WHAT THE GUCK ITS AN ALBUM

the goat

fut isn’t emea in my heart. they don’t count

meant nerf

-neon nerf (incoming)
-omen nerf
-ascent gone, fracture back in
-downfall of emea is continuing

his role change from duelist to senti was incredible

not having a good time lol

BYE BYE ASCENT HELLO FRACTURE MY BELOVED

why does he look 35

W

lfg!!

we

best duelist of 2025

import rule

reduxx is a very flexible player. he started off on oxygen playing senti and was good on it. zekken is not retiring lol

but but but but vibes

who’s getting dropped for reduxx??? (next year) https://x.com/scanvct/status/1859018837246480515?s=46

but zombs breeze 1v3 classic clutch?

cypher cannot be that fun man

guys I have a feeling 100t bang is joining sentinels (to replace tenz)

he wasn’t the problem though? it was the entire team

me purposefully not doing echocardiography so i could avoid taking physics

it’s ok :D

LETS GOOOOO

nah moose is good

florescent

than k you al0cksd0sk_

zekken :D

you’re right actually

so goated.

newzera

sorry?

i’m just saying shit tbh

spit

praying on a teams downfall before they even debut is dumb and weird.

praying they stop the nonsense with the stupid comps cause clearly it doesn’t work anymore. they have 5 fantastic pieces clearly who have great chem and a great coach. give me forsaken on duelist, mindfreak on controller, something on flex, david on scan, and jingg on senti

russian

I do

please.

yay? eg yay? sr? florescent? eg? eg florescent?

did you digest a brain eating parasite

I am biased

1. g2 - even with me being biased I can’t put this team below number 1
2. sen - zekken & n4rrate & bang & sometimes johnqt
3. nrg - verno and mada
4. lev - demon wan and kingg and tex
5. 100t
6. mibr
7. kru
8. eg
9. loud
10. furia
11. c9
12. ascension team

she is a trans woman

wait this is actually happening? I love sen

thanks man

yea

pleasse send 7k

lev isn’t making an international

yes to both, this is a cherry picked game cause it’s the closest one I could find to them losing the game but flor still performing well. pretty sure it’s mostly always like this https://www.vlr.gg/406414/fluffy-aimers-vs-shopify-rebellion-the-funhaver-invitational-fight-or-flight-2-ro16 she’s a generational talent and I stand by that
edit: here’s some more
https://www.vlr.gg/300176/shopify-rebellion-vs-ions-day-care-challengers-league-2024-north-america-qualifiers-oq-2-top-3
https://www.vlr.gg/300150/shopify-rebellion-vs-mochi-fanclub-challengers-league-2024-north-america-qualifiers-oq-2-top-3
https://www.vlr.gg/298243/winthrop-university-vs-shopify-rebellion-challengers-league-2024-north-america-qualifiers-oq-1