https://www.vlr.gg/post/4075475/boring-ahh-offseason

How on earth did he predict BLD being a scummy org

Unrealistic af in the first place, DRG are NOT kicking Vo0kashu

You thought it was true but it wasn't?

For me, it had to be KOI Demon1

also fk n0cf

KOI superteam when

I'm sorry but Oiling Man's Valorant is way too funny not to say

Are GX a Spanish org or a a British org? I've heard that GX have 2 different center of operations in UK and Spain

Fr0nce have way too much representation in Tier 1, The Ultimates deserved to win Ascension

I'm glad Pacific had a lot of Tier 1 ready players playing in Ascension this year. Hopefully that trend continues. This is why Pacific is the best region. It's not all about trophies.

America's and EMEA rely on outdated tactics and old faces to win them championships, meanwhile Pacific and CN are already training the newer generations into becoming world class.

Asia will take over Valorant.

Molsi still fucking sucks

Bro the level of talent EMEA ascension is completely dogwater

I will include more later

I also include y0y in team names

Here is some perfect banter names:
Team y0ycret
RRy0y
PRy0y
DRy0y
Ty0y
BOOM y0ysports
Nongshim y0yforce
y0ylon
GIANTy0y
Movistar y0y
KRU y0ysports
y0yviatan
y0ytinels
Funplus y0ynix
Team y0yretics
DRy0y
XLy0y
y0yloo
Titan y0ysports club
NOVA y0ysports
All y0ymers
JDy0y

None of the EMEA teams actually deserved winning Ascension except PCIFIC lmao

EG try not to rival J0nggg9 as the worst org in VCT challenge

Just watch Oiling Man's Valorant

Apeks were already cooked wen they lost kaajak

KOI is being carried by Ibai and Sergio Ferra so badly lmao, good thing the fan atmosphere is making up for KOI's terrible decision making

nvm GX is the worst org in EMEA

ik but they should have expected it way sooner when they won Ascension

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EMEA: Apeks

The fact that they failed to bring their already mid 5th player with yet another useless 5th player is just hilarious to me

Will watch some games rn, thx

Can u suggest me some EU ice hockey teams to watch?

Motorsport (F1)
MMA
Football (Top 5 leagues + UCL + FIFA WC quals)
Skiing
Ice Hockey (I only watch the Canadian teams tho)
Basketball (I watch from time to time)

FNbot

Here's a good example to start with:

TS 0nvy

0cy

Why are u guys trying to be C9 so bad keke

No wonder ur best ever player GenJ0nggg R0l0r left ur team

I am really sorry I didn't specify it, but I was talking about the players of MENA aside from JohnQT and avez in Tier 1 play.

afaik, he isn't an import, since he moved to NA for his studies in college

hbd RocketBullets exposer 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Is reduxx actually considered as MENA player?

JohnQT is NOT considered as a MENA player lil bro, nt diddy

Wicked work

Forgot to say this:

Anyone other than avez

Will any MENA talent get picked up before 2026 or are they doomed to not have any representation in Tier 1

even s0n0tr00 clears that fraud

North America is mostly known for shit talking and being toxic

m00da is a perfect example of this incompetence.

Let the NA frogs be toxic, when they lose, they go on a Simp4S0m/kalayav_n type crashout

plus 1, VALORANT still doesn't have a replay system, haven't brought back replication yet, no custom maps, no new features too.

Now that I looked at the games where Derke played Jett, you're right, Derke's Jett is the same level as aspas.

Indonesia and Philippines

Those are the 2 worst fanbases in Asia

I don't hate him but J0ngggquid keke

G2 SEN
TH KC
GEN DFM
EDG WOL

Can't be determined rn, closest would be T1

#5 and #6 should be #1 and #2

Gaia
Myst
Prelude
Araxys
Neo

RRJ0nggg eSports loses here

plus 1

stfu m00da alt

shitda