https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/d4c2b9fc the script 🗿
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Last post: | December 1, 2024 at 1:10 PM |
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https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/d4c2b9fc the script 🗿
they are still there🗿
dont lie thats bad 🗿
now navi is out what team do you want to win champs
pacific love the way they play and EMEA
yeah im not a bandwagon I have been suffering since 2021 but now i can say im happy asf
I think in the off season they can fix their shit and come back stronger
i want them to win but i also want edg destroying EG🗿
FNC 3-2 PRX
nah dont worry EMEA will be in the top in the end and pacific 2
im talking about this tourney so far, ik they have 0 trophies bro
for me rn
1-PACIFIC
2-EMEA
3-CHINA
4-AMERICAS
all this to lose vs fnatic 🗿
in the end of the day loud is not the same from 2022 they aint winning shit
if they are having problems with navi they are fucked vs fnatic or prx
yeah he is very good the only bad thing he trolls a litle bit
the thing is he didnt even trashtalked like shit1 he was just joking lol
but in this case we are talking about turks and suygetsu is not
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.