derptz
Flag: South Korea
Registered: January 13, 2023
Last post: December 1, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Posts: 2850
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He ain’t getting kills without lurking.
The worst NA igl

posted 1 month ago

You should sign this TS dispenser.

posted 1 month ago

You can’t be called allstar team when boostio and c0m on it.

posted 1 month ago

JessieWashed still there.

posted 1 month ago

GE cooking🔥
Foxy9 and xavi8k is a great pick up tbh
Foxy9 can be great fragger while xavi8k is one of best fragging igl of the philippines.

posted 1 month ago

Mid signing.
If T1 actually wants to win they should’ve buyout Persia from SPG.

posted 1 month ago

gira aspas🌪️

posted 1 month ago

-2023 Redgar igl ruined him
-2024 Enzo igl ruined him
Feel bad for my boi jamppi and nAts

posted 1 month ago

He’s good playing on the mid team.
He will shine on vitality trust me

posted 1 month ago

Jamppi better firepower and flexibility.

posted 1 month ago

cNed with his new hair🥵

posted 1 month ago

Once upon a time in a town where the sun shone just a bit too bright, there lived a gamer named Alex. Alex was your typical video game enthusiast, spending most of their time in the virtual realm, but there was one thing that set them apart from the rest: an obsession with a certain Valorant streamer known as Aspas.

It all began one fateful afternoon. Alex was mindlessly scrolling through Twitch when they stumbled upon Aspas's channel. The moment they tuned in, they were greeted by a dazzling display of skill, a barrage of hilarious commentary, and—most importantly—a refreshing absence of any serious attitude. Aspas was a gaming wizard who could pull off insane plays while making viewers laugh until their sides hurt.

From that day forward, Alex became an Aspas superfan. They would clear their schedule for every stream, even going so far as to cancel plans with friends. “Sorry, I can’t hang out tonight; Aspas is dropping some serious 1v5s!” Their friends started to suspect they might be in a committed relationship—with a gamer on the internet.

One night, Alex decided it was time to take their love for Aspas to the next level. They devised a plan to join a Valorant match while streaming. “If I can get Aspas to notice me, maybe we can team up!” they thought, with heart racing excitement.

The day of reckoning arrived. Alex logged into the game, their heart pounding faster than the bullets they fired. In the matchmaking lobby, they saw the name "Aspas" appear! Could it be? Was this the real Aspas? Or just a cheeky impersonator? Either way, Alex’s excitement was palpable.

They entered the match, and it quickly became evident that Aspas was indeed the real deal. As soon as the match began, Aspas started dominating the enemy team with sick plays and killer commentary. Meanwhile, Alex was trying to keep it together, both starstruck and nervous.

“Hey, Aspas! Big fan!” Alex typed in chat, their fingers trembling over the keyboard.

To their surprise, Aspas replied with a cheeky grin: “Thanks! Don’t worry, I’ll carry you!” Alex could hardly believe it. They were officially conversing with their gaming idol!

As the match progressed, Alex realized they were not prepared for the high stakes of playing alongside a pro. They started panicking every time they saw an enemy. Instead of aiming, they were just trying to impress Aspas with their poorly executed strategies.

“Guys, I’m going to flash!” Alex declared, only to throw a flashbang right at their own feet. “Oops! Sorry, Aspas!” They could hear the laughter echo through the headset.

“Nice flash, buddy! We’re all blind now!” Aspas quipped, and the whole team erupted in laughter. Alex felt a mix of embarrassment and joy. Aspas was just as funny in-game as he was during his streams.

In the final round, the pressure was on. Alex somehow found themselves in a 1v1 against the last enemy player, while Aspas was busy juggling his teammates and keeping spirits high. They could hear Aspas cheering them on.

“Just remember, aim for the head!” he encouraged.

Alex’s palms were sweating, and they managed to catch sight of the enemy. With adrenaline pumping, they took a wild shot, completely missing. “Oh no!” Alex shouted, feeling the weight of failure. The enemy returned fire, and Alex’s character went down in a flurry of pixels.

“Hey, no worries! You did great!” Aspas reassured, and in that moment, Alex realized that it wasn’t about winning or losing; it was about the fun they had. They laughed along with Aspas and the team, forgetting the earlier mishaps.

After the match, Alex was on cloud nine. Aspas had not only acknowledged their existence but had also made them feel like part of the team. They tweeted about it, creating a post titled “How I fell in love with Aspas while completely failing in Valorant.” The tweet went viral, with thousands of gamers relating to the experience of being utterly starstruck and hilariously terrible.

