because he's afraid of getting... flashed?

what the hell is that goofy ahh feet bro

Regrettably, I must decline the indulgence of perusing each and every one of the aforementioned missives, for I am inclined to prioritize the pursuit of more intellectually stimulating endeavors.

link?

smh I fell off fr, my bait juice has been depleted

saar why is there someone asking for me to redeem my google play voucher when I click the link?

giga cope, russia >>> everyone

I solo queued to immortal with a 30hz monitor and without using a mouse

duo is perfect, ppl who're boasting that they reach certain rank with only solo queueing, are guaranteed peaked at diamond 1

how the hell is wronski underrated? if anything he's overrated smh, skrossi unironically better than him

these threads are kinda overhyped ngl

also DRX is overhyped they got easy brackets on lockin but ppl still thinks that they're one of the best itw, they just got lucky on the LOUD match

ppl hate them just to trigger their fans obv, I doubt ppl on VLR actually hate the people they say they hate on VLR, like I doubt ppl who say ratzam genuinely hate the guy

wronski is the most overrated player ever, only ppl from OCE thinks that he's good

indian embassy secretly a GE fan lmao

yeah but for you to hold waterfall you need to get in site in the first place, CT can hold the entrance with an off angle from waterfall and they can hold the angle of Ts coming up to site, so that's why it's important

but I guess we're talking about a sliver of difference between the two choke points, so I guess at the end of the day it doesn't really matter

waterfall is a more crucial chokepoint to smoke no? you couldn't even get to site without smoking it

I do love some gigantic throbbing cock

to eat obv

what about the other four?

dude I never notice that there's text there prior to it being removed lmao

I'm gold so at least I have a life 🙂

yeah I think the 0/8 thing is as old as the existence of public internet forum lmao

bro this is so bad that it's good LMFAOOO

it comes from HLTV but I don't know if it originates from there, it stems from the fact that the word "bait" rhymes with the number eight, and then there's the copypasta:

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and then from there people would actually rate baits using the scale from 0-8, that's basically it

LMAOOO I genuinely just think of this post, I guess some people do think alike

wait really? I literally just thought of this lmao, I guess VLR baiters do think alike, idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing

my school has been using Google Classroom ever since COVID, and it's bullshit and so frustrating to use

the app is not optimized at all, for example the syncing takes a lot of time and sometimes doesn't sync at all, resulting in missing assignment and attendances, not to mention, attaching file is troublesome since there are no progress bar to see, and the loading time takes too long for there to not be an progress bar. it is also missing a dark mode despite google meet and all it's counterparts having one. definitely feels like a throwaway app, despite being widely used in the current world.

bro they're basically bottom tier 2 NA players having a mid off, tryna spark drama to be relevant when they forgot most of the valorant fanbase are kids that have the attention span of a goldfish, people would forget about all of this in 2 days lmao

there's always something along the lines of:
"South Korea would be just DRX lmao"
"Russia would clear any country"
and there's one dude getting bullied for suggesting an Indian roster, istg the more time I spend on VLR I'm starting to believe that 50% of VLR users are actual A.I bots

so you're saying that kyedae is daughter of showliana? why are you getting downvoted?

istg I've been confused so many times on VLR nowadays idk what ppl r talking about, I guess I'm too old now 😔

what r u talking about?

im genuinely asking bro

tbf no one really expect them to do anything bro she's probably joking n shii, also they do it for the content anyways just let them do their thing lmao

what does this mean?

wait they got 13-0'd?

dm me lil bro u get anything u want

bruh I read allat it's crazy some bottom tier 2 NA players are tryna have a feud to become relevant, they're litearlly having a mid off

context?

gimmicky obv

fair enough, I guess there are some NA fans that are in denial and immediately think that NRG is not the best team in NA just because they lost to LEV

why do you still think that NRG is the best when they lose to LEV?

I mean no shit reddit is mostly full of NA ppl

NO 🐔!!!

MENA styling
OCE Faraday/Luck

smh if you're a fan of him you should know that FDWC posts always gets downvoted, you should be happy that you're closer to your idol

dude who tf cares, there's a lot of stupid people in the world especially on VLR, just ignore them 🗿

bruh if you never got downvoted on VLR you're doing things wrong

they would 100% go to tokyo if they play on pacific

prove it or

Alas, I must confess that I shall not be perusing the entirety of such written prose, as the sheer volume and magnitude of its textual content doth give me pause, leaving me to lament the dearth of leisure time at my disposal.