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have u seen t3xture awping?

how do i change my username

Fill this thread with the worst copypastas you can come up with and I will rate them on a scale of 10

LOL Songs: 🦁
Valorant songs: 😸

Based Rito

hi

Carlos G2 3-0 TBD

ez andrew tate buff

😏

rassia

?

breeze is still good

pearl is unplayable

bring back split 😢 made so many memories in that map

fracture pearl 💀

thats some solid advice W

thanks mate

im addicted to valorant, i waste so much time playing it, watching it on twitch and youtube, following rostermania and clips on twitter and vlr. I think im losing a vast proportion of my precious time in doing so
ive tried uninstalling the game but i install it again n again and if i go watch some non valorant content on youtube my heart starts pumping and my food tastes trash

any advice :(

event could've been better if we were to see the new GE roster, it looks fire on the paper

• the composition could've been something like this:

Cloud9 (Sen wdnt have accepted it ofc)
Heretics
Zeta
DRX
Global Esports (NEW ROSTER)
PRX
ARGH ARGH QUE
BLEED

It would have been a banger off season match

i failed.

sorry guys

sad that u didnt get it 😞

chances are really high that they'll change roster before the Pacific league

5/6 duelists wont work

i dont think they have announced their roster???

Which announced league roster you think is going to fail badly next year?

whom will indos support? 🤔

Boom, boom, boom, boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever~

THE TOP10 PLAYERS IN APAC NEXT YEAR
1.t3xture
2.bazzi
3.wronski
4.skrossi
5.monyet
6.lightningfast
7.ayrin
8.stax
9.f0rsaken
10.ban

P.S. Sen owns everyone

VCT HUD is trash

बहुत अच्छा है कमबख्त। यह VCT से बहुत बेहतर है, यह पागल है।
क्या आप लोगों ने मानचित्र के 2 हिस्सों के बीच सामग्री के छोटे टुकड़े देखे हैं? हमें एक डेस्क सुनने के बजाय, जिसमें सचमुच 0 सुराग है कि वे खेल के बारे में क्या कह रहे हैं?
सामग्री कहां है, जुनून कहां है?
सभी संक्रमण निर्बाध भी हैं। और कैस्टर फसल की मलाई हैं, मुझे उन्हें म्यूट करने की आवश्यकता नहीं है।

ESL और ब्लास्ट में क्रैश कोर्स पर RIOT वेलोरेंट इवेंट टीम भेजने की याचिका?

EDIT: Day 2 standing strong

i was gonna do it but stopped at the last moment

💪

New Team won't play in this tournament because there is no time left for them to prepare and finalise roles.

FUCK BRO I GOT WEIRD STATS

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/abnv%23999/overview?season=all

Amount of spike rush I've played till date 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 1300+ spike rush

Day 1 going as expected as of now

why do u wanna know? are you gonna book an appointment or something?

https://youtube.com/shorts/KMfKtb9GwQ8?feature=share

????

oh shit i didnt read correctly 💀 mb

average marathi vada paav enjoyer

india - kebab and dosas 😍

why?
get bonk

I accept.
I'll check the site today but i wont post from tomorrow

Wish me luck mfs 😈

Guys dont dowvote i love y'all

AMERICA NUMBA 1

Fuck everyone who downvoted my masterpiece
My opinion still stands

There is a secret message in this text that reveals the new roster...

When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your household

Im really sorry for what ive done in the past 5 days here on vlr😔😔😔

Apologies

OMG IT IS RRQ KEKWWWWWWWWWWWW

LESSGO RRQ 13-0 GE

GE bot team 30th place confirm in brizal sao polo

TENZZZZZZ!!!!!

L of the day: Deku03

SEN??? Bruh sen is top 2 itw rn.... We all know sen and cloud9 are the best teams like how cd u 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i almost died laughing bro u underestimating tenz he will onetap all players on GE ez 13-0 sacy pancada 50 bomb

• First day on vlr dont try to farm stars go to schooland DONT DOUBT SEN

creampie?

Noooooooo how do u even fucking a call them worse?????????¿¿ They are the best broo u r dumbo indian!!! Indians are smart they know sentinels cloud9 on top rest all shitty tier 4 teams!!!!

Dont repeat it again u botttt!!!!

I'll try

If they dont listen ill creampie them

Is there any any any any way I can change my riot account name?? 🥺 Not the in game name but my account username
I signed up with the name creampie 2 years back but i dont feel like creamy nowadays please help riot employee if ur mom dad is rhen it'd be great help

Bump
Im ready for managing APAC ;) Entire match schedules and/or match results hehe