🍫 eat my chocolate

u are hopeless

that’s stupid as fuck lmao

when someone asks you what kinda super power u want I would wanna fly even tho there’s gonna be some fucking nerd talking about how flying would expose you to the public and the government and your life would be fucked forever I don’t care I want to fly like the birds as the cool breeze flows through my face as I drift upon the clouds on top of beautiful green grass

message is to don’t listen to what others have to say, never do, their words will put you down. if I wanna fly, I will want to fly. Flying is something I’ve always wanted to do. My desire for it is what makes me who I am.

king bob will be on temporary leave

hehe lalallalala

can mods delete this post I don’t want anyone else seeing this

too late now she inhaled my pb and j gas my life is over

shut the fuck up

typical

so fucking stupid man I’m so embarrassed and upset

the entire fucking place is empty and I’m at the very back in a spot so isolated it rivals sentinels island and this girl decides her best seat in the entire fucking city happens to be comically close to me

a lot of books, big library, workers missing… door open…

CURRENTLY AT THE HIGHEST FLOOR. At the very back. It’s deafeningly quiet. I hear nothing. I farted and I’m pretty sure the sound of it hit every wall in this building. As I’m typing this someone came in and sat 10 ft from me right after I farted omfaooooo why why what the fuck is wrong with her why man

isn’t he banned from competing

🚨 nerd alert 🚨

say it 3 times in the mirror I’m too scared to do it myself can someone tell me what happens

when u spell da men name !!! 👨 👨 👨

😳

does that shit say tenz D:

round Durk Fido shake. Fbsicksbdudhs snsi KING BOOOOOB

thank you my fellow crode 🎩

holy gambling addict

hello guys I just got an amber alert for a kidnapped child in my neighborhood and I need help saving them please state your expertise we can do this shit

^^^ THIS MAN IS A bad person

hello past me… just wanna let u know I’m doing well… keep ur head up bro u got this 💪 ❤️

SHUT. THE. ****. UP.

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YEEEEEEEESSSSS LETS GOOOOOO HAPPYDANCE 🕺 🕺 🕺 I FUCKING LOVE EVERYTHING!!!!

☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️YAAAAAAY 🐱☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️

KING BOOOOOB!!!!

YOU FUCKING SAVED ME DUDE I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️

IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT IM SORRY NOOOOOO :(((

oh my god dude you woke me up

stop fucking lying to me you don’t care about me you’re just doing it for the fucking laughs you don’t give a shit about me you never did not even once in your entire life you fucking liar man you dont need to do anything because you don’t care and you never will care leave me alone

fucking liar

I’m done

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

ruined my whole fucking day man

leave me alone

WE WILL NOT DONATE TO YOU!!!!

STOP DONATING TO THE HOMELESS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

fuck cats

XDDDDD

UMMMMMM BRO…. SHANHGAIBW WAS LAST YEAR!!!! OMEGALUL

@mods

a kitty cat just fucking died have some sympathy you fucking monster DOWNFRAGGED

KITTY WATCH OOOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!

🐈 🚗 💨 neooooooooooooooooooow

💥 💥 💥 KABLAAAAAAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait dude do u see that