why would the biggest org in val not make it

king

i wish i could block u stop making my posts look bad

they def arent bad at bind or ascent lol ppl r just slow af

nah those two are the best but theres a lot of good raze players over the years lol

whzy and monyet have good razes, whzy is just as aggro if not more

nukkye does the same aggro shit

FNS did his job for him anyways

"Despite having been given numerous warnings, the employee was still late to work every day"

"Despite having a superteam, chet was garbage"

cant believe you got potter enghh kaplan mce out

and chet has a job

people like you who just dickride every figure are so sleeper

chets garbage and has proved it serveral times, optic thrived on midrounding, not meta reads, CHAMBER, not meta reads yet somehow mfs gonna act like calling chet garbage is like saying semen1 carried pooter

i think its a draw..

if they had engh would have 5 trophies by now instead ur at 1

my goat TENZ has more

Jacob 'y0y' Whittaker has joined Sentinels on a 10 year contract to be Tyson 'TenZ' Ngo's personal waterboy and squire. PaNcAda and Curry to rotate starting lineup.

Zellsis will go fix y0y's garbage at bleed

See below for official update from Sentinels

https://twitter.com/Sentinels/status/1767623351428849800

pancada redemption arc incoming

might not be a snake but easily the worst val coach of all time

idk how bro has a job lmfao he has ruined like 6 rosters

the only success he had is because he lucked into the optic core cuz of neppotism

i coulda coached optic to a whopping one LAN win despite having the best smokes for a year the best chamber for a year the best support victor and crashies and the best igl fns

i interned for software engineering at got paid around the same at microsoft so idk what the issue here is lol

also its not really software engineering if you read the job post

looks like an analytics role which is typically easier for the advanced interns imo like these really arent HARD projects at all its not like hes joining google to work on an app that needs to meet insane privacy safety requirements and turn profits

have u seen sayf?

dropping valyn would be the worst move possible lol

fortnite >> OW players in val

fortnite macro skills in video games is elite

world class builders in FN are genuinely some of the most talented esports players itw

been saying it for a while sayf is the smartest individual player itw by a margin

his jett is the most visually pleasing thing I've ever seen. Watch sayf jett on haven if you wanna learn how to use jett dash to be truly aggressive

he uses jett in a cool way where in liquids CT pushes he uses weird pathings to get into off angles then the dash to get out after utility instead of a dash into space like loud usually do.

gamesense is crazy tho to be able to take those risks and make them look like nothing

wh0

Craziest tournament ever in that JohnQT is easily the second best IGL here.

LOUD and SEN have a huge calling advantage over practically every team at this event.

I'd add karmine to this as their midrounding is very good.

Pretty much guaranteed top 3 imo.

do ange1 and mako play the same role in game?

if u watch the game mako and tenz are nothing alike lol

also shit stats sadly 39 rounds is hilarious

mako doesnt do this at all lol

https://www.vlr.gg/player/251/b1sk

they def arent random this kid is yapping
they have ex tier 1 val staff with them lmfao

flor sneak diss is crazy

sonder>

13-3

nrg wont work

shit igl

shit coach

third world countries shouldnt allowed to shitpost too much shit in your streets

then u keep kingg instead of s0m and have him play full time off IGL so he can frag, hes prob better than s0m without calling

pretty much yueah

1 Champs 2023
2 Copenhagen
3 Champs 2022

has potential to be the best IMO

leaf was
+10 vs sen
+7 vs mibr
+11 vs kru
+7 vs EG

leaf is sadly not overrated he just plays for a T2 team

honest truth

people actually thought they were good lmfao

you clearly are not familiar with cboomer

10 boobies still have better midrounding than lev despite having way worse comms

funny how it works

+fns + s0m + pancada

-tex - kingg - mazino

also a new coach, probably someone with ideas because FNS can drill fundamentals, his midrounding is good but they need someone to be innovative

this is the best possible scenario for LEV

Mazino is cleared by pancada, and pancada luv asspiss, s0m colears tex, FNS clears kingg even if he cant frag

zekken was a better sova and actually played the agent tho

he was better than demon1 on ascent idk wytb

watch the finals

u beat karmine but imo fluke sadly

fnatic was closer to KC sadly

they were def better than heretics and navi easily but lets be real

karmine just dicked allover fnatic

fnatic coaching isnt that good sadly

that double controller comp is good on a map like split too lmfao bc astra has a lot of chokes to control she can play a quazi-initiator role on it and so can omen

being down 11-3 after leading 2 maps is weak mental btw

u gotta lose 11 to win 11

untrue

np lil bro

maniek

https://twitter.com/smthlikeyou11/status/1764182424165171468

W then

Whoever potter is carrying to champs next -She took 4 t2 players and a t3 player to champs finals and mogged veterans

LOUD -pai is a mental giant, LOUD aura is immense + bonus points if sacy is here + bonus points when less is bullying his teammates into being great (GOAT LESS MJ OF VAL)

SEN once every 2 years -SEN aura when good is only aura over LOUD aura, only matched by G0MBIT aura (when nats isnt being a fruitcup) also have tenz also have sacy who bullies his teammates into being good (best trait in val) also rob moore schizo posting twitter only increases their aura

PRX -they troll and still finish top 3 in half the events since mid 2022, a team of small south asian Russel Westbrooks and a twink russian from vladivostok who is who yay fans think YAY is

X10/xerxia when patiphan was thanos -GOAT patiphan has immense aura, you would never expect it but patiphan is essentially aspas less and leo combined with better looks, solos y0y and his band of bums

bang once every 30 official matches when he hits his potential for a singular round and people go crazy -hes ass otherwise but he has one goat clutch every season

whatever team sayaplayer is on when playing Yayster -two things are certain in life, death and sayaplayer mogging this fraud y0y, even with a super team y0y cannot escape sayagoat

sinatraa -don't have to explain here, immense aura in the bedroom and serverroom

DRX when there is nothing at stake -count on DRX to do absolutely nothing when things matter but be great when it doesnt. shit org shit coach shit igl

Alfajer -the amount of pure aura and goat essence needed to carry fnatic to not one LAN win but two is insane. Easily the val goat for carrying that shit franchise

Sayf -sayf is like pep guardiola if pep was KDB at the same time as being pep, highest IQ player individually and huge sexy sweedish narc

k0ng k0ng -the chinese goats to finish this top 50, k0ng k0ng dominated louds holes. Imagine being a player taking 30/70 duels and winning them at a 70/30 duel rate, thats k0ng k0ng except hes very cute petite breedable while doing it

whzy -although it doesnt take much to drag ur nuts over chets face (very easy tbh) whzy did it the best, owns retardiis, owns crashout, owns food, owns fn0s, doesnt own s0m cuz s0m is actually good, but also would own demon1 and ethan if NRG were good enough to qual and BLG werent ass enough to lose to FPX

thanks for coming to my ted talk, im cboomer, dont disagree just enjoy

can u handle the boar?

give me burga
give me chamber
give me money or i 🐍🐍 team