they're not gonna let you hit bro
| Flag: | Europe |
| Registered: | August 16, 2023 |
| Last post: | January 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM |
| Posts: | 2844 |
I know it's a joke but fuck no that guy has already done enough damage to chronically online sigma male wannabes
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all good except for when dizzy cvms on me
did you forget about brazilians calling sacy a snake for joining a NA team?
least nationalist turk:
Russia - 364
Germany - 118
Ukraine - 108
USA - 89
India - 82
China - 53
Spain - 52
cope harder lil bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhDt8UQAYFM
you're welcome
competitive shooters
Run and gun
pick one
it looked really terrible smelled bad and the taste was alright but was ruined by the fact how it looked and smelled and the cold salad mixed with the warm eggs.
that's what she sai-
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow
I like the Japanese team and especially their fans, there was a viral video of them cleaning the stadium after the match
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Cool, now let me tell you about how I got fucked by a dinosaur:
One day i decided that i wanted to go back in time to the dinosaur age to see what life was like. I decided to go in my time machine and i traveled back in time. I opened the doors to my time machine and i saw dinosaurs everywhere! I looked around but then suddenly this giant masculine black t-rex started chasing me and yelling “C’MERE LIL’ BOY, IM GONNA GETCH’YO BUTT LIL’ BOY!” I ran as fast as I could squealing like a baby. I ran into a dead end. I was trapped! I knew i was hopeless and then the t-rex grabbed my ass cheeks and spread them apart. He spake, “MMMMMMMMM LIL’ BOY, THESE CHEEKS SURE LOOK MIGHTY TASTY!”and then he took out his massive anaconda of a tongue and started rimming me! He pulled out his massive semi truck cock and since his hands were to short, he had to grind it on a rock. He then said “ARE YA READY BABY…?!” And he slipped his HUGE cock in to my ass. He pounded away, and it was extremely painful (I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it though) he started getting more intense and saying “OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT LIL’ BITCH, OH MAN BABY… OH MAN….” And then he ejaculated in me “oh man… oh baby… oh yeah…” he then left and spoke his last sentence “call me babe!” I crawled my way back to the time machine covered in blood and semen, looking like a washed up jellyfish. And I came home. Honestly a pretty good fuck tho. He finished a little quick, but i’d say a 7.9/10
It's awful. My dick is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my cock, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.
My humongous cock has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but one day... I took off my jeans and my penis flung out, smacking her and flinging her out the window. She died 2 hours later in the hospital. She was the only woman who ever loved me. My penis is just... too ginormous. It has caused problems for myself and the people around me. For this reason, I will be ending it all. My penis has taken over my life... but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.
bro had a sexual awakening in a fucking bus
nuh uh. I got edged against my will. E-D-G-E-D
It's as stupid as it sounds. I was omw back from the Gym, I need to take a Bus which takes about 1h from my gym to my home. And for some reason it malfunctioned or something. It vibrated the entire ride and it was crowded as fuck and somehow I managed to sit immoveable on the edge of a seat, and it vibrated really bad. It went like that for 40 minutes and I was so relieved it stopped. I'm still in but holy fuck if I would have lost there, would have been one hell of a loss.
he's not even american/canadian/japanese he's just fakeflagging
I'm starting to see a lot of people named "rawr" in ranked, is it the new "I miss her"? Is this some furry shit?
iphone better. iphones so good apple had to slow them down intentionally.
zelda tears of the kingdom >>>>>>>>>>>>
Are you sure this is the reason you're banned for a week?
OH MY GOD ICEBOX STILL SUCKS
no way you actually think that breeze is better than icebox
I'm Gold 3. Not my problem
unfortunately ri0t won't do shit about smurfing and boosting
ALEKSANDAR
that's not how you spell ScreaM...
imposter among us
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