canyon's first presidential campaign speech:

"The reason people don't like me is because they're still stuck in 2023, they think edging is still meta but really gooning is where it's at. Fake news will not talk about this, they want you to believe that you should still edge instead of goon. You heard of clenchmaxxing? No! They don't want you to know."

They made a mistake by nuking all his abilities at once, they should give him his two trips back with no range limitations.

all the best users got banned or left, calypso, hasos, issax,

Why is Riot incapable of fixing him?

why does she refer to every single player with they/them pronouns

America

just like in cs, you'll always be a 0 trophy region, you won't do shit

flair...

nah 2024 is EVROPA's year. some EMEA teams are just saving strats

last year we fucked up but EVROPA's golden age is beginning...

🗿

ahem... Fnatic and Liquid already secured top 4 at Shanghai
2024 is EVROPA's year

idc shroud is still the GOAT of tac shooters

so good

They'll magically appear as soon as you make a racist joke they don't personally like

Bleach fans are alright, but Naruto fans...

found the APAC fan lol!

"The reticulated python (Malayopython reticulatus) is the longest snake in the world, regularly reaching over 6.25 metres in length. It is the longest of the 39 species in the family Pythonidae" - National History Museum

Hope that helps!

can't argue with that desu

Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck.

Nadeshot should blow

GachiBASS

how do I apply to become a kitten?

NO! Get a job, get married and reproduce. For Madagascar!!!

Imagine censoring a non european nationality like that. instant ban, am I right mods?

babysasuke, hasosp and issax should become mods

T(0)RM(√-1)

What kind of goofy ahh drakespeak is this?

erm.. what the flip is he going to cope with?

Derke owns that fraud

based tbh

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

I'm a 22 yo high IQ STEM college student, I don't watch fake nice streamers farm randoms in ranked

NEVER GOON

1. Ardiis and Prod
2. biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig gap
3. the rest

BOOBA
feet > boobs though

o7

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twitter

I saw it on certain board on 4chan 😎😎

does edging count as gooning?

Or else a jacked incel minion is gonna find you

I got banned last summer so now I can't regain my stars. It gives me a nice villain aura

Should we start sending more EMEA players to Americas so that they can burdenmaxx and sabotage them?

Yes but remember, NEVER GOON!

I'll watch it

never played a fallout game. is it good?

I don't have much free time, lecture attendance is mandatory in my uni and if I don't attent at least 75% of lectures I won't be allowed to take exams

I just finished zelda totk. I'm broke now and I think I'll just wait for pokemon legends ZA to be released together with the switch's replacement

Sometimes I create a private lobby and I walk around the map. My favorite is Pearl. For some reason, it's very comfy.

NEVER GOON

Fnatic

The reason people don't like me is because they're still stuck in 2023, they think edging is still meta but really gooning is where it's at. Fake news will not talk about this, they want you to believe that you should still edge instead of goon. You heard of clenchmaxxing? No! They don't want you to know.

fuck spring fuck summer fuck autumn
winter is the superior season