From that day on, Alex embraced their role as the “Aspas Fan Club President,” organizing viewing parties for Aspas’s streams and sharing hilarious clips of their match together. They even created a collection of memes titled “Aspas Plays Valorant: The Alex Chronicles,” which featured their infamous flashbang moment.

And while Alex might not have been the best player in Valorant, they certainly became the most enthusiastic fan, proving that sometimes, it’s not about how well you play; it’s about how much fun you have—and how much you love that one gamer who makes it all worthwhile.

posted 1 month ago

Riot needs to delete that map asap.

posted 1 month ago

Best: Fracture
50/50: Sunset
Worst: Ascent and Abyss

posted 1 month ago

If were talking about upgrade here, i’d rather kick those 2 players who peeked at shower giving persia a free orbital strike.

posted 1 month ago

Bro spend most of his life coaching boom and when they found a lil bit of success they kicked him? Like wtf man

posted 1 month ago

Thats why boom shouldn’t have ascended.
meow been there for them throughout since the start of boom valorant and has been coaching for years for them just to get kicked? Fucking org doesn’t deserved that 1 year joint promotion.

posted 1 month ago

No ones picking up that phoenix one trick

posted 1 month ago

Why azys still playing on india? Why not compete on ph vcl?

posted 1 month ago

Each masters winner should be direct invited to champs and the remaining 2 will be on LCQ

posted 1 month ago

He was the only player on that team who’s hungry to win and im glad he chose SEN😮‍💨

posted 1 month ago

Pro’s agency.

posted 1 month ago

bang: controller
Zellsis: flex
zekken: flex
N4RRATE: flex
jonhqt: igl flex

posted 1 month ago

cNed on champions is inevitable.

posted 1 month ago

You should know that cNed attended 3/4 champions already and what matters more on gentlemates side is to extend their partnership till 2027 so riot will make a move removing bbl +gentlemates.

  • adding a random duelist is too risky for them because ascension is much more competitive than franchising
posted 1 month ago

cNed will save gentle mates from regelation and will qualify to champions extending another 1 year from partnership.

posted 1 month ago

N4RRARE will be fine.
He can play any agent at the highest level.
On madlions he was forced to play and fill as a duelist because of will left the team and look at him dominating every duelist out there.
On Karmine Corp enghh assigned him as Initiator & Duelist because of his flexibility and firepower.

He can also play controller and sentinel.

posted 1 month ago

Short wearing eyeglass?
Meteor???

posted 1 month ago

Kazahk considered as import?

posted 1 month ago

The only is worrying me is sayf igling

posted 1 month ago

idk man i’ve been encountered alot of cheaters on apac especially thai players who i queued back then from diamond to ascendant ranked and i was surprised and wondered how the hell are those new thai players just popping up on the leaderboard like new names.

  • i got an enemy who’s cheating back then like 1 year ago and when i checked back my tracker he’s now on leaderboard duoing with jitboys.
posted 1 month ago

Most of the thai ranked on the leaderboards were cheating and some of them duoing with jitboys

posted 1 month ago

I’d rather watch and support him than supporting yinsu.

His issue was way way back and he apologized already.

posted 1 month ago

Karmine Corp ran out of chug jug

posted 1 month ago

Just keep invy no matter what happens.
Yoman will be great addition too idk if he speaks english.

posted 1 month ago

They have S1mon they’ll be fine.

posted 1 month ago

Demonwan guardian

posted 1 month ago

They’re broke.
GenG CEO wants to build cheap roster from scratch.

posted 1 month ago

He’s way more better on sentinel. He likes to anchor more than entrying.

posted 1 month ago

This talon roster would be sick🔥
Duelist: garnetS
Sentinel/Clove: Primmie
Controller: sScary
Flex/Flash Initiator: JitboyS
IGL: PTC or Crws

posted 1 month ago

It will be GenG Estrella pretty much confirmed.

posted 1 month ago

One of the reason they can’t play sentinel was because of him

posted 1 month ago

-D4v41
+grumble

posted 1 month ago

Safe to say nAts will be the igl or patitek? Since im guessing the remaining slot will be their duelist?

posted 1 month ago

Drx is broke

posted 1 month ago

They literally got to champs by having as a top seed on groups.
You need to let it go man. foxy9 isn’t ready for tier 1 and BeyN was forced to play initiator even though his controller is goated.

posted 1 month ago

If the roster isn't working, might as well nuke it and rebuild.

posted 1 month ago

Yipiiiiieee

posted 1 month ago

kaajak better

posted 1 month ago
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