago

boaster owns redgar

posted about a year ago

liquid were better until the moment they decided to choke, nothing was decided by luck

posted about a year ago

name checks out

posted about a year ago

o7

posted about a year ago

honestly i think if everyone on liquid is playing peak form they can win but i'd give the win to fnatic 8/10 times

posted about a year ago

never happening

posted about a year ago

Fnc still clears

posted about a year ago

Tl will be the better team when their players find even a shred of discipline

posted about a year ago

You claim them when they win and flame them when they lose

posted about a year ago

Liquid flair πŸ’€

posted about a year ago

Everyone already knew fnc was better than tl, loud surprised everyone tho

posted about a year ago

I know they are better individuals but the gap is not that big, if ange1 or redgar were the igl instead of boaster fnc wouldnt have the same level of sucess, boaster gets underestimated way too much

posted about a year ago

He'll look good if he's put in a competent team

posted about a year ago

Yea cause they're playing like a team, they are structured and they have good calls, if navi or tl had boaster as igl they'd still be here and the player ratings would be better

posted about a year ago

Fnc quality of players is not as far apart as you think from navi and tl, if tl had boaster instead of redgar they'd win this

posted about a year ago

Sleep at the uni

posted about a year ago

So their win condition is majority of the team playing well

posted about a year ago

Finesse 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜‚

posted about a year ago

Sayf is just better

posted about a year ago

Mr feast clears

posted about a year ago

ALLAT

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Least based kcorp flair

posted about a year ago

Ange1 cant put his players on comfortable roles

posted about a year ago

so they have the same number of contenders as emea? FNC TL EG NRG, idk where this 1 team region always come from

posted about a year ago

who's the other contender from americas other than eg?

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

Leo astronomically clears zekken

posted about a year ago

Anyone knows how it sounds to get shitstomped by fnc? 🀣

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

You are asking a forum full of silvers to analyze the series between the 2 best teams itw rn before its even played? Interesting

posted about a year ago

I prefer playing initiator but i fill smokes sometimes

posted about a year ago

Germany won 7 1 vs brazil

posted about a year ago

Okobotro πŸ—Ώ

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingi was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences

posted about a year ago

You know whats longer than 5 sentences?

posted about a year ago
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