elysxxm
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Registered: April 12, 2024
Last post: April 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Posts: 2547
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Who cares? People who watch anime sit alone at lunch

posted 4 months ago

Let’s look at the players
Let’s look at their stats now… WOW CRAZY STRATS

Now let’s look at their stats in Tier 1

Oh…..

posted 4 months ago

Garnets
https://www.vlr.gg/454915/sharper-esport-vs-xgod-valorant-thailand-series-kickoff-gf

He’s is insane, His stats look so good too and on talon he was like a top 3 player no?

posted 4 months ago

The Pickems are the easiest thing in the world and I don’t even watch china at all. There is no competition there is real substance until you go internationally. Ag is 12th place and edg is 1st place, everybody else is fighting for second.

posted 4 months ago

femboy role play with kirya for 1 hour, or 4 1 minute rounds with Jon jones (you can’t get knocked out and if jones decides to kill you nobody is stopping him)

posted 4 months ago

Why’d you say it like we’re a bunch of kids with mental illness😭

posted 4 months ago

was there enough bron the podcast or do we need to see more, ive heard the cries, the people want bron on the podcast longer

posted 4 months ago

me and anguibok should be on the all time starting lineup

posted 4 months ago

They didnt listen to bron on the podcast, LOUD AT 2???????????? they just completely ignored what he has to say, we should riot to bring bron back

posted 4 months ago

soon

posted 4 months ago

I love the way smiles whenever he wins, he’s just so adorable it’s like he’s looking at me. I almost faint everytime I see him get a 3k he is just so cute and sweet. Does he have a girlfriend? If not I could be his ❤️

posted 4 months ago

Bunch of randoms bandwagoning nt guys 🤓

posted 4 months ago

My blood sugar was at 43 and my temperature was 102
You guys could’ve lost me forever

posted 4 months ago

Little song I made for kangkang for tonight

If china and americas all got along
They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song
Seem like the whole region go against me
Every time I'm in the street I hear
Kang! Kang! Kang! Kang!
"Kai down
What site you at I’m sigma
Fuck who you know, what site you at, you not sigma"
"Where your senti stay I might pull the trigga
"This is S.H.A.N.G.H.A.I city I run, I’m sigma
Brace yourself, I'll take you on a trip down memory lane
This is not a rap on how I'm flickin shots and hitter em
Your team just got sacked and I inflicted pain
Not the drill sergeant but the stress that weighing on your brain
It was me, Chichoo, s1mon, smoggy, nobody ride down all the lanes
It got ugly, stand from yo seat check yo self it’s 2 to 12
Uh, sentinels and cloud9
Hope euphoria can slow dance with society
The duelist the first one to get killed
Seen a op crutch Jett with his brains blown out
At the same Haven site where me and smoggy hang out
Now this is not a tape recording saying that he did it
But ever since that day Chichoo shootin his trigga different
That was back when we placed nine
Chichoo packed the nine
Chichoo on every site is fine
We adapt with Time, pack A site with four guns a time
With the sliding door, Lotus shoot em up
What you opin for if you ain't walkin up you op crutch
Kangkang up the fuckin op
Pickin' off you suckers, leave my site or die a sucker punch

posted 4 months ago

https://form.jotform.com/250728218646058
Let’s get N1cf banned permanently, if we get enough votes we can force his removal from Vlr

posted 4 months ago

Because I haven’t spoken to yukky in a week

Get it guys? Yukky is iron.. haha that’s the joke… HAHAHA laugh

posted 4 months ago

Carti told me he wasn’t dropping unless I broke up with her😔 I made a sacrifice for you guys

posted 4 months ago

i forgot to mention this aint my only playlist i have some late night stuff and chill, this used to be a everything playlist but i removed like 270 songs and put them in a different playlist. ill take a listen to some of these tho

posted 4 months ago

Put me on something good, im bored with all my playlist right now
this is my playlist - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7goHKjZthu3ZkwnbBe1LGx?si=d80c8fde23eb448b

dont send me any country, retro, or like some game type music please.

posted 4 months ago

1.prayer

  1. Pride
  2. How much a dollar cost
  3. King kunta
  4. Duckworth
  5. Alright
  6. Money trees
  7. Swimming pools
  8. Heart Peart 6
  9. Tv off

Hm: all the stars, Wesley’s theory, A.D.H.D

posted 4 months ago

I just thought about this, will it last as long as cs or league? Or do we have like a couple good years left before vct is completely dead. I feel like we’re in our prime right now but idk if it’s get bigger. What do y’all think?

