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Registered: | May 24, 2021 |
Last post: | June 9, 2024 at 6:01 AM |
Posts: | 3113 |
unironically the timeline for kids right now is:
Cocomelon -> Skidi Tiolet -> IShowSpeed.
what happened to PBS? Future generation is so fucked.
jollz drops 0 kills all split and increases his coaching prices by 300% because he's now a "tier 1 pro"
congrats to pancc for only flirting with and sexually harassing a minor instead of raping her. Guy deserves a nobel peace prize fr.
oh for sure hope he fucks off and never gets signed to another org again. But we can very easily make this a PR nightmare for leviatan lmao.
i mean they let fucking launders cast the major finals valo kinda clears here ngl
ok but a "pancc likes kids" chant every time lev lose a map might go hard
They're gonna suck lol.
Crashies - Washed sadly, shameful champions performance after a disappointing masters.
Tex - Not good
Marved - Either IGLing and will suck or won't and will be the only good player.
Mystery 4th - They aren't getting saadhak so probably sucks.
Victor - Don't need to explain this one lol.
Fav Team: Talon/SEN
Your least liked team: NRG
Fav food: Pizza
Fav player: Patiphan
Your least liked player: Curry
Fav country: US of motherfucking A 🦅🦅
imagine being so cringe you give dasnerth his first W 💀💀💀
while being the worst player on his team and being inconsistent in VCL
unironically n4rrate clears don't know where the tex hype is coming from
holy fk this kid is so annoying
Agreed but idek who's better. Unless they wanna go mixed and speak english or saadhak joins Lev who's really the upgrade.
oh thats fucking hilarious I hope he wins
Its just gonna be some fat korean dude, he'll make a few racist jokes, his chat will spam swastikas and in a week he'll complain about celebrities not coming on his stream anymore.
Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough that either aspas will learn spanish or kingg will have good enough portoguese by the time the season starts.
i dont know what any of this means I dont even read JJK or whatever tf that second thing is. Explain in Dragon Ball terms.
remove JonahP and Boaster (as much as I hate emea he's not a fraud). Add Russ.
Cope Gojotards.... It's time for the GOATS Yuji, Kashimo, and Yuta to take the spotlight that is rightfully theirs.
Yeah if Aprogoat isn't in franchising it's a pretty shitty change imo. Was arguably their best player.
im not voting for anyone i dont care idk why I lied
I love BrenShow but realistically its Machine. I'm voting for tasty steve tho.
m1mosa is a voice of the people. Indian MLK fr.
if gojo cant survive getting cut in half gojotards won't be able to accept what happens when goku punches his fraud ass 🤣🤣🤣
if you get diffed by zeldris its time to learn killjoy
erafps dropped 40 in a scrim vs yay
Did you know Liquid is signing enzo?
With this, liquids roster is now:
Vanity just a clown who only wants to play with his friends. Should just retire a be on the analyst desk.
OPM is pretty good. The people behind season 2 need to be arrested and jailed for their crimes.
I'd assume they'll try again. No idea what happens if they qualify. But considering GC's events normally only last like a week they should be able to schedule around.
Jojos part 5 is so fucking dogshit. Giorno is literally stale bread, the villain sucks, and the final fight is terrible. One of the coolest stands is turned into the auto win button.
All new Jojos fans should skip part 5 so they can get to 7 and 8 sooner.
Mel and Alexis from C9W, Noia Sarah and Flor were all new.
NO CRYING
NO BITCHING
MUST DO PHYSICAL LABOR AT LEAST 3 HOURS A DAY
this is a man, if you don't fit this criteria, don't call yourself a man.
V1 competed but had only been together for like a week at that point.
What if the person who denied mel a trial because she was a woman.... IS a woman.
s0m has been using a voice changer this whole time, and is secretly a strong, beautiful woman. She only wants there to be one...
no but mel flor >>>> Ange1 cNoob
i got a 2 week ban for making a c0mmunism joke meanwhile some peoples entire accounts are just arguing over politics and they're chilling LMFAO
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)