dogmea didnt win a trophy this year, Fucking dogwalked by china??? shut the fuck up

Tier 1 rejects >>>>>>>>>> Players who didn't even get a trial spot

this shit is mid as hell if any team other than Apeks win they are genuinely going 0/10 in regular season

this is actaully schizoposting

Brawk: EG
crashies: C9, SEN
Sacy: Furia/Lev/Mibr/Kru
N4rrate: SEN

dang seems like oce issue

she aight on defense but attack i got no fucking clue what to do with her mollies ngl

Give Wingman 27 Nuclear Devices

Zekken prolly enjoys sova a lot cuz he used to play sova before Sen

give him more money

I want to kill myself

bheem clears KEKW!!!

https://x.com/Sokoviafps/status/1830737678330974319

My grandads funeral was today and I believe it was him that gave me a 3 win match MVP streak <3
[IMAGE: 3 match MVPs in a row, wins]

does anyone else think this is just not normal human behavior or just me

"heard rumors" you mean the people you talk to on discord voice chat lol

Huh who are you tho

Sad day for rain.

Not that different. Tenz wouldn'tve won anything with that year's 100T roster, and he would've pivoted to SEN.

unironically furia lmao, have nzr pivot off of IGL and drop Xand.

Me

no one plays val in madagascar!!! opinion INVALIDATED

Incredible, you're still k0ry0 tho

edit: And a femboy

My lawyers will be coming for you with my heart attack ER bill.

Bought VP
Waited 3 days for a skin
Got it

KEKW LOG80

I saw Germany vs Brazil in 2014

Would do again

gotchu king

The speculation that we're currently reevaluating certain teams partnership status in the VCT is false. We do a performance review of every team at the end of each season, and will reevaluate all teams ahead of the new partnership cycle starting in 2027.

-@lhfaria 7:06 PM EST · Sep 3, 2024

he used to be rampant vlr alt creator and baiter not surprised.

exactly why Global Retiresports is perfect...

yo

GE Crashies

Calling it now.

where was s1mon

where was demon1

TenZ Sunset 3k on Omen

VERSUS

Cove

FIGHT!

no stream?

NAHHHHHHHHH

Shameless is what it takes to win championships

Shoutout to kangkang singing on stage at Seoul

Holy fuck bro like im cooked as shit

oh fuck

VALORANT players of VLR, What's the longest time you've waited for a skin?

❌W Rizz
✅Sexual Harizzment

kekw fake

hes RocketBullet's second personality

@nihso come

fuck me bro

ok the truth is that your peak is immortal 3

Its gotta be the bans, surely you've never been banned

edit: Misread ;-;

You should start a medium blog instead of posting on vlr where all this gets lost

wow thats so deep thanks bro

wouldnt expect this on Vlr

Yeah they will be competitive imo

Oh

Boo's Chat: Demon1 to FNC?
Boo: I wish. That would make our lives a lot easier

no stream?