ethanos
Flag: South Korea
Registered: July 31, 2021
Last post: August 31, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Posts: 405
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Used Illegal player boost on bind

posted about 2 years ago

The stars are right... Pheonix has been buffed and this symbolizes a change in the force... Shroud has risen out of the abyss of retirement... Shroud is awake... he has peeped his indescribably and profoundly evil head out of the gulf leading to hell, slowly he turns to look at the garish moon in the sky... there is now a sense of evil expectancy in the air... Shroud seems to be waiting...

Meanwhile, the Pheonix is on the brink of death amidst the jeering and mocking and prancing of haters that are dancing monstrously around it to commence the march of death for our Pheonix we love so much... after a wild and bizarre dance and cursing and chanting all the neckbeards immediately assume silence as if in a deep sleep... TenZ's TenZ Special Superlight in the hand of TenZ, who is stock-still kissing the American soil, beeping incessantly is the only sound disallowing the entry of silence... when all of a sudden one of the neckbeards, the fattest and most extravagantly dressed one, V1 ZOMBS, takes a step back with a shriek. He leers affrightedly at the mouse which seems to be beeping faster than before almost as if excited. This draws everyone's attention as all the bleary-eyed corpulent cohort almost simultaneously jolt awake and turn to look down at the thumping mouse. Beepbeepbeebeebe- before it could reach its climax Zellesis drops out of the sky in the middle of the pentagram and furiously starts twerking almost immediately afterward, the surprise doesn't last for long as the corpulent masses rush towards him to no avail- for the speed of his twerking caused a blast of air to materialize and resist their advance... unperturbed, zellesis slowly raises his buttocks towards the moon which seems to be flickering, and the corpulent masses plod towards him in slow motion as if bulling through a harsh blizzard

BAM! The moon vanishes out of existence and Shroud howls earth-rattlingly his announcement of RETURNING AND ZELLESIS STARTS TWERKING FASTER IT RIPS OPEN A PORTAL IN THE SKY OUT OF WHICH SHROUD DARTS OUT AND ACCIDENTALLY LANDS SQUARE ON TENZ SHATTERING HIS GAMING SPINE WITH A HIDEOUS CRACK BUT THERES NO TIME TO WASTE AS ZELLESIS STOPS HIS ULTIMATE AND PROPS THE RUDELY AWAKENED AND SOBBING TENZ TO FEET AND HELPS HIM IN DOING THE FUSION DANCE FUS RO DAH WHAM BAM A BLINDING LIGHT ENGULFS EVERYONE

As the vision settles in... everyone, especially zombs, oogles at an ontologically superior being... MIKE TYSON!!!! WEARING FOUR GLASSES FOUR HANDS FOUR LEGS FATTER THAN EVERYBODY EVIDENTLY FUSION DANCE WAS BOTCHED BUT THE POWER COMING FROM HIM IS UNMISTAKEABLY INFINITE!!! ITS OVER

THIS IS WHAT I SAW IN MY VISION WHY SO QUIET SENTINELS HATERS!!! LCQ AND CHAMPIONS AND ALL FUTURE TOURNEY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY IS OURS FOR THE TAKING! GET YOUR SENTINELS FLAIR NOWWWW OR REGRET BEING AN EVERLASTING LOSER!!!

RISE MY FELLOW SEN FANS, DROP THE COPIUM, THROW THE COPIUM TANK DOWN THE RIVER AND OCEAN FOR OUR ENEMIES OTHER TEAM FANS SHALL NEED THEM IN THEIR DAILY DRINK

posted about 2 years ago

i agree with the flexibility but i think that they have some clear issues like s0m being inconsistent and hazed with very little firepower. I still think they are vry good but I would say a bit overrated

(i just realized i put them top 4 in my pickems 💀)

posted about 2 years ago

the trailer was def based on squid game

posted about 2 years ago

yes yes!

posted about 2 years ago

its red and black which means 100t wins LCQ!!! script leaked

posted about 2 years ago

lego x valorant and kill animation is the 10x speed build of like an L

posted about 2 years ago

you'll only get better prob but most pros are radiant

posted about 2 years ago

I dont think they will considering that they had to loan him, they must have plans

posted about 2 years ago

common Okayyyyyy W

posted about 2 years ago

does anyone know if they are playing in a 6man or if a player is stepping down for lcq

posted about 2 years ago

NA / EMEA have 2 circuit point slots but i still think its dumb

posted about 2 years ago

CS:GO > Valorant in terms of set in stone mechanics but constant meta changes make valorant very competitive. Valorant is easier to start with and is more fun to watch(other then CS tournys)

posted about 2 years ago

lets goooo wp

posted about 2 years ago

He is going to wear a breach cosplay with battery activated flashes

posted about 2 years ago

check website

posted about 2 years ago

one is sold worldwide and one is only in denmark

posted about 2 years ago

highkey im down

posted about 2 years ago

my boy calling the phoenix pick

posted about 2 years ago

val meta changes are very big and its hard to be completely dominant because of that

posted about 2 years ago

still 200k viewership on this game?

posted about 2 years ago

i think he was but he took like some sort of correction class similar to sinatra

posted about 2 years ago

trembo is the tenz of vlr he makes me batchest

posted about 2 years ago

it was an interview with the xset members and who they wanted to go against the most

posted about 2 years ago

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

posted about 2 years ago

W

posted about 2 years ago

1) its a vry cheap free shooting drone
2) just clear your corners like a drone would
3) The engagement benefits your team for then the enemy
4) even if you insta die you get intel on enemy position

posted about 2 years ago

most accurate thing ever

posted about 2 years ago

I was born hating on NA
I wake up every day hating on NA
I go to sleep hating on NA
I live every fuckin day of my life hating on NA

And I will hate forever on this dogshit region NA

I HATE NA MORE THAN MY DESTINY

posted about 2 years ago

I think that deserves a spot no?

posted about 2 years ago

remember when you saved me from that burning building

posted about 2 years ago

he meant if you showed his usual display it would be closer/win

posted about 2 years ago

uncommon styling W

posted about 2 years ago

THEY ARE BACKKk

posted about 2 years ago

no one cares if you asked

posted about 2 years ago

yeah kanpeki is flex and sick is controller

posted about 2 years ago

hiko 1v3 vs gambit

posted about 2 years ago

faze prob isnt getting into franchising so we might see dicey and asuna again

posted about 2 years ago

common silver VLR user

posted about 2 years ago

tbf NA cs is in a bad spot and an IGL can only change so much

posted about 2 years ago

Also Phasmophobia and stick fight: the game

posted about 2 years ago

In silence mad underrated, its kinda like dead by daylight its rlly fun

posted about 2 years ago

The forest is good with friends

posted about 2 years ago

apparently that one team will get in 👍

posted about 2 years ago

styling and imperfecto in one place...

posted about 2 years ago

personally i think berlin hiko had more impact

posted about 2 years ago

dicey and babybay

posted about 2 years ago

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that FaZe Clan blew a 9-3 lead two times in the NA opening playoff game giving 100t its first win into playoffs

posted about 2 years ago

its in the 100t team gene

posted about 2 years ago
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