dejikke
Flag: Brazil
Registered: February 6, 2022
Last post: June 23, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Posts: 1715
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se pa so vรฃo botar o qck pra sexto player e o konan titular

posted about a year ago

totally agree, in a team where you have semen1, boobio and cUm you cannot lose

posted about a year ago

bro stop baiting already kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about a year ago

steak

posted about a year ago

no cyprus?๐Ÿ˜ญ

posted about a year ago

happy birthday dude!

posted about a year ago

facs

posted about a year ago

how do you pronounce that 2nd guy's name bro

posted about a year ago

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ’ฅ

posted about a year ago

breeze >>>>> midearl

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

okbotro ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

trust boobio and cUm bro

posted about a year ago

chill guys fenis saving strats

posted about a year ago

wayyyy less boring than other regions

posted about a year ago

Chaadhak

posted about a year ago

ardiis does not deserve the bagre d'or anymore, im so dissapointed at him

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick left with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

REVERSE SWEEP? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ FENIS MASTERCLASS!

I LOVED THE PART ๐Ÿ’” WHERE ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿš€ FENIS SAID "ITS FENISSING TIME" AND FENISSED ALL OVER ๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿคญ CHADHAAK

posted about a year ago

o spacca รฉ foda

posted about a year ago

whoever it was, rest in piss

posted about a year ago

still have boobio and cUm

posted about a year ago

REVERSE SWEEP? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ FENIS MASTERCLASS!

I LOVED THE PART ๐Ÿ’” WHERE ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿš€ FENIS SAID "ITS FENISSING TIME" AND FENISSED ALL OVER ๐ŸŒ„๐Ÿคญ CHADHAAK

posted about a year ago

lord fenis is cooking guys, reverse sweep incoming its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

alt do melao kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about a year ago

so true its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

acho q o real problema da play foi que ele matou o primeiro, ele conseguia marotar os dois(nao lembro se viram ele)

posted about a year ago

saadhak learned it from optech to use it now, chaadhak is insane

posted about a year ago

no timing que ele pegou a kill o crashies apareceu, n dava tempo de sair
mas no resto da partida inteira ta assim

posted about a year ago

gg no way nrg loses this

posted about a year ago

idk but eg is winning champions

posted about a year ago

saadhak is back guys

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

no DFM? stop baiting

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

based

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

eg still can do damage, trust cUm and boobio

posted about a year ago

love - haven and bind
meh- ascent, fracture and lotus
hate- split and pearl

posted about a year ago

no way loud wins this one guys, nrg about to stomp them on every single map pick with fns knifing aspas twice. its over for loud๐Ÿ˜”

posted about a year ago

emea is europe, africa and middle east right?

posted about a year ago

yeah sad he is from brazil

posted about a year ago

Senrider70

posted about a year ago

wait saadhak played chamber??? i thought it was yay

posted about a year ago

if loud, eg or nrg win masters lcq gonna be fire

posted about a year ago
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