alright Ig we ain't entirely an ass region

at this point everyone should get a bbl for christmas

happens like every year. yet we cant win the t50 one I frogot what its called

fraudmea gets humbled today

man fuck the sponsers think about the viewership he will bring. Saves the game from whatever the fuck it is right now

dude fuck u

I can say whatever the fuck I want as I am restrictied by no body

1. Remove apiss
2. if you lock in reyna when there is no other dive duelist on your team, iperma ban
3. locking in a third duelist, insta ban for 1 week
4. Give the lcs treatment to ch0na and give it only 2 slots at champs and give 1 to Americas and 1 to the best t2 team (see bullet point 5)
5. make a end of the year tier 2 gauntlet where the 3 best tier 2 teams that did not go to split 2 playoffs battle it out in a swiss stage double elim knockout tournament in senegal africa. winner makes champs
6. make vct bundle gun skins to be sheriff skins for more revenue
7. china gets 2 import max
8. expand the val lore deeper and set a release date for a new val arcane show
9. Ban all of berlinglazers valorant accounts
10. jake son and the valorant developer (the karen looking ahh) fired
11. This is realted to league but fire the entire league client team and rehire new ones

these guys very well can. Chinese teams aren't owned by some bum ex pro in the middle of a mid life crisis. These orgs are owned by Chinese giants that are on the top of the Chinese market.

g2 are winning masters santiago front row tickets*

breaking news: jdg poaches bonkar for 3 million a year because they can

hey tre young be hooping

ur nAts least favorite living thing?

no fucking shit.

BLG is owned by Billi billi, aka chineese yt

weiblo gaming and jdg are owned by massive chineese econ companies

Chinese esports has a shit ton of money poured in by massive chineese companies. Faker is always offered 20 mil a year by a undisclosed chineese org every time his contract expires. Ruler, who barely knows chineese, was definitely offered 3 mil + in 2023. Knight from league is definitely earning millions in BLG.

Its just the nature of chineese orgs. Still shit no matter what. League is probably even more crazier

lovers dick

its just fraudmea is ass

Statpas can't win, can't qual, and stat pads so vct can milk him
Bumicle is a cum, a fraud, a super team merchant, vitalitied, and worst of all: hes from e*rope
Ethan has a shiny trophy cabinet but hes never the best player on his team
f0rsaken is crazy especially with that deep agent pool but he was moving like primes james harden from 2022 - 2024
Tenz is basically wilt chamberlin (crazy stats against a bunch of shitters) but got kydeaed
nAts is a group stage choker and all nAts fans think its 2021
Derke got vitalitied
Alfa is a choker

So essentially every valorant player is a fraud in some sort of way and the GOAT of valorant is delighted

He ain't letting u ride it

farming attention I see

YES THEY WOULD. but still vcl teams in masters is crazy

they knew what they were going to do and still lost LMFAO

channel ur inner brawktagon

crazy. china should get the LCS tratment and have 2 slots

#1 fan of the most ass region in the history of the universe right here

Change the title to "I will suck my testicles" as there are loopholes to your title

make it like league.

Give china 2 slots

then u muist be a new one for how basic this take is.

aspas was always mechanical at the top as well as one of the best longevity in the game. He brought shitters to internationals or really close to.

But everyone else isn't close as well. f0rsakne is insane as well, but like no champs + a shit ton of chokes before toronto. chronicle is a bum, super team merchant, and a fraud. I love ethan but he was never the best player in his team. tenz is the equivalent to wilt chamberlin (insane stats against plumbers and firemen). So everyone in this game is like not even close but imo the colsest is aspas.

Also faker as of recent times is by far not the best player of his team. its always been Zeus Oner or Keria

what the Fuck are u trying to say lol

No Valorant player got insane longevity, near-perfect mentality, god mechanics, and playmaking, biggest trophy cabinet by a mile, and a goated organization to provide him the creme of the crop talent as well.

Closest is like aspas but like that can be argued by a lot

what the Fuck is that

We're winning all trophies

idgaf about the games but why is every masters the same set design every single time. yall got to spice it up

bars but assific got 0 so nuke them first

u try running this schedule in LoL esports and your getting a t1 tower against a korean team

G2 goons once every 30 seconds. That's why they're able to win Americas due to the boost of energy and dopamine.

americas: 6 hrs of scrims, and hr of gym, an hr of meditation, and hr of fresh air, 2 hrs of ranked, 8 hrs of sleep, go hoop with the boys if you want.

add bin and elk as well.

forsaken clears

how old are u then?

5 day upper lower PPL

grown ass man benching less than bar only for 2 reps is diabolical and more so concerning

Urango

I've seen 11 year olds stronger than u

wrong team to ask that question

hey man, its the truth

As a indian I can confirm that its invention is usless

No s0m no NRG

what wtf so the torunament is restarting?