nah... 23h58, e ainda dá 1h30 pra limpar a mão e pegar o famoso combo (Salgadinho/Chips + Refri/Energético)

Bruh... you're pathetic

Was on a call with saadhak rn, he burst into tears. It was the first time I've heard him crying in our 12 year long friendship. He told me that just before the walkouts, potter and a Riot admin went over to aspas' PC and changed a few settings, aspas checked his PC and found nothing. After the game aspas was emotionally hurt so just before getting up he opened vlr.gg to see the reactions here, but, what he saw was disgusting. The site took 15 seconds to load. Aspas quickly called saadhak and saadhak yelled, "Run the fucking speed test!". Aspas hurridly opened ookla speedtest and found out he played on 10% packet loss and 60ms ping. Then immediately an admin came and wiped their PC's data and smirked and whispered to Saadhak, "Leaf clears." and left. I'm completely heartbroken.

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🥰🥰🥰
Feel that you're loved it's greatful

Thank you buddy <3 S2

agr que eu percebi que o teu nome é CATACLISMA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
aleatóriozaço mano

Okay... now I see who're the truly friends 😭

Cara, o Less foi IGL o playoffs todo do VCT Americas e foi amassando a rapaziada, agr que ele perdeu pela primeira vez (O QUE É NORMAL PRA KRL), os cara querem tacar hate no mlk...
Pelo amor de Deus, deixa o cara ganhar experiência véi, nem sempre as coisas dão certo em 100% do tempo.

Caralho supernova, tu era daora e lúcido antes e agr virou baiterzinho de merda??
Para que ta feio

OWNED
LMFAO

MODS LOCK THIS THREAD

Bro is mad for nothing LMFAO
chill bro, you're KEKWing yourself

I'm okay bout that... the focus was always in Champions + I love potter and EG, they're such a nice and respectful team

Props to EG & potter...
Played really good, and LOUD was clearly trolling a little bit doing dry peaks and going advantage rounds making 1v1s

LOL

So EMEA is REALLY the farmers league 💀💀
In LOUD vlogs, they showed in some episodes the riot employees scanning pros peripherals

check any Valorant franchised team vlog and you'll see 🤗

go to an ophthalmologist asap

Blud thinks that NA vs BR still exists in International tourneys
This only exist in AMERICAS league

Nah, they just played better... RIOT do a anti-cheat scan in each pro peripherals to make sure they're not cheating (The PC's are built by RIOT itself, so they don't do scan in it)

Good morning dude ✌🏻🥰

Imagine someone who was a fan of Lil Pump LMFAO

INDUSTRY BABY solos

HOLY MOLLY
QWERTYY WITH EG FLAIR????
HOW MUCH TIME DID I SLEPT???

3 bars -> settings -> Change Flair -> Choose one flair and click "Set Flair" -> Done.

You fill stars from posting (if you get a lot of upvotes, specially when you start a new thread, you fill it faster)

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Ficou monstruosamente daora... compraria sem pensar 2x

admit that sometimes you do it 😡

I think that LOUD, NRG and EG seed are going to be decided in which place they're gonna be at Masters, no one is "locked" yet

personally, I would read just for a little context
babysasuke baits are kinda funny, but xD1LL4N isn't funny at all and gamr is racist 💀

np buddy, just take your time 😋

I legit can't remember what was it...
little help please? 😅

In a discussion, who would you downfrag?
Would you even read their statements or go straight to downfrag them instantly? 🤔

Holy crap... Why did you put this back on main page?

demon1 = aspas
boostio < saadhak
c0m < cauanzin
ethan > tuyz

demon1 is really awsome, but aspas is just in another level bro - demon1 <<<<<< aspas
boostio vs saad is ok
c0m vs cauanzin is ok, I would just put more 2 or 3 "<"
I would say that Ethan and TuyZ are equal - Ethan = TuyZ

jawgemo > less

Bro... 💀💀💀💀💀💀 - jawgemo <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Less

George Geddes v not being an asshole and sexist

LMAO

Acels or incel?

Actually they don't want APAC and AMERICAS teams shiting more on Shitmea teams

Mano, as mulheres que batem com essa descrição são as "gostosinhas" que normalmente são saco de treinamento de boxe de bandido, mas ainda assim existem um bom número de exceções. Demonstra o interesse, mas sem se "jogar" tanto, que daí essas metem o pé logo de cara... mas vc (e elas, logicamente) tem que ser atraídos pelo caráter um do outro, sem pensar em aparência...

no geral, deixa de ser incel q ta tudo certo

oh... kay, got it

How the "El Classico" could be cringe lil bro?
It's ALWAYS banger matches

nah... that's just Yinsu crying about babysasuke, but it's not in vlr.gg 💀💀

The Walking Dead irl

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

sounds more like skill issue for me 💀💀

• The most replied thread of all time
• The biggest truth of this site LMAO
• The biggest/best copypasta of all time
• dexter000111's response for Victor's rage in Champions UBF
• Chronicle owning babysasuke after going to playoffs in Lock-in
• ShahZaM DESTROYING his "biggest fan"
• The biggest bait of this site
• number_1_bjor_fan coming back from death (obviously it's his friend, since he really died 😭💔)
• CalypsoGHC getting owned and editing his reply to not look dumb
• mwzera is an entity 🙏🏻

Added after a good time:

• Okobotro 🗿

Can you guys remember more of them? (This list hasn't an order)

That's my man 💪🏻
Keep owning these frauds

WOW!!
Banger match

So free, that now they have A LOT OF TIME to buy their anime puppies and action figures LMAO

Defending your boyfriend? That's cute 🥰

If shitmea is going out, that's no problem for me LMAO
I only like FUT, the rest (for me), can be gone forever... I'll not miss them