posted 4 months ago

Let’s think about it and put all the pieces together

When is carti dropping? 3/14 what kd does fns always have? 3/14

In the 2024 music video the gas price is 3.14
Fns excuse for losing is he loses “gas”

1 week after Carti drops fns plays cloud 9, who is on cloud9? Oxy, what is Oxy? A drug, and what does Carti sing about? DRUGS

Fns averages 14 kills in 3 maps. Who plays their first game in march? FNS, who drops in march? PLAYBOY CARTI

posted 4 months ago

Guys I was eating fried chicken none of you got it right

posted 4 months ago

You guess what I’m eating for dinner

posted 4 months ago

Fraud knows he’s getting booted from Tier 1 so he joined a different team😭

posted 4 months ago

G2 will be the first ever team to not drop a single map in stage 1 —> champs

posted 4 months ago

What happened to my goat 😭 Carti please drop so people forget about it

posted 4 months ago

The huzz saw me slip and I hit my head really hard😞 how much aura do I lose chat

posted 4 months ago

what's that? what's a baiter...........

posted 4 months ago

heretics will lose 0-2 fraud team

posted 4 months ago

say with me WE are unemployed, all of US have no jobs

posted 4 months ago

will be the only enjoyable person there, now where is my millions of dollars and fine shyts
https://imgur.com/gallery/xLSmukz
HENBABY COME

posted 4 months ago

Because they heard were throwing elo😹
What a knee slapper😂🫱

posted 4 months ago

Otherwise I might have to start calling him the Mail-Maybe instead of the mailman😂

posted 4 months ago

Here is some clips of my last comp game https://youtu.be/hOuO3_gtN9I?si=nJNt9q1avej4rDr_

Please tell me why I can’t get immortall back I’m very good my team sucks tho

posted 4 months ago

You were given orders

You were given time

You were given more leeway than most and yet I find you unprepared, benching your 2nd best player?

posted 4 months ago
  1. Derke
  2. Kangkang
  3. Chichoo
  4. Trent
  5. Meteor
  6. Aspas
  7. Leaf
  8. Buzz
  9. Nats
  10. Less

Hm: jawgemo, boaster

posted 4 months ago

If henbaby was in infinity war then they would’ve beat thanos the first time

posted 4 months ago

was Verno the reason the Luka Donic trade happened? Verno is a popular Valorant player known for his nonchalant personality and crisp aim. he first gained notoriety after his stint on oxygen esports, he later joined NRG and played against Gen.g in the SOOP Valorant league and swept Gen.g in the finals in a breathtaking 3-0 victory. Luka Donic is a NBA player formerly of the Dallas mavericks and current player for the Los Angeles Lakers. A blockbuster trade involving Luka has called for the removal of General manager Nico Harrison after fans thought the trade was ridiculous.

Nrg have lots of events and locations in Dallax, Texas including, Nrg music events, Nrg home solar, Nrg clean power. My thought is maybe Nico Harrison went to a Nrg music event and thought the music was so bad he searched up Nrg and saw Their newest young talent in Verno. Nico Harrison became enraged at the thought of having young talent because he didnt want to be like Nrg, so he traded his young superstar for a 32 year old injury bound Anthony Davis. Nico harrison fearing what would become of young talent dropped Luka in desperation. was this the correct move? Nrg have also recently dropped Verno their young superstar and we are seeing the effects of having young talent. Let me know your thought below, Was Verno at fault? Was Nico Harrison really at a Nrg concert?

posted 4 months ago

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posted 4 months ago

Henbaby let’s start your training arc, I know your already qualified to win Mr. Olympia but we can do better, I will teach you vlr economics And how to end gooning

posted 4 months ago

https://imgur.com/gallery/27oLGFO
It is homslnder🤭

posted 4 months ago

Goat will be back, Furia will realize their mistake and mwzera will join a new team where he will win his long deserved trophy

posted 4 months ago

happy for Lev, they get better with this. sucks for Natank though i hope to see him back soon

posted 4 months ago

Bro it’s a joke😭

posted 4 months ago

Good cope bum

posted 4 months ago

o7 you will be missed, I loved the fpx heretic games

posted 4 months ago

I just got out of school, now I can put 100% of my effort and time on vlr

posted 4 months ago

Chichoo
Heading
Inside
Nearest
Airport

Edg not making it out of Toronto swiss

posted 4 months ago

The team that reaches 13 rounds first usually wins, like 90% of the time. Why don’t teams just game plan to get 13 rounds instead of like 15 and OT

posted 4 months ago
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