dont waste money on valorant

Thanks for the input goat, but ur wrong

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2. Vensday
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5. Thursday
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Stats don't represent impact

boaster is the goat

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First player to be the GOAT: yay

yay the best

watch yay!

yay should be #1 in everything 😭😭😭😭

dont compare yay to 0l0n M0sk

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Almost all people are under the misconception that the team that wins champions is the best, however, this has been untrue since the inception of the e-sport. Below are the actual best teams at every Champions.

2021: Sentinels
2022: DRX
2023: FNATIC
2024: G2

If you disagree you do not see the truth that I do.

my cremepies

lol i'll keep it like that

just because im not from china doesn't mean i dont like it

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1947 was peak

hi

what about bengifish

yes

thanks for the tip

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simp4who?

FUCK the Shut up.

Rb 😘🥵🥵

thanks doc

Shut the FUCK up.

thanks beaver_goat

thanks for the positive comment cremepie! thanks for always supporting my work!

wow great post cremepie lots of love xx

In the arena where legends rise,
Stands a sharpshooter with eagle eyes.
Yay, the name that whispers fear,
A phantom in the crosshairs clear.

With every shot, a heartbeat stills,
Precision honed by countless drills.
Enemies fall like autumn leaves,
As Yay's aim never deceives.

A master of the duel's dark art,
With ice-cold veins and iron heart.
He dances through the deadly fray,
Where lesser souls are led astray.

But in his hands, the rifle sings,
A symphony of death it brings.
And in the final moments' flight,
Yay carves his name into the night.

For in his gaze, there's something more,
A hunger that the greats adore.
The crowd roars loud, the lights ablaze,
Yet Yay remains in shadows' haze.

For in the game of skill and strife,
Yay lives a second, sharper life.
A legend forged in bullets' blaze,
Forever etched in Valor's maze.

No, it won't.

Yes, they do.

He won't.

stax?????

I think we need a vote

A president

SonOfGod is here!!

Shut the FUCK up.

yay wanted to play with a different team im pretty sure

becuz its fun to say s0nt0n0ls

DRX is winning champs it is incredibly obvious

Who is the face of valorant?

It's extremely obvious that SEN is winning vs DRX

Notice how Valorant isn't on here.. dead game

Shut the FUCK up.