jonny05
Flag: Portugal
Registered: June 24, 2023
Last post: December 1, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Posts: 1836
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boa sorte

posted about a year ago

they are still there🗿

posted about a year ago

dont lie thats bad 🗿

posted about a year ago

in LA🗿

posted about a year ago

oh i see

posted about a year ago

wdym🗿

posted about a year ago

now navi is out what team do you want to win champs

posted about a year ago

owen16

posted about a year ago

pacific love the way they play and EMEA

posted about a year ago

yeah im not a bandwagon I have been suffering since 2021 but now i can say im happy asf

posted about a year ago

it was a pain but now enjoy

posted about a year ago

"c9"

posted about a year ago

wanna talk abt that

posted about a year ago

I think in the off season they can fix their shit and come back stronger

posted about a year ago

i want them to win but i also want edg destroying EG🗿

posted about a year ago

but they gotta pay him well

posted about a year ago

i love keith kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about a year ago

yeah

posted about a year ago

nah dont worry EMEA will be in the top in the end and pacific 2

posted about a year ago

im talking about this tourney so far, ik they have 0 trophies bro

posted about a year ago

for me rn
1-PACIFIC
2-EMEA
3-CHINA
4-AMERICAS

posted about a year ago

all this to lose vs fnatic 🗿

posted about a year ago

in the end of the day loud is not the same from 2022 they aint winning shit

posted about a year ago

if they are having problems with navi they are fucked vs fnatic or prx

posted about a year ago

He is a demon

posted about a year ago

reportado

posted about a year ago

20*

posted about a year ago

?

posted about a year ago

bro i need another library again

posted about a year ago

so true just like prime

posted about a year ago

nooooo RIP 7-1 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about a year ago

nah those mfs are just lucky

posted about a year ago

HMHM

posted about a year ago

he played more maps tho

posted about a year ago

oh fuck

posted about a year ago

yeah he is very good the only bad thing he trolls a litle bit

posted about a year ago

the thing is he didnt even trashtalked like shit1 he was just joking lol

posted about a year ago

but in this case we are talking about turks and suygetsu is not

posted about a year ago

do you know alfajer

posted about a year ago

jjk season 2 op music

posted about a year ago

Weo Waria

posted about a year ago

yes tbh he could do that

posted about a year ago

crowd*

posted about a year ago

my fucking MC

posted about a year ago

he looks like sheldon cooper no?

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago
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