i prefired some shitter -137 in the head with a vandal, pretty sure the head punch corrected his dick level aim into my head. his did the full 160 tho, kinda salty.

guys, i have a confession. i deadass had an air mattress in my room last semester. BUT THATS BECAUSE i spent almost every night at my gf’s place and wanted to be cheap. but yeah, if that doesn’t scream college guy or vlr user idk what does.

i set up Siri to speak to me with an australian accent and it makes me excited when i hear it

um, not necessarily to point #3. i hear an indian accent and know “this guy knows his shit and may overcomplicate things for my slow ass brain”

an indian accent is actually hella comforting to me, and i’m white af and speak american english.

yeah, they could have had "matt buy op" or "yass has timing" big brain rossy instead! famous for his strats of...

fk all the flexible players, keep the one tricks bc that’s how valorant works! lmaooo

Who wins in a TSM vs ex-TSM grudge match?
Drone - Primary duelist
Bang - Secondary duelist / Flex (Skye)
Cutler - Sova
Hazed - Controller
Brax - Sentinel

somebody on this forum or reddit will certainly make a big deal about it, but i agree with you on everything else.

I think Wardell has a drive to compete and win something meaningful for once in his career. His best results in CS were B Tier wins, and he’s only won a couple A Tier tourneys in Val. The skill is there, playstyle idk. You could be right about Subroza though lol.

I don’t really like clogging the forum w TSM threads, but I felt this had enough info to be relevant. Hopefully we get TSM vs T1 and FaZe streams for the entertainment of the community.

Per Dominic Kallas, the TSM main roster is participating in the YFP Winter Classic (21st-22nd) and the Knights Monthly (23rd-24th). Per coach/manager Apex177, TSM will be participating in “all of [the Knights weekly and monthly] events when possible,” including next week. This could imply that they’re competing in the Knights Weekly (25th) as well as the monthly. FaZe is competing in the YFP event and T1 is competing in the Knights Monthly.

The point: As a fan I think it’s cool that they’ll be playing, but they’re gonna catch so much shit no matter what. Imagine they lose a map or don’t win both events lmaoooo.

no i’m just as deprived from good performance as any other tsm fan, i think you mean depraved ;)

fuck yeh dude, tsm going to overtime against tier 3 streams.
at least there’s more tsm games to watch, though. assuming they make it to semis lol. they don’t stream any of the early games.

it’ll be a NSG weekly or a Knights Monthly, if they still hold those.

TSM had a chance to compete in the “Viper’s Pit Online Qualifier” for a whopping $2000, but didn’t. RNG, Reformed, and BBG Academy were the best teams there. No idea what the main event will be, but maybe there will be more qualifiers.

I think the main event will be a LAN. Zero troll, this is what Wardell said on stream: “Subroza asked me if I would really want to go to the Toronto LAN, I could just stream that weekend and make more money, and I was like haha yeah you’re right.”

he’s not even good at skye, he’s an astra one trick now lol

I’m glad you meant no harm or offense, but another unprovoked thread on this subject is the last thing this forum needs.

i wouldn’t trust T1 as my valentine, they’ve already cheated on TSM.

no lmao.

recent history must not extend to 2019 for you, that saints rams no call was ridiculous

knee jerk reaction always to blame the refs, they got called for holding or PI like three different times that drive. rams won it, happy for stafford kupp and donald. wasn’t invested at all in this game, would have been happy with either team

imagine if wardell could bottom frag on chamber and his team actually carry him to a win for once. that's the issue with tsm.

shanks and yay are both whiffing comically so far

yay tried to say ping doesn't matter, after benefitting from 9 ping his entire VAL career and fighting for low ping servers.

um, NRG went from Tier 2 to a top 8 Tier 1 team at the same time the daps/hazed transition happened. i don't think that's a coincidence.

wardell isn't a jett any more.
yay number 1 for sure

everything i said was correct, second map looked better, GL in the rest.

TSM 2-1 LG during the recent qualifiers, I was surprised LG made the closed event (not so surprised about TSM sadly). Good for them, but this has NOT been a good first map.

uve got the spirit

don't question it. lol
idk, i think ohio was a joke in my high school. we had a bunch of annoying ppl move in from there, and one teacher started it by constantly shit talking them. not sure how he got away with it, but i'm here to spread that sentiment to the rest of the world.

I could live for 10 years in a contiguous state, or go for a week vacation in Hawaii. With the same amount of money.
But goddamn it's beautiful.

good luck on the journey, we'd love to have you lol. The accent will get you bitches (or dudes, no judging from me) for sure.

Don't do him dirty by recommending California, I'm pretty sure it's one of the most disliked states in the country. A lot more regulations, but some are more progressive, so it's not all bad.
DON'T move to Ohio, it's the worst place on earth.

It depends on what you want. Diversity, political opinions, lifestyle can differ, even within states. The only constant is McDonalds.
It also depends on your preferred climate. Places like Florida (I spent five weeks there) are nearly unbearable during the summer (even if you aren't prone to sweating, you WILL be in Florida), and places like NY are unbearable during the winter (unless you're a native of NY, those guys are different). Somewhere like Virginia is nice. Pretty moderate with politics and lifestyle, on the East coast, and beaches nearby. I haven't spent much time there, but I may start my career there since the company for which I work operates in that state.\
If you're working, you'll get more pay in rough climate states (like Alaska), because nobody wants to live/work there.

you're not doing paperwork 8 hours a day for two months. i wonder what it costs to hire movers to move countries, though. or do they use planes...

i've got moving down to a science though, i'm in college and working every other semester. i've moved myself without help 8 or 9 times the past few years.

see it’s unheard of

you are definitely correct, but...

name

gf’s dog’s name

he got an ace last time he played them too i think

“but cNed doesn’t play Jett on bind, maybe we have a chance!” probably

and they wouldn't have had to do that (twice), if they would have only beaten Knights and Ghost in the Rounds of 16. They were up 1-0 on both of them and threw all 4 other maps.

"not many chances to scrim since tenz move, not many chances to practice since tenz move, seeding"
i seriously doubt they lose tho

I mean, I want my boy hazed to win this shit. But pretty sure it’s gonna be SEN 2-0.

it’s ok dexter my boy you guys are at least in the main event and got four matches left

all baits aside,
knights v tsm went to not only a third map, but overtime in that third map. shows how close those teams are, and how far they are from Tier 1 right now.

man fuck the knights, tsm was one round in OT away from beating them a couple times during the third map.

friendly fire

calm down friend, you're in the main event and get 4 more matches.

i was agreeing with you, "idiot" lmao.

german engineering moment.
but mad respect to the caster for learning how to say it correctly.