that’s not where the gas chamber is located

i wanna stick it up my armpit i always wanted to do that with valyn

masters Sum Ting Wong right before champions Ho Lee Fak

how sad vlrians roar

ur so fucking toxic

wtf is a parentthese

we had masters in eu i mean how could it get any worse than that

why is mada winning champs at midnight you dunbass

this could be the first step towards the holy yet forgotten legend of masters mumbai

^ the "progressive" generation

last time he had motion it jiggled his

you're not even gonna say why

he doesnt have motion like that

2020 up until Demon1's first tier 1 match is the pre-Demon1 era, also known as BD1 (Before Demon1)

Demon1's first tier 1 match up until now is the post-Demon1 era, also known as AD1 (After Demon1)

ex. "NRG won Champions on October 5th, 2 BD1"

can we start using this p[lease it would mean a lot to me

"How 0.01 seconds Changed Valorant History" and its a worthless pre-Demon1 ememea match with a final map that overstayed its welcome accompanied by undertale and persona music

least serious region

i understood it very well enough to pick up the fact that death threats are very very very bad and that she’s going out of her merry way to write that universally agreed upon belief in a way that applies to saying shit like “boaster needs to retire” which is a very unhealthy thing to be doing

#owned

i’m focused on someone trying to blur death threats and gameplay criticism to their best of their ability which does nothing but take away boaster’s accountability as an igl in his poopfart performances

carried to 3 gfs and solo lost all of them that’s the big laden in him

https://yinsuboaster.substack.com/p/what-its-like-to-love-someone-the?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

whole ass article practically begging you to stop shitting on boaster who’s been valorant bin laden for the past 2 and a half years and just recently denied his team a ticket to santiago. you can make a deep post about the toxicity in esports, but what you can’t do is use that as some cover to push your own bias on a single player and then try and frame fans calling out their liability as part of that same toxicity. trying to desperately blur the line between gameplay criticism and genuine death threats & irl harassment isnt saving anyone.

when i say boaster needs to retire (like rn), please dont put that under the same umbrella as people telling him to die irl pretty please

baka sylvan eye roll 🙄

WE ALL LOVEU !!!!!!!!!!! :D

on my life im losing it i was about to genuinely reply to my own fucking post 5 minutes later

be the last one out to miss santiago??? noooooooooooooooo way

fake news

when are you ever fucking serious like when man

the Future of Valorant will rid of the sen city corruption and change the hearts of everyone even the Moore himself. save valorant for me carson.

sonofgod SAVE SEN CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

W SPEED

"king bob's schizoposting or actual serious valorant talk" we got the two switched up budyd when im i not serious?????????????? IM ALWAYS SERIOUS IVE BEEN IN THIS ESPORTS SHIT FOR OVER A DECADE ACROSS MULTIPLE GAMES WHEN I SPEAK ITS SERIOUS AND INSIGHTFUL

LMFAO

it’s the only map since its release i actually consider to be good and consistently fun to play i think they just couldn’t allow that to continue on like it just doesn’t mesh well with their map philosophy in that every map in valorant must be either complete dogshit and/or imitations of ascent

cried tears of joy when eg won champs

theyre trying to hear words of encouragement from their fans that already left the arena

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

who wants to play capture the flag

bob

sick is the Moore's top general and most loyal right hand man. he's like the boss right before the final one.

kaplan (leader)
n4rrate
kyu
dephh
ardiis
sinatraa (mascot)

i think my emotions are confused. will be ignoring this thread indefinitely

ive beenstaring at it for 15 minutes

i dont even know anymore

i dont even know what to say im at a genuine loss for words rn

BUT WE ARE NEVER SERIOUS

n4rrate punching the top of the Moore’s shiny head would reflect that shit back with full force

we got the fucking canadian defense force over here

u guys don’t even know it’s doodoo that’s why it’s the worst thing to ever happen to u guys that’s what breaks my heart

would be the worst thing to happen to canada since tim hortons

LMFAO

sonofcar