why would I ever want to be associated with people who’ve been on this site for 4 years

not even in Americas no

• both became the best player itw in their rookie year
• both won the biggest event in their rookie year
• both changed their teams from being mediocre no names to big shots after joining
• both disappeared the following year after their rookie stardom
• Faker won his first Worlds in 2013, Demon1 won Champions in 2023, exactly 10 years apart

mada clears zekken and reduxx to absolute oblivion though

you people are a hive mind, did we all magically forget that rocket is the same dumbass that reported Chunkio himself trialing for tier 1 teams? Let’s not rewrite history people

“once upon a time the best duelist in 2024” when did you start writing fan fiction

If SEN put him on fucking smokes then they are retarded, Reduxx hard clears zekken

It’s pretty safe imo, really the only issue is that Uber licenses can be easily bought on the black market with a fake identity and all so evil ass people can fake themselves into being an Uber driver for their own intentions. Had someone in the neighborhood take one of those fake Ubers and they never came back home. In my personal experience I think ik which ones to look out for and cancel, I got like 10ish fake drivers I had to dodge in the past 100. Sometimes it’s easy to tell who’s a bullshit kidnapper/robber waiting to pick you up, but I had a few where it was too hard to tell so I just winged it.

+Verno +aspas for NRG?

wait why is NRG 1st

Smartest decision Zander has ever made

Crashies, bang, zekken, Zellsis, JohnQT

you’re me now buddy I own u

wait are you actually because now I feel bad

wait are u actually autistic btw I remember asking you that after you hinted about it

you unironically make posts about me and you’re STILL crying about me to this day, maybe I hurt your feelings too much :(

my biggest fan still obsessed about me 3 weeks after getting bullied 😭

ewww

I steal your flag for a day and people are already speculating about me again, my motion is too strong I’m sorry you had to get tied up in it

meanie is actually my alt

this is like the 4th person that people think I’m their alt of

you got bullied in HS and flexed it 😭😭😭

https://www.vlr.gg/408099/hiiiii-zanderrrrr

I’m a changed man though

WHAT!!!!!

that’s not fanfiction

where’s the proof

I have something to say

A follower of MLK Jr’s dream is what I am

They wouldn’t appreciate a well known spokesperson of peace?

🇫🇷 ❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️🇫🇷❤️

French people are as human as anyone else, don’t let the evil in the world tell you otherwise.

but actually though why did you flex the fact that you got bullied lmfaoooo

is that Texas

what?

@mods why is it that you guys refuse to ban xenophobic ass death wishes but I can’t even make a thread that involves oil and zekken?

did they shove you into lockers back in HS

mods timed me out for talking about the body shapes of pros yet it’s completely ok to wish death upon people from another country? I think their agenda is looking a bit controversial rn

meanwhile mods would ban people for talking about zekken’s feet, they’re so sad

you say this but Demon1 & Jawgemo bench pressed the GF. I still agree with u on them having the highest synergy, but EG definitely had their fair share of individual moments

got brand new pack like Kid Diddy I fuck men like Kid Diddy

:(

add in a 2018 Carti verse to polish it up and it’s passable

he did that shit iykyk 🤫 🤐

sen demon1 would never

there are highs, and then there are even greater highs. also chamber 2025

both of them, that’s the package deal :)

streets are saying leaf is getting released for the demon1 Jawgemo combo. you heard it here first, bookmark it

the term “bait” has lost all meaning

two 9/10 girls tried flirting with me out of nowhere today and I just felt so uncomfortable, ts is honestly exhausting. I was just browsing some r/valcomp sourcing out the news with a sprinkle of platchat and I just get ambushed, one of them even tried getting physical with me like wtf? I know the effect I have on women is strong but these people gotta know that my heart belongs to zekken and his cute little face. please someone tell me I’m not the only one going through this rn

didn’t know you supported SEN Demon1