take your meds
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| Registered: | January 17, 2023 |
| Last post: | January 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM |
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valorant is the biggest piece of trash shit game ive ever played
(i just went 8/18 on ascent)
omg sen really want a super team huh
any idea who sen was playing with as their 5th instead of marved?
https://x.com/willminder/status/1693456388783997398?s=46&t=YCLL1FUhqvLXRZBcU4ltgQ
he can talk all the shit he wants
I just need less to go demon mode again
pansy is 100% one of the best casters valorant has. vlr is a weird place
drx vs fpx on ascent is the best map of valorant of all time. its better than most series. so happy it was pansy and hypoc too
my two are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpdJQSF5lGg - the casting and the demon1 shots are both insane. chills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uHYuZ_CNZk - marved screaming "im the best" after that clutch. chills every time man. every single time. too cold
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
100% yes. his aim is out of this world. and his util has been good on astra and brim
why would this happen? they would go 1-9 in the season
it’s hard to counter strat a team that doesn’t have that many set strats. eg are good at adapting to other teams tho
a normal post from sentinelmain377 wtf
the top 4 looks very competitive
fnatic - don’t look as good as they did in tokyo, but they’re still fnatic.
loud - less, aspas, and cauanzin look like they are in top form. sadhaak and tuyz aren’t far behind either.
prx - idk it’s paper rex. they left click heads very well
eg - every player looks like they’re in top 5. the util usage is masterful too.
loud winning. less, cauanzin, and aspas masterclass incoming
right here :D they aren’t beating loud, eg and prx
you’re acting like they won the event, they still have to beat loud, prx, and eg. they ain’t winning
drx are incredible right now. I NEED them to bring this to haven
fnatic are expected to win this event
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yea idk what they were cooking. his cypher has always been dirty
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