#iykyk

they all look like they lick their plates clean

netanyahu found her :(

well for zekken's case madrid is a bit too mickey mouse to actually be called a trophy

I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

5 stack push showers in our great grand and glorious twenty twenty six against two mollies

all goobers

XD

20/9 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fucked up

we get it bro youre racist

not cool

WHAT ARE WE DOING BRO WHO TF CAREEEEES UR DEMOn1

what

diddyblud over here

osama bin laden

ASUNA WINS THE VLR ALMOST CLUTCHED AWARD, CONGRATS!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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after 2-0ing 100T NOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY LAUGH PL:EAAAAAAAAAAASE EEEEE PLASE NOBODY LAUGH PLEAAAAAASE

XD

haha!

no if it’s gotta be anyone it’s gotta be me i’ve done this before

idk him like that

grinding scrims again a week after your mother died is probably the greatest display of dedication i’ve seen in this esport, if he comes back and is still poopoo then it is what it is

that’s not me

asuna2: aaahhnaaaa naaaaa ahhhhha
asuna4: goo goo gaaa gaaaaa goo goo gaaagaa
asuna5: BOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBBOMB!!!!

sorry

then it would be called operation demon7 you idiot you always do this stupid shit its always type first think later with you im fucking sick of it

whats monkey mode

In an event where NA is completely fucking doomed (lol), we must find a way to extract a surplus amount of Demon1's DNA, genetically create 5 identical clones of himself, grow and raise them (preferably in my home) to become outstanding VCT demonic demons from hell just like their beautiful perfect father.

the first child, Demon2, will play Jett (also IGL)
Demon3 will play Chamber
Demon4 will play smokes
Demon5 will play Jett/Chamber/Sentinel
Demon6 will play Cypher, and sometimes Chamber

lets have a sneak peek at their comms 👀

Demon2: dwop me a vawndal
Demon3: what?
Demon2: i thaid dwop me a vawndal
Demon4: who’th tawking
Demon2: what?
Demon5: who’th thaying that
Demon3: i cant underthtand you
Demon2: what?
Demon6: what the futhk are you guyth thaying
Demon4: what?
Demon3: who keepth thaying what
Demon2: cwear commth
Demon3: what?
Demon2: what are you thaying man
Demon6: can we cwear commth
Demon2: i jutht thaid that
Demon6: no you didnt
Demon4: i never thaid that
Demon6: i cant underthtand yooooou
Demon5: can thomeone dwop me a vawndal
Demon2: what?

hehe bob

midbeast

what an unpopular opinion

its ass

they should kill it

nah

diddyblud didnt even read my 2nd reply bahhahahaa

diddyblud didnt even read my reply bahahahaha

diddyblud cant read bahahaha

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2682/vct-2026-americas-kickoff

• JohnQT plays smokes + Tejo, def fraudulent, perma afk role + on a shit team he's responsible for = stats farmer
• Verno plays scan initiators, perma afk 4 sure
• koalanoob played vs SEN and KRU, both poopie butt fart teams already in the bottom bracket, 10000% fraudulent

and that only leaves Demon1 holy fuck

wat dat mean

yeah i told him my mom died and he said she’s trolling idk why he said that but im cool with it it’s all love

wat kawaii mean

me and max are tight like that sometimes he makes fun of my dead mom too it’s all love bro

i’ve never done that before in my entire life life

imagine working as a store clerk and demon1's your customer trying to ask you directions for something he wants to buy but you can't understand what that thing is and the more he repeats himself the more incoherent he gets

g2 demon1 will destroy this universe

buddy