yoooo he telling yall latam mofos to get a job at mcdonalds to pay ur phone bill 😭😭😭😭😭 nahhhh

average asian girl with white boyfriend

not getitng the mcdonalds I was about to, gonna get a salad now

I will continue to workout every other day

thank you marved for motivating me to never become a fat fuck

not getitng the mcdonalds I was about to, gonna get a salad now

I will continue to workout every other day

thank you marved for motivating me to never become a fat fuck

pink = gay

why did I read Goat goat as throat goat?

i can imagine the little nerd behind their computer their face turning red, breathing becomes short because of the horrible thing they have just read

"RAH" 😡 the little nerd says as he smashes the downvote button slightly missing it for the first time because of his horrible eye-hand coordination

The euphoria of the little power the nerd gets is insane relief as he sees the negative number on the post as the nerd comforts himself

😌"Ahhh" the bullied loser feels content, especially seeing others do the same as him so he can continue living in his own world of self-pity and delusion...

tears of happiness from winning more money than what is in your bank account

can't wait for PRX to drop out immediately losing both games with something so everyone can stop talking about that dog

he will literally be shaking in his boots, tail tucked between legs as he goes home with his head down

I will be putting up $500 each on both matches whatever team something plays against

yeah...so they choked

? they dropped a map to LEV if they beat LEV 2-0 they would have had the chance to go to tokyo

if they didn't region lock it chinese residents would make an absolute killing because they also get arcane and champion bundles back

they would be able to just sell the blank account for hundreds and get the potential buyer to pay for all the skins and then have them transfer it to their region

they would make insane money telling all their friends/family to just create an account who don't care about valorant

but everyone is saying it's region locked so....

okay what about using a chinese resident's id and then having them sign up for the account and them selling it to you, then buying all the skins and then having them region transfer it

only way this doesn't work is if china is region locked

I wonder if you can region switch on china servers

like getting the knife/past bundles in china then region switching to NA/EU

this is what you guys get for being sheep who listen to twitter losers like reddit who cry about ur crowd being bias and showing up for NA vs NA

none of you should have shown up and it woulda been funny af to see a empty crowd, and everyone would say it was earned cus of production

now you are seen as sheep who get bossed around by ur daddy NA kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

when was the last time you went outside

it's nepotism...they probably hire random family members as observers who played valorant once in their life so they have no idea what is going on

"All you gotta do is just switch between players bro how hard could it be"

stupid bronzil,

u can only be partners if the other side sees you as equals

unfortunately the average NA citizen sees u guys as thugs and is incredibly racist

there will never be unity

give me a bro fist!

I remember there was this one weirdo who said that potter uses her sexuality to encourage EG to perform better.

LMAOOOOOO

didn't read a single word

they need to make an ardiis goat movement montage

where he dashes into molly

stays inside kj ult

there was another one that I forgot

goat....i might just support

worse, he stood in the corner with a shorty like a bitch, then still lost after getting barrel stuffed by a rifle

probably the actual worse play he could have done

when does North Korea play?

facts

also, DRX if you are reading this drop the other EMEA fraud u signed as a content creator, I literally forgot what he was called, but if you don't do that you will be cursed forever

probably because he played that OT round like a little bitch and still loss

embarrassing asf tbh

I better see you put all your money up for EG then

something meat riders are different

prx doesn't need something to win

fraud MVP

when I typed "something meat riders get in here"

I bet you clicked that shit as quick as you could

beats drx without something "not bad but where is something? it's over for them without their best player"

loses to fnatic "it's because something is not there, they are rank 10 team without something, he hard carries them"

beats EDG where is something guys? I saw him post a pic on twitter?

beats NRG "they would have 2-0'd them if only they had something" <--------- something meat riders are here

beats EG "guys something is their best player hopefully he makes it for finals"

beats FNATIC s-s-something would have done a 360 no scope...

https://imgur.com/1eXtV5Q

demon one ith the beth

2022 champions winner playing for a meme team
3v1 to close out the game against an 0-7 team (your team has a 5% chance to make it into playoffs even if you win)
you only have a sheriff
BABG BANG BANG BANG
3v1 secured
u throw ur arms up in excitement
then u hear a tiny little voice to the right
you turn to ur right and see a midget staring down at you with a crazed look in his eyes like he wants to kiss you

WDYD?

the guy who talked about f ing your gf

took ur spot on the team

a different type of cucking

unlucky

zekken gotta be on adderrall dudes eyes go wide as fuck everytime the cam goes to him

You see a cute girl, ask her out on a date and she says yes!

the next day you guys meet up at the restaurant and eat

when done eating you go outside, the atmosphere is great and you are about to kiss her

when you close your eyes you hear a bunch of rustling then 5 burly men come out and beat the everliving shit out of you

ur clothes are gone ur in ur undies, they took ur wallet and watch and silver chain

the girl laughs at u and u hear her mutter "That loser thought I'd actually date him" as she leaves with the 5 guys

u are on the floor naked, crying, sobbing, bloodied, half dead

ok so yes he is the teams bitch

thanks 4 ur insight

is cryo the teams bitch? dashes in dies

gets traded most of the time

dead while the round is won

deserved picking up an eu player

if jake asks to f ur gf what do you say?

keep doing the same Chinese joke over and over again you npc

they don't switch their keybinds to match the Jett movement dash to the Raze satchel

i wonder if there is a special substance that can free your nerves and also keep your senses and reactions

can anyone who competed at a high level tell, doesn't the nerves go away?

yay won a championship and played multiple international stages, why is he getting nervous in a tier 2 game?
that last kill where he pulled out his knife instead of jett knives is like my platinum ass getting nervous in a 1v1

bro is literally shaking in his boots

they are lying about visa and marved is already there

didn't know british was a race.

anyways skrossi #1!!!!!!!!

actually no cap why look for outside talent when gods like me are playing?